Tell me about Cristiano, why doesn't he score anymore?
Tell me about Cristiano, why doesn't he score anymore?
He scores with his wife now
to intelligent too score with bilbao
only dirtmund and apolel
hasn't slurped enough semen lately
You mean Badr Hari?
No I mean his wife
The woman he had his daughter with
test tube baby
gays don’t fuck their beards
But he just scored a hat trick against bilbao
You what? Ronaldo isn't married, he has a bastard kid and 2 tube twins
oh sorry, his girlfriend
The Argentine brunette? She's pretty much just a beard
Umm sweetie
stat padding ain't dat easy
Running out of time here
blew my 33 dubs by one, so he is probably injuring himself instead
>tfw to smart to score against bottom feeders
>tfw too smart to help lead my team to a La Liga title
Who wants to win the uefalona wins lol league?
Apparently not Ronaldo
>wife
>gay
Pick one....hahahaha
he's accumulating power for the WC
chang BTFO