Tell me about Cristiano, why doesn't he score anymore?

Tell me about Cristiano, why doesn't he score anymore?

He scores with his wife now

to intelligent too score with bilbao
only dirtmund and apolel

hasn't slurped enough semen lately

You mean Badr Hari?

No I mean his wife
The woman he had his daughter with

test tube baby
gays don’t fuck their beards

But he just scored a hat trick against bilbao

You what? Ronaldo isn't married, he has a bastard kid and 2 tube twins

oh sorry, his girlfriend

The Argentine brunette? She's pretty much just a beard

Umm sweetie

stat padding ain't dat easy

Running out of time here

blew my 33 dubs by one, so he is probably injuring himself instead

>tfw to smart to score against bottom feeders

>tfw too smart to help lead my team to a La Liga title

Who wants to win the uefalona wins lol league?

Apparently not Ronaldo

>wife
>gay

Pick one....hahahaha

he's accumulating power for the WC

chang BTFO