If you won $1 million playing the lottery, what would you do?

If you won $1 million playing the lottery, what would you do?

go to germany for a doner

Sorry lottery is haram

Buy an insuspicious house and a boring meh tier car so noone will know that I have money.

Would just get up and leave home, travel the world and shag a bird from every country.

Go home and give back to my parents for raising me, then go to the nearest orphanage to donate the rest before using my new helium exit bag to end myself.

Invest 90% of it and spend the rest on traveling and shit I need/want

Buy a k-pop idol and marry her.

>insuspicious house and a boring meh tier car
>budget already overstreched

Spend all for launching offline party with anons here.

move to some third world shit hole where a million dollars is actually considered a lot of money

invest it

An average house and car costing more than a million USD? Yeah no.

Save the money

Keep working

buy shit

make more money

Hard to say. By the time I get done paying taxes, tags, fees, processing, shipping, handing, delivery, service charges, etc. there wouldn't be much left. Maybe enough to get new tires for my car & a nice meal out.

This.

go to germany and live a good life

A million barely pays for a house and car.

Well if you don't want to live in the middle of nowhere, it does.

He can easily just use the million as like a down payment or some shit.
It would go a LOOOOONG way, trust me.

2 girls at the SAME TIME!

Lets say that a top tier prostitute costs around the 250$/hour, you could pay services for a total amount of 4.000 hours with 4.000 different hoes. Of course being the million euros the net earnings with taxes being already subtracted

>go to germany and get achmeded

So 2 top tier prostitutes for the 1 minute it will take me to nut is like $8.20! I can pay that NOW!!!