Obligatory Ronaldo thread

>0-0 against lower table Bilbao
What's his fucking excuse this time?
Everyone was playing well and he couldn't finish his fucking dinner if he tried

It was not Eibar

lmao he's absolutely finished

Bet they wish they sold him to Poonited now

t-tsu?...

>the assassinator of apoel

But he can't score against Eibar either.
>the annihilator of APOLEL

our year la

>RM sell Ronaldo
>Buy Jesse Lingard as replacement

We Bizarro world nao

>why can't we play Apoel every week dad?

so rm will get icardi for realsies...

>IT WAS MY TURN!!!!

>b-b-but this wasn't getafe wtf this is unfair!

LMOA

>implying Ronaldo will allow Madrid to buy a proper centreforward
He's the one taking all the goals, Benzema is still at Real because he doesn't give a shit about being a role player and even play as a winger just to let Cristiano do what he wants

For a reason they got rid of the last elite centreforward they had: Higuaín

Call him Cristiano. He doesn't deserve to be a Ronaldo.

>the assblaste Faggotnaldo leaf/roomanian/brazil proxy shitposter is literally seething with multiple threads in the catalog
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Is Ronaldo a common name in Portuguese or just a coincidence?

What the fuck is wrong with him? How did his form tank this hard?

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He's like 34 years old

GIBE PENALTY