Go to soccer game in South American 3rd world country

>Go to soccer game in South American 3rd world country
>It is incredibly hot and humid
>surrounded by smelly, sweaty, hairy men screaming words in Spanish
>Fear for life
>Fear of being robbed
>Fear of being raped
>shitty stadium food
>Game is 90 minutes long
>Game ends with 0-0 score

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>be american
>get shot

>Go to soccer game in South American 3rd world country
>It is incredibly hot and humid
>surrounded by smelly, sweaty, hairy men screaming words in Spanish

Are you sure you didn't go to Miami by mistake? Or Los Angeles? Or Houston? Or San Antonio, San Diego, Santa Fe, San Jose...

>americans are afraid to visit other countries yet get shot in their own coutnry when they go to school, or to the movies or concerts or clubs

lol soyboy

No lie though
>went to Mexico for vacation
>cousins say a soccer game is happening
>we go to some community college tier place
>muddy field, cement seats, broken scoreboard
>home team loses
>people start throwing glass bottles
>since we were first row shit is shattering around us
>people run into field
>see 20 Mexican fighting in the stands
>ref calls the game
>fans start throwing glass bottles at him

I haven’t been to Mexico since then

>fat boy sharts himself at the first sign of a little bit of banter

My mate got his head split open with a paving slab at an away game in Belgium, funny as fuck on the ferry home.

Typical soyboy chicano that's all "Mexico fuck yeah putos" then shits his pants when he can't handle the real deal. Let me guess, you were in some shitty south/central area of the country too.

........Why are those fans being held in a pen?

They are americans

impossible, you couldn't fit that many of us in there.

>robbed in a stadium
you dont know how things work here do ypu?

>implying anyone would want to rape your fat ass

You get robbed before you get to the stadium.

>Mexico
>South America
why are amerimutts this retarded?
kek

Underrated post, I like American CHI more and more

Was it this country OP?

youtube.com/watch?v=ohxKIHVbgkY

You know how most of the Mexicans that migrate to USA are the poorest, dumbest and most uneducated people we have? No imagine that type of people under the american education system. It's like puking on a pile of shit.

it's recommendable to rob after the game because then they're a little bit drunk and you can just grab their phones and run

I'm pretty sure houston is the only humid city out of all of those

and miami of course

Mexico is south of America, n'est-ce pas?

America is a whole continent.

if you are in USA and go to Mexico, and then come back to USA, you've never left North America.
I'm really sorry that this upsets you.

people that usually go to every game are literally drug dealers or other top crime stuff. If you rob someone from the same team as you you will probably be considered a really terrible person and maybe even get killed by another teammate. It is literally like robbing a thing from a gangmember

>burger education

>The state of this Faggot

This is why everyone thinks we're stupid Cletus.

We are on the Continent of North America. Mexico is in North America.

South America is from Colombia downward you mongoloid

I went to a serie a game in Brazil and there was like 9000 people in a big ass stadium. And this dude sitting behind us just casually smoking

>San Diego
>Hot and humid
>3rd world

Confirmed for never being there, best weather on Earth and no poorfags allowed

>be brazilian
>get shot and given aids in one instance

>he feels fear
wh*Te men, everybody

>surrounded by smelly, sweaty, hairy men
Now you know how I feel living in the South of the US. Genuinely do not believe these people know what deodorant is.

>foreigners opinions matter

top meme

youtu.be/h-iIs0Rcvp4

god i wish that were me

I hate those kinds of chicanos, tbqh

>that’s a hot babe
The absolute decrepit Maya ruin of El Salvador