its going down. this will be lehman brothers x10
Deutsche Bank collapse habbening thread #5
Gabriel Turner
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Jose Russell
It's already going up
Nothing to see
Leo Price
>Every econemy thread
Look at overall trends, what do you guys think the "depression". Was it isn't like stocks just go in a straight free fall except maybe a few times in history following and proceeding stagnant/volatile/generally down periods
Luis Ward
The fags here have been waiting for this one stock to collapse hoping it will set off a chain reaction because that's what Zerohedge said
Thomas King
WHO ARE YOU?
Jose Hall
>Jews buy before the collapse, hence staving off the plummeting for a little bit
IT'S RECOVERING GUIZE
Jace Martinez
Down again now
Lehman brothers 2.0 soon
Henry Barnes
Sup Forums may have some great political ideas & insights but between them and /biz/ put together I would rather just use pic related to make higher percentage decisions.
Elijah Gomez
You're in luck because that is how it works.
Only they use kids instead.
Robert Scott
>it's literally chaper to buy all media outlets in the world than save Deutsche Bank.
What the Jews are gonna do is lie about it until finances stabilize, alternatively break it down to less toxic companies and leaving one big pile of poo. Honestly, manipulating markets is cheaper than saving Deutsche Bank. So no one worry, everything is fine.
Colton Ortiz
-3% soon
Bentley Morgan
seems like it isnt happening, atleast for now
Jose Clark
it is steadily happening. its going lower every single day. single digits next week
Austin Smith
my family isnt beliving me even tho i was right on the rigged election in austria.
seems like we will just go down like everyone else.
Luis Foster
a economic depression is happening will it spread
Jack Gutierrez
Eli Bailey
Can we expedite this shit? Like a Sup Forums slushfund where we try kill the market?
Tyler Sullivan
>Shares of the embattled Deutsche Bank are already down more than 50 percent in the last 12 months, but as fear continues to swirl around the health of Europe's economy, one trader is betting that Germany's biggest bank is due for another major dive in the coming month.
>50%
holy shit. Didn't realise things were this bad. What would it take for the shit to actually hit the fan?
Cameron Long
Well, look at it this way: DB has $75 TRILLION in derivative exposure. If they start having liquidity problems it's going to make Lehman look like child's play.
Adam Foster
Tweet weev and ask him to use his hedge fund to short DB and let Sup Forums buy into the fund.
Bentley Allen
Can all these derivatives be called in? Would they be if DB started to run out of cash? I always thought they were more of a long term investment type thing? But I know jack shit about economics, so I'm probably wrong.
Robert Myers
Derivatives are used in many different ways and can be short term or long term deals.
Liam Miller
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Jayden Mitchell
Just dumped $40.000 USD of Deutsche Bank stock. Had it for years, but stubbornly believed it would recover. Should have known since it was leveraged into oblivion.
Parker Rivera
>tfw you click 1h - 10yr
Adam Smith
its lehman 2.0
Sebastian Carter
Hope you have your rations stocked up Funbro, I've got mine.
Colton Taylor
Lucas Ross
>tfw no stocks
Let it fucking crash already
Feels gud to be poor
Jonathan Morris
Buy some put options on Credit Suisse. If they don't go under with Deutsche Bank, they'll still lose a lot on their share price.
Dominic Gray
Leveraging to the max and shorting would make more money. The more it looks like DB or Credit Suisse stock price will go down the higher the value on those put options.
Dominic Roberts
If you are buying put options make sure they are european.
Ayden Hill
>0.41(3.12%)
Is it actually bad for a happening thread?
Evan Bell
Its the long term trend that matters.
Josiah Morris
My broker only has access to basic calls and puts.
Eli Gomez
happening happening happening happening happening happening happening happening happening happening happening happening happening happening happening
Adam Price
the brent barrel is 46.46
pls help
Ayden Parker
u wooden lisen
Christopher Collins
MAJOR GERMAN BANK ON VERGE OF BANKRUPTCY
CRASHING THIS DEBT PONZI WITH NO SURVIVORS
Colton Turner
WHEW!
But... As an American, how do I profit from this?
Will US stocks decline as well?
I hope so, I hope there will be a good entry point for some $VV or $BA or $LMT.
Luke Edwards
DB bear certificate i think, or buy stocks after the plummeting like in 2009
Nolan Kelly
>GERMAN BANK
The real question is will there be ackbaring if German EBTs don't happen?
Julian Murphy
why cant this fall further rreee
i hope it closes -3,47% at least and same tomorrow so we can get to the single digit price habbiding
Asher Jackson
BAIL OUT THE INSURANCE COMPANY!
Carter Bailey
Of course there will be, this could spark rahowa.
Carson King
Wow what happened in 2008?
Aiden Hernandez
I know we are all excited for this habeninininining, so here you have just to enjoy the wait
Tyler Cruz
nigga are you serious
Nicholas Flores
underage b&, funposting, or legit limey under a rock? the subprime mortgage scandal that tanked the US and world economy until the feds started throwing money on the fire like there was no tomorrow. hell, right now there might not even be a tomorrow in financial terms. PREPARE FOR THE END BUY WATER FILTERS
Jaxson James
cmon lets see 12.4x before close
Leo Richardson
Is it happening?
Natsoc death squads patrolling the streets soon?
Carson Reyes
Nothing that the FED couldn't handle
Caleb Lopez
I've just quickly scanned the news, there's no mention of DB meltdown, just a couple of irrelevant articles mentioning DB in the context of brexit. Ctrl+f "deutsche" returns 0 results on cnbc.com. Looks like it is indeed happening if they're in damage control mode.
Jayden Baker
>German economy
Kek
Easton Ross
Sure they just called and told me you were the fuhrer they were looking for and asked if I could perhaps interest you in some German bridge spanning infrastructure investments
Ryan Rivera
Weimar republic first friend.
Tyler Sanders
Xavier Martinez
That face keks me every time.
Gabriel Clark
I'm stereotypical Sup Forums tinfoil here but after the first couple DB threads old tried and true copypasta slide threads pushed mentions of DB right out of the catalog. I should probably go take my meds now.
Angel Hall
SOON
Lincoln Adams
Yes, yes, well done Germany, well done Germany.
HOWEVER
Thomas Hill
Would you accept a swede into the freikorps?
I want to help when the day comes.
Dominic Lee
Someone please explain to me in simple terms:
>is this REALLY that bad? what are the real consequences?
>why are we hoping for this?
>what should I be doing?
>Is there a way to profit or would I be throwing money into the wind?
and lastly,
>what are the jews doing, and WHY are they (I can only assume) doing this
thanks.
Nolan Baker
someone has to be the fuckboi, since all their women are with Ahmed.
Colton Adams
you will be needed at home. we will take care of this
i heard 6.5mm swedish is a good long range cartridge. plug some muzzies for us.
Jordan Diaz
>>is this REALLY that bad? what are the real consequences?
Greece >Venezuela > Mad max
>>why are we hoping for this?
I've positioned myself in such away that it will benefit me.
>>what should I be doing?
Positioning yourself in such a way that it will benefit you
>>Is there a way to profit or would I be throwing money into the wind?
The train is leaving the station but if you're fast you might be able to catch up
>and lastly,
>>what are the jews doing
Positioning themselves in such a way that it will benefit them.
>and WHY are they (I can only assume) doing this
Because they will benefit from it
Jackson Barnes
>CEO: John Cryan
Thomas Myers
But I live in the far north and don't really identify with the svens down south. We see them more like occupants than countrymen.
Would rather go help the Germans desu.
Caleb Thompson
It would lead to the PIIGS collapsing and the French banks then collapsing as French banks have a lot of exposure to Eurozone debt.
Have fun with that EU, you deserve to burn, so does Germany.
Fucking burn all of you, you fucking sacs of German cock sucking shit!
DIE MAINLANDER SCUM! DIE DIE DIE!
Gabriel Carter
you're not out of the club yet m8..
Adrian Gray
NYSE close in 30mins, nice -3% lets hope it happens tomorrow too
Charles Parker
>Positioning yourself in such a way that it will benefit you
is there any specific thing/stock and type of business I should be looking for at this point and time?
Owen Rodriguez
Med Pack is right. Nobody is going to escape the (inevitable) collapse of Private Finance in the West. But then again, when your only option is to print more money, what other outcome was possible?