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laine al-kebab edition

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lol fucking epic
laine has nothing to do with islam. the t somebody made him look brown LMAO

Abdul Qaidir Al Muskegun, blessings be upon him

Hate the darkness

*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

Continuing to laugh at the oilers and their fans

sweet karma. from making the playoffs after ruining prospects year after year to becoming """"cup contenders"""" to bottom of the standings again. truly, there is a god

*blocks his path*

Who is gonna win Stanley cup this season, goys?

*demands trade to competent team*

a year ahead of schedule

We are desu

unless for whatever reason pettersson and juolevi bust then canucks should be solid in about 2 -
4 years. their prospect pool is stacked from meme trades, the burrows for dahlen one being one of the more lopsided

>yuengling
>a beer from pennsylvania
what did reddit mean by this

>haven’t seen yuengling in canada in years
THIS SITUATION IS NOT EQUITABLE

penguins. I would give everything to not have to watch them win another cup etc.

if blots dont then there's something seriously wrong with them

Stars are gonna win, bigly

Blues @ Wild

perds

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>????

>now also brewed in Florida
>distributed throughout the South, on tap at every bar
>owner officially endorsed Trump
>favors right-to-work states
What he meant by that is that it's more of a Southern fixture at this point than one for yanks.

>rags

Holy fuck dahlen is so good

Excellent thread! Inshallah!

love yuengling
love hoagies
love the philadelphia flyers
hate ethnics
hate sexual minorities

I thought he had teeth now?
it was a running gag in the new season

>watching reddit things

yeah i have no idea what the fuck the sens were thinking trading away a top prospect like that

How did you know this is a cosplay of a ST character if you don't want the show?

hes not even playing in the top level in sweden. hes not going to be anywhere near pettersson or brocksolid level.

I guess not

yeah, but burrows was traded for him

We out here .

why is the arena foggy?

what was the lawsuit for?

>being a yinzer faggot
don’t do that

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is it imprisoning you?

why is it emptier than my balls after a night with your sis?

>a Santa Monica judge has ruled in favor of a company that was defrauded for $500,000 by a producer who tricked it into investing in a bizarre failed marketing scheme for the National Hockey League. Filmula Entertainment was approached by Aldo LaPietra in 2012, with promises that the NHL’s “Guardian Project”—a Stan Lee-fronted effort to give each team in the league its own Lee-derived superhero—was alive and well, with involvement from NBCUniversal and funding for a potential feature film. In truth, the project had flopped months earlier, hence the court order today that Filmula’s money be returned.

>a fucking superhero movie of 30 teams superhero mascots

because the game isn't starting for another 20 minutes?

>Penguins
>Having fans when they're not winning

so? theres nobody even at glass level watching the warmups.

lmao

>mfw having mushroom pepperoni and sausage pizza for the game

BASED Pittsburghian

>his arena isn’t packed for warmup
shit fans

Love Tampere
Love Ottawa
Love Diversity

sweden2 is better than most leagues in europe, alot of good players came through there

For me, it's home made pizza and Bonaqua™

What's a bonaqua?

Anyone but Tampon Gay

its frog for goodwater.

A nice cold glass of water is always nice.

Someone needs to make that movie

>mf everytime Canada gets mad at a sandwich
what about the lightning is so triggering to them exactly

Whre them finns at?

That would be rather lucky of him.

in the bin where they belong

>tfw no Hedman

LEAFS @ CANUCKS
HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA

Oh, I didn't realize that. Now I kind of feel sorry for them tbf

Childhood is looking up to Hedman
Adulthood is realizing that Strålman is where it's at

I honestly just don’t care enough about hockey anymore to watch any of the games tonight

>mfw Publix pudding
>mfw Live PD after the game
It's going to be a good night

Yeah, not like we just shut out the Sabres last night. Try harder next time.

Forgot pic

SHARKS @ BOLTS

*wins cell key*

lightning gamethread?

*blocks your path*

>criticizes an awful tasting sandwich
>HURR LITERALLY MAD AT AN IMAGE!!!

i’ve had them at publix in jacksonville and couldn’t understand why they are meme’d so much, it was dry and bland.

nice

What Quebec national team would look like?

> CAPS DOWN 2 after 2 minutes
?

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see

nice

wings @ habs

NOW SOME MEN TAKE DELIGHT IN THE DRINKING AND THE ROVING
AND OTHERS TAKE DELIGHT IN THE GAMBLING AND THE SMOKING
ME I TAKE DELIGHT
IN THE JUICE OF THE BARLEY
AND COURTING PRETTY FAIR MAIDS IN THE MORNING BRIGHT AND EARLY

MUSHA RING DUMMA DO DUMMA DA
WHACK FOR THE DADDY O
WHACK FOR THE DADDY O
THERE'S WHISKEY IN THE JAR

Cup final tomorrow lads. Pray for us.

Alright oilers. You onlly have to win about 68% of your remaining games. You may be down your top goalie (only goalie?) and your top dman (defensively at least, though offense is lacking in the rest as well), but this is do-able. If McDavid can only start scoring at a 2pt per game pace, Draisaitl start scoring .5g/gm, RNH 1p/gm, Brossoit/Ellis at least 2gaa, and the rest just need to pitch in an average .5p/gm. Not impossible...

who r u?

I need to know who I'm praying for

First line:

Drouin - Bergeron - Pominville
Letang - Vlasic
Fleury/Luongo/Crawford

They're up by 2

You're not tricking me, Satan. Shoo, shoo

I'll settle for them getting their special teams back to at least NHL average.

Ya. Might be tough though unless one of those dmen decide to figure out how to quaterback effectively. Can't wait for Bear to get healthy so they can give him a tryout on the pp.

I'm a big fan of your posts

>Be center of the universe called Toronto
>Have the NHL cater to your needs by having a west coast game road game start at 4pm local time
>Get to see their team get btfo

>laffs

>laffs

anaheim @ nashville
get in here

>mad
>at foliage

>losing to the cantpucks

t. Raj

not mad at foliage, that foliage just has cancerous admirers

It's time for Swedish hockey guys let's go Sweden Embassy beat the Ducks