UFC 218: Aldo vs Holloway Game Thread #1

I'll add fights and shit next thread

Thoughts on Teymur vs Klose?

homo sport

Why you insist on making game threads?

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You will sleep

>tfw sleepy already
oh no

>not using this image

Teymur is a better Marc and Klose struggled with Marc

>tfw i made my first bet tonight
feel like a live wire lads

Some of the prelims look spicy

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Whiter than you, Muhammad

For the 1st time in a long time I will not be ruining my sleeping pattern to watch the ufc

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WHERE ARE THE STREAMS?

can we just agree that this guy makes the threads for this show? no autism tonight come on lads

This autistic weeb sucks

Roxy won

15 minutes

The peaches will fall where they may

same here

Marc is a better athlete than Teymur, but Teymur is technically superior and has a lot more experience. Marc has the higher ceiling IMO.

fucking lol

>Marc is a better athlete than Teymur
Could you explain please

15 MINUTES!!!!

how many bongs? usually this shit starts around now in australia

kek

tfw yawning
i shouldve napped

Make lots of Aldo webms tonight!

Whatd you bet

I might persevere for Ngannou Reem but then I'll also stay awake for Aldo or I'll take a cheeky nap and then not wake up till it's over, hmm

why does the OP matter so much to you

Marc has more fast-twitch muscle, which lends itself more favorably to MMA.

You will sleep tonight

Has someone explained to stipe yet that just because you're the champ it doesn't mean you should get paid more than everyone else?

At the latest it's 6PM for you. Get your shit together.

Oh I agree he is more explosive but I don't know if that makes him the better athlete. Teymur seems much better everywhere except explosiveness which is fine for this fight, he is much bigger than Klose as well. Most lws infact, he seems to be really good at cutting weight

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10 bucks on gaethje

Hello :3

I'll be surprised if I lose, Holloway is really strong right now!

10 MINUTES!!!!!

Main card starts in 4 hours, how long do you need to nap for?

If aldo wins this fight im donating anyone with a address 1 bitcoin

I COULD HEEM EVERYONE HERE AND TWICE ON SUNDAY

Holy Shit Bec is a big girl, what is she doing in Strawweight?

didn't sleep much last night, just gonna nap now

Really really hope Jose Aldo wins

Lets go champ!

Hey qt anime girl

How are ya?

shes at 125 now and also probably getting cut cause she sucks

a seven hour nap would be good

are you the same hue who bet on aldo during the first fight and i told not to

I personally think Diakiese has the potential to also be stronger and has greater ability to pull off more unorthodox moves that require explosion/athletic ability. Teymur's probably got the superior conditioning and fight IQ, though.

Where the HECK are the picks?

she really had an upgrade didn't she?

i dont believe (you)

anyone else hyped for the card tonight
how many bings till prelims?

Im rooting 4 Aldo as well bro

where can i find the video where he says "you will sleep"

That's not a nap my guy

bings and bongs

5 MINUTES!!!!!!

who has the heem predicts

Our boy JWill is up in 5 bings. Get hyped lads.

Ben Askren can fuck my bitch

hope all you lads got your fight passes ready
lets goooooo

i want to believe in the old school

>Tfw gf is at her parents' house
>Tfw free for tonight
>Tfw able to watch the fucking fights in peace
>Tfw comfy as shit, wrapped in a blanket in a semi-cold night, drinking some hot cocoa and eating some chocolate chip cookies

How could life get any comfier at this point?

Just a gentle heeminder the spammer is here because of me.

YOU

why do you keep posting this

>Spain is also a janitor
spainsperg or just spain?

The spammer is a racist pedophile, why do you think he'd have a problem with a loser like you for the exact same reasons?

Alexander Reemington.

It makes me content and it makes you very, very upset.

it is here

sunds comfy lad
on day of the paella you can stay

I think Max will win in the main event but Jose
is quite the dog on my sports book as of now
so i would take the value of that bet and bet on
Jose. also the fact that there are not alot of
Rematches were one fighter wins both of them
so if i was putting money down on a book i
would bet Jose, but i do think Max has a better
chance of winning. Francis will win in the Co-Main

>choc chip cookies
nigga I was all set to make nachos but now you've made me want cookies

I've been longing for these nachos all week and now you've changed it ffs

>Glory PPV
13k buys max

i'm a boy though!

Yes.

That's why I'm betting again

She is such a whore. I like it.

0 MINUTES!!! I'M GOING TO SLEEP!!!!

How long until Spain starts sperging out again and gets himself banned

I think you'd be surprised my man.

thanks for gracing us with your presence you pussy-whipped casual

>month ago
>seeing girl and going on dates
>we pump
>she gets distant
>sperg out and tell her my feelings
>she gets more distant and we stop talking
>time passes
>start talking casually recently
>invite her to bar to see some bands tonight, says she'll text me when she's out of this dinner she has to go to but that shes interested (sounds interested too) depending on when she gets out


im nervous lads what do

>i'm a boy though!
Doesn't matter so long as you're cute

lol ok buddeh good luck, not the best odds on max though

WILL

how about you pump someone new instead of getting cucked by someone who doesnt care about you

Maybe bother reading the rest of the image where he openly admits he has beef with me, you autistic tosser of a """human""" being with CTE.

Spaniards really won me over with paella desu, some of the best shit I ever ate. I tell ya hwat, Bobbeh, I may like my country's food but nobody eats as well as Spaniards and Portuguese people.

>He doesn't have cookies on a briefcase every single night for fight night

>missing the fights to get your feelings hurt instead
SAD!!!!

>>sperg out and tell her my feelings
you already digged ur grave

and now he must fuck the gravediggers ass

Tell me, do you sleep?

You will

never change spain.
I don't know what to order at night, im thinking of sushi or a burger

I HAVE COOKIES BUT I WANTED NACHOS TONIGHT AND YOU'VE CHANGED THAT ON A WHIM

YOU SEE THE PROBLEM. ALL WEEK I'VE NOT HAD NACHOS PREPPING THEM FOR FIGHT NIGHT

SLEEP

It aint for like 4-5 hours

Ye I figured but now she seems interested again

WE
ARE
LIVE

He has a beef with everyone you literal retard.
>Needs to post with a trip on cause he's this attention starved
This general never used to be this autistic till Mcgregor showed up

Colby said he was going to make UFC great again

/ourguy/