Mr. and Mrs. user, I'm afraid there's a 50% chance the baby will have downs syndrome. How would you like to proceed?

>Mr. and Mrs. user, I'm afraid there's a 50% chance the baby will have downs syndrome. How would you like to proceed?

What do you say?

>What do you say?
>I would like to cancel the free trial, I would rather try out Hulu

Into the gas it goes

How is this even a question? Kill the little fucker and sterilize my wife, no need to bring more downies into the world the Senate is already full of them

I pick door N°3, now he'll have a 66% chance of being normal

Abort and make another one. Having a retard baby is life-ruining, I wouldn't take that risk.

Abort Abort! Mission is compromised!

Lol, all bluster. You'd think differently irl i guarantee it.

Abortion and only anal from now on.

My wife's uterus is useless obviously.

Jesus my sides

Abort immediately.

Just take a more reliable test thats 100% accurate. Jesus, all of you are retarded. If the baby is 100% down syndrome, abort it. I don't want to act on my instincts, thats foolish.

We will proceed with a doctor who's not inferring we should murder our child.

I'm down with that.

Not even for a second, BUT what you decide is meaningless, it is what the woman wants that matters. If she wants to have a tard baby instead of retrying, then there's nothing you can do to stop it in a modern nation.

There's a 50% chance I throw the baby off a cliff.

50%? What a shit statistical test.

where are the stairs

How do you only have a 50% chance of knowing if the baby is chromosome enriched? Shouldn't it be more obvious?

It's all about chance when it comes to ultrasounds. You'll never know for sure until very late into the pregnancy.

This is a very real choice that people have to make every day and I know a guy who took the chance and ended up having a retarded kid.

Laughed

>well doc the downs test is only accuratr 30% of the time, I'll take my chances

You can also do a karyotype which is more accurate. And if it turns out tardy in my country the woman then has to go on "holiday" in Germany.

YOU SEE, THERE'S A 50/50 CHANCE OF BABY HAVING DOWN SYNDROME

BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL, SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEATING ME

THEN YOU GET KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, THE CHANCE OF BABY HAVING DOWN SYNDROME WILL DRASTICALLY GO DOWN

SO I HAVE A 33.33% CHANCE OF MY BABY HAVING DOWN SYNDROME

BUT I GOT 66.66% CHANCE OF HAVING MY BABY NORMAL

AND KURT ANGLE IS NOT EVEN GOING TO HAVE A BABY AND HE'S NOT GOING TO TRY

SO YOU TAKE YOUR 33.33% CHANCE MINUS BY 25% CHANCE SO NOW THERE'S 8.33% OF MY BABY HAVING DOWN SYNDROME

SO NOW YOU TAKE MY 66.66% OF WINNING AND ADD ANOTHER 75% CHANCE, I GOT 141.66% CHANCE AT HAVING MY BABY NORMAL, SO DR, THERE IS NO WAY MY BABY'S GONNA HAVE DOWN SYNDROME!

>What do you say?
Shouldn't have knocked up my wife in her mid 30s

>Work in retail
>Asian family comes in every few weeks
>Both of them are elderly, probably around 70
>Nicest people you could meet
>Have a son with Down's Syndrome
>Feel horrible for all of them

Great people like them deserve to relax after retirement, not have to take care of their disabled son. It's also not his fault either, and I'm sad he has to have Down's Syndrome.

The world is an unfair place.

Hong kong is on fire today

bitch if you're showing me an ultrasound you can sure as hell get some fetal DNA out of the amniotic fluid, karyotype that shit and tell me if there's an extra copy of chromosome 21

or do i have to do this shit myself, fuck, pass me the giemsa powder

is this your first day

>Mrs.user
>implying

I've always wondered, how does it feel to have no dick?

>Mr and Mrs user, theres a 50/50 chance your baby will be American

Fixed. It. For. You.

Get rid of it.

>tfw used to drink Rolling Rock in the 90's when I was in HS
>bought a 12 pack of it a few months back for shits
>literally couldn't get drunk off it
>money well pissed away

I would say "honey why did you fuck the mailman"

At least it's not a nigger.

Yeah, 50% chance of being American, or 50% chance of being retarded, where you'll have to ship him to australia.

Get rid of it. My wife and I are in agreement 100% with this should the situation ever arise. The quality of life for everyone involved would go straight into the shitter, and we aren't dealing with it.

Abort that shit

Abort and divorce.

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This is why you lost the war

German shitposting is strange

Why don't you do the extremely easy test that has been around for decades to determine whether it is or isn't, Dr. Mam?

>Being this triggered over an Internet post
Sheit nigguh.

You must have made a mistake, my family is white.

Not if I divert the trolley to a different track.

Abortion of course.

Keep the baby. Murder is immoral.