Why do the Swedes make all the best films?

Why do the Swedes make all the best films?

Because Hollyjew cannot penetrate Sweden's Islam-barrier.

maybe I was just in a different mood when I watched it but I preferred christiane f

What's up with the death metal at the end of that one?

>Rammstein
>death metal

We don't. Most of our movies are utter shit.

This is correct

>Vampire is a shota
What a retarded plot twist, SWEDEN YES

pic related is fantastic imo

Why's your language so fucking hard to learn?

Fine; what's the deal with the Rammstein at the end?

It's because you have to learn like 15 different ways to say please fuck my wife.

>dat ending
boi

Don't know. It's the easiest to learn out of the Scandinavian languages.
If you are born in a country that has Germanic roots in it's language it's easier

kek that was actually clever

No it was retarded as fuck you moron

Im Swedish but I watch mostly American movies. Fight club is my favorite movie.

t. Antifa

They hate america. I love america they hate america. I like watching american movies like "The Hulk", "Thor: The Dark World", "STAR WARS" among many others. Why would someone who hates capitalism and america watch these types of movies?

Could I go to a poor area of Sweden and pick up a 16 year old hooked now days?

Asking for a friend btw

You can do that anywhere- and lower. You just gotta know the ways

>Fightclub
>Movie about Anarchy
>Fuck the system movie
That's why.

>The Hulk
>Thor the dark world
Not movies that praises Capitalism. It's just capeshit set in America.
>Star Wars
Movies about how an Authoritan rule is bad and how you need to form a rebellion against it.

>Poor area
>Sweden
You won't be able to pick someone up just like that for money. Try some thirdworld shithole instead Mohammed

Because, he was born there.

>Try some thirdworld shithole
So Sweden? Now in some places, in a couple of fast decades, in the whole

Not a mudslime. From Nz, 16 is legal here, but I've always wanted to do a tour-de-generate across the world

eh movie business over here is slow and pretty bad these days.
i don't think i've seen a good swedish movie since force majeure.

If it keeps going like it does here sure. It will be a thirdworld shithole in 20-30 years.
It's not now.

Go to a bar and get drunk. Only way to communicate with people if you don't know them.

>Why do the Swedes make all the best films?

What a joke. We swedes have or own version of capeshit. "crimeshit". And crimeshit is basically the only thing that gets made now in this country. Bottom of the barrel entertainment for literal retards. Like every 5 years we get a film that gets some small recognition but that's it.

Modern swedish actors are also all terrible. They all act and speak in this super fake forced way. It's very weird.

What the fuck are you talking about?

What're some good examples of crimeshit?

Wallander-movies with the quintessentially Swedish Kenneth Branaghsson

Beck, Wallander, Johan Falk

yes but it was a great movie
enough to last for a couple of years