He hasn't seen tons of moose in the wild

>he hasn't seen tons of moose in the wild

And quite fortunatley haven't smelled that either.

i've never seen one of these irl. depressing

Do you hunt them?

not too strange. Sweden has more moose than all of the US despite it being much larger, and most of your moose live in Alaska
I could if i wanted to. They are unironically common as fuck in very many places nearby

>he hasn't had sex in the wild

Don't you like hunting?

>he doesn't eat moose as a staple diet
sad!

haven't tried it

Oh I thought it was a popular activity there, having all those moose running around and all.

>he hasn't seen moose next to his house

I see them all the time unlike southener swedes who live south of their moose population. I shoot them every year to make sure our population stays under control unlike Sweden's stupidly large population.

Do you have pics?

everyone that doesn't live in a huge metropolitan area, Gotland or Scania see them all the fucking time. Probably more often than you do.

Swedes also see bears more often than Finns since we have twice as many as them

I saw a fucking wolf once. And it was a huge grey wolf. Like 2x times a dog. But wolves are super afraid of people, they're very smart animals. I have deep respect for wolves.

fucking IKEAMAN

I once saw a white moose in sweden, beautiful beast, and it delicious as well.

Wolves are friends, just keep dogs and other domestic animals away from them.

Does this count

Swedish garbage

>he's a wolflet

Reminder that Sweden has the richest wildlife in Europe

They will kill all domestic dogs (puppy tier intelligence) and cattle but those Hollywood movies about wolves attacking people are laughable, wolves shit their pants when they see a human.

I want to cuddle with a wolf desu

stop stealing our animals

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you seem to have nigger problem nigga

>tfw live in the only province without moose

Moose are fucking awful, their stupid spindly legs make it so that their massive fucking body is at the perfect to go through your car's wind and crush you if you happen to hit them. It doesn't help that they're dumb as fuck. Their only redeeming factor is that they taste delicious.

Moose are a swedish animal

You have different bears and lynx (canadian lynxes have autism)

If you see one adult moose, you literally saw a ton of moose

Doesn't really matter how big your dog is. I have seen wolves exterminate all kinds of dogs. They're smart people but they ARE afraid of humans. Once a human shows up, they they run away. They're super intelligent.

wolves killed me many times in assassins creed 3

meatcuck

>my dog is a wolf hybrid so it will be oka-

Môswak are a native animal to Canada. Stop stealing the moose™, it's Canadian property

I probably see one like ever other year but there are some moose tours near me and if you go on it you'll see like 2-3

Make me

Still a wolf. We have a saying about domesticating wolves. They're just way too smart.

I've never seen one desu
Sad

with a moose?

>be me hiking
>its the dry season but suddenly a fucking storm
>I wasn't lost but the road back was a literal waterfall so I had to take a big detour
>I'm resting next this tree and I suddenly smell this strong stench of piss
>thought it was probably an opossum or something
>look up
>like 5 m up there was this huge cougar resting on a branch looking down at me
>literally p frozen, if the thing wanted it could have killed me
>walk away from the tree and be happy to alive

Literally the scariest moment of my fucking life

Sweet
I won the battle

How can moose be a Canadian animal egen Sweden is an older country?

How can Sweden claim its their animal when we are an older people?

>Sweden has more moose than all of the US
This pisses me off more then it should. Canada has around a million of those fuckers though, so fuck off NA is moose king.

PEI has no moose, shit map

thats the map of?

The map of hiding jews

Where is that picture taken?

>reverse search
>An albino deer I spotted in northwestern Wisconsin yesterday

Technically, as long as you've seen at least two moose in the wild, then you've seen "tons of moose" in the wild.

Those swamp horses are fucking big and fucking heavy.

we have them in our cantine

we have them in our car

is this a way of telling us to go to sweden and start a moose genocide?

breaking news
american tourists in sweden genociding moose

F

>An albino deer I spotted in northwestern Wisconsin yesterday
>albino deer
time to get the rifle..

Fuck the danes

What does moose meat taste like?

>he doesn't hunt his own moose every fall
>he doesn't bring his kill to the local butcher
>he doesn't make his own moosemeat sausage
>he doesn't eat his moosemeat all winter

the only dane in these threads is a leaf from /cum/

answer me, you cunts

Moose live in my state of Michigan too. Seen a few up close. I know as a truck driver never to blow my air horn at one no matter how long it's taking to cross the road.
A bull will tear a truck apart before you can ever get away from it.

A bit gamey and beeflike. Pretty lean too.

It's great desu.

I saw two of them today.

BTW, that map is slightly wrong. There's moose in norther Wisconsin.