If you saw this man on your doorstep, what would you do Sup Forums?

If you saw this man on your doorstep, what would you do Sup Forums?

Close the door...

This or don't open it

Tell it to get off my property.

Let him know where the leather club is.

Uh, i'm gay and i'd still probably leave my door closed.

Why the fuck is a dude showing up barechested to my door?

"Who are you and why are you standing outside my front door with your arms raised like that? Please leave."

Ask him about his workout routine.

Scat play

Beat him to death with a metal pipe

Fags are an abomination and deserve to be murdered

Leviticus 18:22(KJV) - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 20:13(KJV) - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.