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Communism has lost edition

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keynesians btfo

>vidya

any little fuckbabyboys in L O N D O N ready for my perfectly average penis?

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the class

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I unironically have Reddit gold

anime

RIP le crocodile man ;_____;

every girl needs a rex thunderknot in her life

ever see the video where he called a nigger a 'nigger' right to his face. LMAO surprised he didn't get killed

me bottom left

anything good on the ol' box tonight?

women are pretty much all cute
men are all munters
why?

What do you reckon Millennial Woes is up to at this very moment?

Slavic men are like God's cruel joke.

slav disorder

Been given it twice myself. Once for an absolute belter joke reply that I dropped, the other time for where I posted some wall of text about how my life is shit in a thread where most other people were talking about their good lives.

no yes yes no no yes yes no no no no no no no yes yes

X factor

probably faffing about in a shack in america

>how can a piece of paper make me richer

such a non-argument
*thinks about the volicitity of money for a mere second*
ah yes

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i'll be on ur mas box

do you really think im gonna keep looking at this and back to see which girls you yes'd? runtoid

cretin

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nah, stick with the chon mon

too easy boys

>how can a piece of paper make me richer

Well if I had a 50 pound note for example I would be richer than I was before. Think I'm too smart for this economics malarky

>volicitity
not a word

The official rule is:

>9 Sexual activity with a child
(1)A person aged 18 or over (A) commits an offence if—

(a)he intentionally touches another person (B),
(b)the touching is sexual, and
(c)either—

(i)B is under 16 and A does not reasonably believe that B is 16 or over, or

(ii)B is under 13.

(2)A person guilty of an offence under this section, if the touching involved—

(a)penetration of B’s anus or vagina with a part of A’s body or anything else,
(b)penetration of B’s mouth with A’s penis,
(c)penetration of A’s anus or vagina with a part of B’s body, or
(d)penetration of A’s mouth with B’s penis, is liable, on conviction on indictment, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 14 years.

(3)Unless subsection (2) applies, a person guilty of an offence under this section is liable—
(a)on summary conviction, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 6 months or to a fine not exceeding the statutory maximum or both;
(b)on conviction on indictment, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 14 years.

and

>13 Child sex offences committed by children or young persons
(1)A person under 18 commits an offence if he does anything which would be an offence under any of sections 9 to 12 if he were aged 18.

(2)A person guilty of an offence under this section is liable—
(a)on summary conviction, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 6 months or a fine not exceeding the statutory maximum or both;
(b)on conviction on indictment, to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 5 years.

If I had a button that would kill every single ASMR spacker who has even so much as accidentally pivoted their orbitals towards an ASMR video, I'd push it about a million times just to be sure

t. his posts get no upvotes

What game should I play lads.

Call of Duty WW2 Beta.
Rising Storm 2: Vietnam

polish neighbours are playing sean paul at an incredibly loud volume

you lay your own answers out like that and compare them

they do but not on the faggot subreddits where the bugmen give out reddit gold

t. fox that can't reach the grapes

stealing this
(are you attractive)

You can have a girls aloud gf. Which one do you pick?

man fuck the grapes

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>the year is 2023 in London
>wake up and scan my implanted ID microchip with my phone to verify that I didn't die in my sleep
>log into my Sup Forums account using retina tracking technology so each post can be traced to me
>Monica has posted a picture of herself with her 50 year old fat white husband
>like it and leave a comment telling them how great they look so that she doesn't report me to the diversity police again and get me put into the tolerance camp for another week (I still have my scars from last time)
>app shuts down as it is now prayer time
>log into my official government koran prayer app and recite my morning prayers
>log back into Sup Forums and tell everyone how great the prophet mohammed is (peace be upon him) and how I hope everyone has a blessed day
>walk out my door to go to work for my boss mr. mohammed and the government implemented X-ray machines scan me for knives.
>remember to put on my anti-acid face mask
>a voice comes over the PA systems attached to the lamp posts "remember that acts of terrorism are part and parcel of living in such a beautiful diverse city, speaking out against them is racist and will earn you one year in the tolerance camps"

ah yes London

>that 45 minute gap where she went through her tinder list asking them all the thing
lol

>The arsepain on this one

Black Hawk Down on Dave

Cheryl obviously

met a friend from uni for the day.

feel awful now, even thoguh i had a great day with him.

i think the feeling that i'm wasting my entire life is emanating from today's meeting. its the first time i've spoken to anyone my own age in a year.

i feel like i've been spooked into spending my whole life unhappy. whether it be through wageslavery or through flatsharery or through just the general malaise of loneliness, procrastination and unfulfilment (or said negatively the inadequacy) of literally everything i want in life.

sad lads. really fucking miserable.

Dunno why they put "Remove from List" right next to "Remove Data file".

Surely at least one idiot has accidentally hit the wrong one and erased a massive download when he was just trying to get rid of the entry in the list.

the ginger one

not a ponce so don't know names

quiet bugman

new t-shirt

yeah heres a pic I took earlier

The Ginger one. Not a fan of fake tans.

Bit of a shame considering I live in Essex.

Cheryl

I too use a mac *wipes cum from lips*

>A mac

Dufenal Iohannes Trump (Nīwenglisc: Donald John Trump) is se fīf and fēowertigoþa Foresittend þāra Geāndena Rīca. He fang to rīce on 20 þæs Æftwerra Gēola 2017.

Trump is magere and wealdsēcendas, se wæs geboren on 14 Mǣdmōnaþ 1946. In 2016 he weard þæs Cynewīsefæsthēapes genemnede mann for Foresittend þāra Geāndena Rīca in þæm geares gecurrung,[1] and in Blōtmonaþ 2016 gewonn he swylcu gecurrunge (forðæm ðe his speliendas wæron þone Curgyldes hēofodgerīm oþþæt þe fēawe folcdōmas gewonne he).

Trump is se Foresittend þæs Trump Gegyld, and is staðolere þæs tæflunggegyld and innegegyld be naman Trump Entertainment Resorts.

Dufenales Trumpes fæder wæs Friðric Trump se wæs geboldtimbrend in Nīweoforwīcbyrig and his modor wæs Mary Anne MacLeod, sēo cwōm to American of Lewisīege.

alan was a pretty stand up looking bloke until the balding struck.

>An age of consent statute first appeared in secular law in 1275 in England as part of the rape law. The statute, Westminster 1, made it a misdemeanor to "ravish" a "maiden within age," whether with or without her consent. The phrase "within age" was interpreted by jurist Sir Edward Coke as meaning the age of marriage, which at the time was 12 years of age.

In the 13th century the age of consent in the UK was 12.

looks like we got some jealous poorfags

very 'dit response ngl

prwoar prosperity is quite fit

what a horrible cunt you are

>wipes cum from his thinkpad nipple

allan looks like a spic

NADINE
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>macs r gay xD
Nice one mate, you got me.

OSX / macOS is objectively the best operating system in terms of aesthetics, comfyness and 'it just werks'. The hardware is massively overpriced though.

slavic culture and biology is hype superficial, men only care about fertility and women only money and stability

can vaguely follow this through my knowledge of dutch.

fake quote

Gonna heem you to this
youtube.com/watch?v=n1VJ39nVIBk

you deserve to be erased for that dire taste in film

yeah its not very difficult to assume that life wasn't very nice in the 13th century

left to right
literally who with mong eyes
sarah - fucking mental damaged goods
ginger - boring
kimberley- patricians choice
cheryl - dumb, racist, vapid chav

am completely ambivalent about black cocks

no install gentoo

sounds like western culture before sexual liberation struck hehe

OSX / macOS is objectively the best operating system in terms of aesthetics, comfyness and 'it just werks'
*pauses a moment to edge down slightly further onto a dragon dildo*

why do all of hans zimmer's work with Nolan sound like chopsticks banging on a table

which is odd because historical documents over the centuries show the age marriage and having children were generally the same as they are today (or a bit earlier). Early to mid 20s.

in fact, it was only the nobility that engaged in child marriage.

alri mick jagger

>using windows botnet

Any Catalonia man in?

adulthood is realising the ginger one in girls aloud is the fittest

quite a fan myself

youtube.com/watch?v=lUpvEgJEn94

Elgar...

*winds my neck in*

love elgar simple as

Same article also goes on to say we created a 2-tier offence, making it worse to fuck a 9 year old and still a crime to fuck 10-11 year olds

The American colonies however, because the new law didn't explicitly mention the old one, lowered their age of consent to 10 years old.

Bloody Ameripaedos

reading his collected essays atm, v.good writer. seems and a good lad too.

>Spend £300 on a 10+ year old ThinkPad
>Sup Forums told me they were cheap and "it's built to last"
>I-i don't need to be able to open WebMs anyway! I'm too busy fixing Linux again!
Come on m8, Sup Forums isn't really any better than Mac users for parroting what comes out of someone else's arse.

not poor
just smart

doing this right now

Who is your asmr-fu?

name one thing windows goes better than macos

gibi or palagea