/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND - 2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #39

AUS 6/299

1st for ellyse

Based Threadcunt

For me, it's Northern Territory.

5th for Isa Guha

clarke and taylor, good now i can have a nap

even clarke's own dad doens't like listening to him x

pavement

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smear shit of the end of my dick

A lot of people falling for bait and memes in that last thread.

anyone listen to triple him to hear based jimmy brayshaw again

yeah the end of that thread was fresh as heck

where m8 x?

>any of the commentators who played in the 90s are shit but good enough when partnered with chappelli or bill in Melbourne
>put them with Warne or Clarke and they become absolute fuck wits

based Delhi air killing shit lankan players

>two runs for a failed forward defense
>Paine gets out on an almost perfect hook shot

LUCKSWING

Where is Based Goosey right now lads?

God bless you threadcunt

I'm at work lads
Don't wanna get caught looking at asses and tits
so pls don't post them
thanks

t. goosey

the alpha male influences the betas when in his company

Starc channeling Jason Gillespie here.

booing root
degenerate aussies

>nt watching the british broadcast of an ashes at home

>poot

t. autist

>paki
>playing for england

end this gay earth

>strayan internet streaming pixels of cricket
>or put up with cunts in HD

Discussing a uneventful moment for the whole over.

fuck me wake me up when this shitty duo is over

pub

root turns it more than moeen literally

Okay. I won't.

>paki
>mayor of london

t. cas

>not just muting the tele and putting the based ABC on
YOUR taxes have already paid for this broadcast. You may as well consume it.

MAN'S NOT HOT

Fair enough, I've been using chink super net so long I've forgotten

>paki
>owns my corner shop

>send the Aussies in
>6 wickets in 116 overs

kys Pooe Poot

DO NOT REPLY TO MY POST EVER AGAIN KRAZYKEK

HAHAHA

HAHAHA

JOE POOT

he's actually Mongolian. you can tell by his last name "Khan" as in Genghis Khan.

at least he owns a shop. what do you own besides your virginity lmao.

laugh out loud :^)

>it's a cramps episode

>listening to Australia's Broadcasting Communists
>ever

Forgot London had been KHAN'D

>the famous aussie banter

i can see why they like pakis

HAHAHAHAHA REKT

seething

Is it synchronised?
One year I put on Roy and HG to commentate the origin while watching it on tv on mute and they were 2 tackles behind the whole game

Think I've got blue balls lads

hoping for some lunchtime roof climbing coverage desu

same deal, its unbearable unless you can somehow delay your tv

>461 runs in 111 overs
>4.1 rpo
how can one team be so ELITE?

pakis out reeeeeeeeeeeee

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>yfw one of them jumps for it on live TV

Heading to woolies, any of you cunts want anything?

>women's cricket

fucking betas

cannot wait for the Sunset™ lads

I LIKE HIS
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starting to question where rajibul is coming from with this england victory idea maybe he knows something we dont

>if you bowl at the stumps and he misses he will be out
World class analysis by Warne there

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Your mum's stinking fucking beaver covered in whipped cream, m80

wedding taking place on the outfield

THE Ohio State University lads

/cric/ confirmed to be 100% Indians

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bunnings near me just got a self-checkout machine, can buy my 20l of metho without shame now

>only shitskins laffing at virginity jokes

HOWLING

I am team /mooney/ m8

Aggers? More like Faggers, amirite?

who /finearts/ here lads

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sarah looks like she could suck a good dick

I'm listening to digital radio

It's about half a second ahead of the Telly. Works perfectly because I can hear something happen on the radio and then by the time I turn my head to the telly I see it in real time.

When you have the signs for captch do you include the pole lads?

>the spray paint is still locked up

T H I C C

do indians have a thing for white chicks?

their culture is literally centred around being as white as possible

choo choo muthafucka

Yeah, when i watch an indian cric stream all the ads are the most pale skins indians

successfully reviewed the series

Usually on buses

From what I hear they assume they're all easy and available for immediate sex because all they see in porn is white women.

Im not a filthy pahjeet, but I'm pretty sure they have a thing for not indian women.

t.reddit

it's a subcontinental thing, we're obsessed with white skin

state of this country lmao

Unironically have an Indian fiance.

Just thought of a new meme lads. Steve Smeth haha. Gonna make a Microsoft Paint Photoshop with bloodshot eyes and a meth pipe.

Feedback would be great fellas

yeah cheers

>t. bama

Unironically have an Indian financer.

could you hit her for a six?

I love hussey so much x

congrats m8