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enigmatic mississippian head pot edition

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Yes please. That sounds hot as fuck.

K.

crazy girls are good fucks

You forgot to remove "& Friends" from the title.

>He wouldn't want to be slapped and scratched by a qt injun gf

How pleb.

I guess. Don't you want a good stable relationship tho? Maybe have kids and get married? Grow old together?

WE

You can have all that plus a little slapping and choking.

Uh huh...

*treads on the posters below this post*

>Don't you want a good stable relationship tho?
>Maybe have kids and get married?
>Grow old together?

no

also
>emotionally damaged girl
>stable relationship
pick 1

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Commonwealth and Austria are fighting for a PU over France

Germany on suicide watch

>>emotionally damaged girl
>>stable relationship
>pick 1
Exactly my point.

do NOT

and my point is theyre good fuggs

RIP Poland

France is on the PLC's side and Austria is only allied with salzburg or some shit

Don't value your fuggs so highly that you miss out on the rest of the package. You'll regret it when you're old if you keep on living all 2D like.

Austria still has absolutely ridiculous manpower from being emperor, and 1625 is late enough in the game for the tech school difference to be really lethal for the PLC.

>ywn attempt to embrace your Injun lover, only for her to lash out at you and run off to her room.

>ywn love her anyway, because you know, deep down, that she can be saved, and even if it takes you a lifetime, you'll attempt at everything, just to have her find some sort of happiness.

Feels bad.

Austria hasn't been emperor since 1530 lel

they have the same tech level so maybe it won't be so bad for them. I hope not, I don't want super austria fucking me again

is Brandenburg emperor?

>Austria is fighting: Commonwealth, Sweden, France, Persia, and several of the PLC's vassals
>also in another war with Spain, though I just got through kicking their ass
And yeah, it's brandenburg. it was bohemia for the longest time but I killed them in the last war

oh, Habsburgs are fucked then
why does Persia always form alliances with random European countries? Guess it's because of the Ottomans.

Habsburgs got elected in the PLC but that'll probably change to Brandenburg's dynasty soon

idk, Persia kept trying to ally me while I was allied with the ottomans

>Habsburgs got elected in the PLC
jesus christ, those fucking Jews

hey guys

girl i've been talking to that is visiting china is ok. her hotel just didn't have wifi, she's in Zhangye now and her hostel has wifi.

>Habsburgs in France, Austria, and Poland
Jagiellons get fucked

It's sweden's dynasty up next tho

What's she doing in China? Just kinda exploring?

that's good to hear

getting lung cancer probably

Pffffffffffffffffffff

Conway plz fuck me I'm drunk

no

Stop being gay. /dixie/ is not for gay.

where are your flags?

no

>mfw a homosexual wanders into /dixie/

>/dixie/ is not for gay

Reminder that Europe will have a Muslim majority in a few decades.

>The US is withdrawing about 60% of its Cuban embassy staff after apparent "sonic attacks" on diplomats, US media report.
>sonic attacks
uh?

probably them blasting shitty latino ballads at the embassy with fuckhuge speakers

Plzzzzzzz tho send nudes

reminder that Northwestern Europe is not the entirety of Europe

Reminder that Virginians are virgins

Only if the public doesn't smarten up to their tricks.
So yeah, probably a few decades.

>captcha: follow MEXICO
Is it a sign?

Jesus christ Conway go set up a /conway/ general to talk to these people so they stop coming here, you have like twenty stalkers

im conway 2, you want conway 1

there are 3 conways now

the straights FEAR my power

...

What's her name ?

He should've been president.

nerd

>Nothing personnel, bourgeoisie

Give me the rundown on this guy.

Absolutely based
Died because Jeep is shit

>Died because Jews sabotaged his jeep
ftfy

youtube.com/watch?v=dObTXYa-_n4

>badass (though overrated) general, somewhat reactionary, (((knew)))
>got assassinated by Truman

he's being President as we speak.

He should've been president.

This is a pubic service announcement. All conways send nudes. I am drunk. That is all.

>Falling for the (((Jeep))) jew

>not posting the best one
youtu.be/XpEtHWMpiFc?t=1m23s

You know why they're called Jeeps? 'Cause they're built cheap.
Jeep = Cheap.

>>got assassinated by Truman
Truman? For real? Spooky.

lewd

bit gay lad

go back to /cum/

>German tanks are Pattons

Why is this ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_S._Patton#Accident_and_death
Guys...
Patton died of Gay.

Gay is only leathal if you contract the Reagannic Flu

I thought you guys liked Reagan.

Reagan created a massive budget deficit and took the right to determine the drinking age away from the states. That said I do appreciate his charisma.

Send nudes my man

I was referencing AIDS

I like Reagan, I don't like a lot about his presidency

Ahhh, I get it. Funny.

>This will never happen

Feels bad.

>that dot southeast of Madagascar

Remove Paris from France and add the Dakotas pls

"No"

Southern US+Western Turkey+France=/dixie/

Sorry sweety, gotta try harder next time ;)

Be my baby tonight

this would be our flag

im the masculine one with the beard

you want twinkway

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Man, the French really know good antarctic real estate when they see it.

Why is it that whenever I go into a Euro general I see some variation of "America" and people laughing in the reply

Probably insecurity.

That's because God gave his greatest lands to the French.

>south dakota
>not southern
it says south, don't it?

the byzantine french confederate empire?

They didn't get the Rockies though. Either way, they still got some nice land.

>the bird is not a vulture
>not even a pelican
no, thanks.

bazinga

damn georgia has a cool flag

>Yorkshire

YELL AT ME FOR BEING GAY AND YOU DO THIS SHIT

TRANSCENDENTAL post my friend

The Confederacy.

A simple catch all name

they will be our foreign holdings, as we settle the domestic matter of consolidating the golden circle

>mfw Georgia's flag is the only one that ever gets compliments

>not being from somewhere with york in the name