OFFICIAL AFC BOURNEMOUTH v SOUTHAMPTON MATCH THREAD

The South Coast Meme Team Derby begins today's "Super Sunday" at Dean Court.

Once a purveyor of all-out suicide attacking football, the Cherries manager Eddie Howe has reverted to the generic "small club defending for their lives to stay up" tactical mindset, evidenced by the fact his side have scored the same number of goals as Tony Pulis's West Bromwich Albion did. With Mauricio Pellegrino's Saints having rediscovered their shooting boots midweek against Everton, a win would see them displace the Toffees in the top half.

Kick-off at 1:30pm GMT.

Mememouth: Begovic, A. Smith, Francis, Ake, Daniels, Stanislas, L. Cook, Surman, Fraser, King, Defoe.
>Subs: Boruc, S. Cook, Gosling, Ibe, Pugh, Afobe, Wilson.

Memehampton: Forster, Pied, van Dijk, Hoedt, Bertrand, Davis (c), Romeu, Ward-Prowse, Tadic, Boufal, Austin.
>Subs: McCarthy, Yoshida, Targett, Lemina, Hojbjerg, Gabbiadini.

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Why is Fraser Forster so bad these days. His first season was tip top and then I know he for injured but just isn't the same keeper

Side effects of gigantism

Whoops, I missed Redmond off the Saints' subs bench.

>Martin Higgins: I'd like to see Bournemouth vs Saints renamed 'Old Firm by the Beach' bring a bit of fire to the affair!

Here to prove that I’m no glory hunter

Why couldn't there be a tasty champ fixture on instead?

>"Super"""""""""""!""""""""""" sun"day"

FUCKSAKE

ooga booga

>done with all my assignments
>snowing outside
>small pitch atmosphere

Who else /maximumcomfy/ here?

>overcooked

Waiting for Moyes miracle. If he can beat Barca, beating City should be easier.

>Hungover
>Tired
>Cold
>Work tomorrow
>Blades lost yesterday

Not comfy desu

It atleast has >Moyes which guarantees it to be better than most ''''''Super''''''''' Sundays

ERA PENAL!!!!!

What a fucking wank call

Imagine allowing refs to fuck up this hard in the current year

2 yellows as well, such bullshit

Pogbas red card was Bellerins fault

I can't take the intensity of this white hot South Coast (tm) Meme Derby

imagine having giant photographs of topless men around your stadium

Thank God I was born and raised in Southern England

The low mental horizons of folk north of the M40 are shocking

Bellerin lured him in with his creamy calfs

Stop crying now that Mememouth aren't paying the refs off.

Southern England has no culture

Condoning players acting like retards sets a bad precedent

THIS IS NOT A DERBY

t. faisal muhammed

...

It's the closest thing either side will get to one.

Yes it does

b-but muh jellied eels!!

> wearing short sleeves with gloves

The guy who scored is shit get him off

YES

GET IN

Southern England are poshos
Northern England are skin heads

somebody shop Cruyff in there

>Surman assist
It’s a fookin

>THIS IS NOT A DERBY

Both teams are on the south coast

Bournemouth used to be part of Hampshire until the 1970s

>losing to Mememouth
When did Pellegrini get this bad

>mememouth
take that back

Can bournemouth get relegated this season, really overstayed their welcome

>muh young manager
>muh "fairytale" rise through the leagues (bankrolled by a russian)

>What is Portsmouth vs Southampton

post Hampshire map until 1970 or didnt happen

Fraser is on it today

Dead due to fake Sheikhs

jelly

probably because you live in some grim shithole

sad!

>Jon Moss

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Coast_derby

At least this guy has been blatant about his bias. Most wiki pages on derbies are edited by someone with an agenda that always seeps through.

>Bournemouth
>not a grim shithole

Going to buy some fruit

Literally isn't, town full of students and old folk who both pump the city full of money.

Southampton literally is a grim shithole

>being pleased about students and the elderly

Prett sure this nigger has a job as a pundit because he's black.

>there
kim pls nuke this benighted island shithole, literally 90% morons

Lads, settle down. At least you can both agree that Portsmouth is the arsehole of England, right?

Portsmouth is literally the best city in the northern hemisphere

That award goes to Essex

Do Plymouth have rivals? That's a rough place, full of inbred literal fucking pirates.

m8 im from there and its dead as fuck

Exeter

Wait, children distracting driving parents is a serious problem in uk?

I am too, do u not have mates or something

Plymouth's main rivals are Portsmouth. Hate each other.

>post Hampshire map until 1970 or didnt happen

Hampshire was bigger prior to 1974

Hampshire - south east England

Dorset - south west England

Bournemouth was gifted to Dorset, the south west suffers crushing poverty due to excessive British genes, SE England benefitted most from the Norman French invasion, which is why GDP is higher.

Probably Dorset has 5 lower IQ points, is more ignorant and more instances of excessively curly hair. Bournemouth's tax money is stolen and used to research inbredness / Downs in Dorset, Cornwall etc.

I knew an exeter fan once, he was a total cunt.

Can we just switch portsmouth with bournemouth

nonces.. nonces the lot of you

There's a lot of mums out there that will concentrate more on nagging than driving. Not long ago I was sitting at a traffic light behind a car where the mother was clearly nagging at her child and she didn't even realise that the light had turned green.

hampshire sucks dog dick lmao

*swaggers into thread*

SOON

Mememouth has well and truly worn off, get out and let's get some actual cities back in the PL, sick of all these mickey mouse 'insert market town' games.
reeeee

Wolves, Cardiff and Villa are the ones most likely to come up

Austin is shit get him off

.....

>mememouth
>eddie meme

>you

SOON
>SOON
SOON
>SOON
SOON
>SOON
SOON
>SOON

bollocks

>The """"""""""Cherries""""""""""

did somin happen

Austin should be on the plane to Russia

is he the best "big lad" striker of our generation?

How is Bristol? Any qts?

>disgust

EPLWorst chants

1.LIIIVERRPOOL LIiiiiiverpool
2.Chelsea CHELSEA chelseaaa
3.Saints go marching in

what else?

dude alternative lmao

It's the SJW capital

youtu.be/CJ5XPTljg3M

another spastic tinpot unimaginative fanbase ruining glad all over

He's a bit busy playing a match at the moment though.

small town nigels

Huh?
That's horrible. So I'll be called a Nazi?

ARSEnal ARSEnal ARSEnal

"fields of anfield road" really fucks me off too

Any variation of Hey Jude

and

> It's Arsenal, Arsenal FC, We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen

Lmao Austin is shite!

yeah, because it has a 'second tier elite' university, it's also Sup Forums's worst nightmare. I like the place, met some really funny fuckers from Bristol. Warm, nice salty feeling in the air, meme gorge, there's a lot going for it.

dude alternative haha