The South Coast Meme Team Derby begins today's "Super Sunday" at Dean Court.
Once a purveyor of all-out suicide attacking football, the Cherries manager Eddie Howe has reverted to the generic "small club defending for their lives to stay up" tactical mindset, evidenced by the fact his side have scored the same number of goals as Tony Pulis's West Bromwich Albion did. With Mauricio Pellegrino's Saints having rediscovered their shooting boots midweek against Everton, a win would see them displace the Toffees in the top half.
Kick-off at 1:30pm GMT.
Mememouth: Begovic, A. Smith, Francis, Ake, Daniels, Stanislas, L. Cook, Surman, Fraser, King, Defoe. >Subs: Boruc, S. Cook, Gosling, Ibe, Pugh, Afobe, Wilson.
At least this guy has been blatant about his bias. Most wiki pages on derbies are edited by someone with an agenda that always seeps through.
Mason Bailey
>Bournemouth >not a grim shithole
Ryder Collins
Going to buy some fruit
Nathan Wood
Literally isn't, town full of students and old folk who both pump the city full of money.
Southampton literally is a grim shithole
Adrian Collins
>being pleased about students and the elderly
Brody Walker
Prett sure this nigger has a job as a pundit because he's black.
Austin Nguyen
>there kim pls nuke this benighted island shithole, literally 90% morons
Brandon Johnson
Lads, settle down. At least you can both agree that Portsmouth is the arsehole of England, right?
Ryder Bailey
Portsmouth is literally the best city in the northern hemisphere
Hudson Edwards
That award goes to Essex
Lucas White
Do Plymouth have rivals? That's a rough place, full of inbred literal fucking pirates.
Thomas Adams
m8 im from there and its dead as fuck
Camden Gonzalez
Exeter
Liam Carter
Wait, children distracting driving parents is a serious problem in uk?
William Wood
I am too, do u not have mates or something
Carter Clark
Plymouth's main rivals are Portsmouth. Hate each other.
Noah Flores
>post Hampshire map until 1970 or didnt happen
Hampshire was bigger prior to 1974
Hampshire - south east England
Dorset - south west England
Bournemouth was gifted to Dorset, the south west suffers crushing poverty due to excessive British genes, SE England benefitted most from the Norman French invasion, which is why GDP is higher.
Probably Dorset has 5 lower IQ points, is more ignorant and more instances of excessively curly hair. Bournemouth's tax money is stolen and used to research inbredness / Downs in Dorset, Cornwall etc.
Tyler Lee
I knew an exeter fan once, he was a total cunt.
Jeremiah Foster
Can we just switch portsmouth with bournemouth
Isaac Hill
nonces.. nonces the lot of you
Julian Ward
There's a lot of mums out there that will concentrate more on nagging than driving. Not long ago I was sitting at a traffic light behind a car where the mother was clearly nagging at her child and she didn't even realise that the light had turned green.
Joshua Baker
hampshire sucks dog dick lmao
Isaac Harris
*swaggers into thread*
Brayden Richardson
SOON
Levi Evans
Mememouth has well and truly worn off, get out and let's get some actual cities back in the PL, sick of all these mickey mouse 'insert market town' games. reeeee
Jordan Sullivan
Wolves, Cardiff and Villa are the ones most likely to come up
Kayden Edwards
Austin is shit get him off
Joshua Reyes
.....
Jaxon Wright
>mememouth >eddie meme
Blake Morgan
>you
Brandon Roberts
SOON >SOON SOON >SOON SOON >SOON SOON >SOON
Jacob Brooks
bollocks
Jose Garcia
>The """"""""""Cherries""""""""""
Ayden Cooper
did somin happen
Michael Butler
Austin should be on the plane to Russia
Zachary Allen
is he the best "big lad" striker of our generation?
Lucas Richardson
How is Bristol? Any qts?
Nathan Diaz
>disgust
Connor Sanders
EPLWorst chants
1.LIIIVERRPOOL LIiiiiiverpool 2.Chelsea CHELSEA chelseaaa 3.Saints go marching in
another spastic tinpot unimaginative fanbase ruining glad all over
Isaiah Flores
He's a bit busy playing a match at the moment though.
Kevin Watson
small town nigels
Isaiah Adams
Huh? That's horrible. So I'll be called a Nazi?
Landon Flores
ARSEnal ARSEnal ARSEnal
"fields of anfield road" really fucks me off too
Mason Young
Any variation of Hey Jude
and
> It's Arsenal, Arsenal FC, We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
Hudson Rogers
Lmao Austin is shite!
Wyatt Williams
yeah, because it has a 'second tier elite' university, it's also Sup Forums's worst nightmare. I like the place, met some really funny fuckers from Bristol. Warm, nice salty feeling in the air, meme gorge, there's a lot going for it.