pene al vento for Benisvento edition
Matchday 15:
>01/12/2017
A.S. Roma 3 - 1 S.P.A.L.
Napoli 0 - 1 Juventus
>02/12/2017
Torino 1 - 1 Atalanta
>03/12/2017
12:30 Benevento 2 - 2 Milan
15:00 Inter - Chievo
15:00 Fiorentina - Sassuolo
15:00 Bologna - Cagliari
20:45 Sampdoria - SS Lazio
>04/12/2017
19:00 Crotone - Udinese
21:00 Hellas Verona - Genoa
Keep it comfy and...
>milan
Bologna (4-3-3): Mirante; Masina, Maietta, De Maio, Mbaye; Poli, Pulgar, Donsah; Palacio, Destro, Verdi.
>Casteddu (3-5-1-1): Rafael; Romagna, Andreolli, Ceppitelli; Faragò, Barella, Cigarini, Ionita, Padoin; Joao Pedro; Pavoletti.
Fiorentina: Sportiello; Laurini, Astori, Pezzella, Biraghi; Veretout, Badelj, Benassi; Chiesa, Simeone,Thereau
>Sassuolo: Consigli; Goldaniga, Cannavaro, Acerbi; Gazzola, Magnanelli, Missiroli, Peluso; Politano, Matri, Berardi
Inter (4-2-3-1): Handanovic; D’Ambrosio, Skriniar, Ranocchia, Santon; Borja Valero, Joao Mario; Candreva, Brozovic, Perisic; Icardi. ALLENATORE: Spalletti
>Chievo (4-3-1-2): Sorrentino; Cacciatore, Gamberini, Dainelli, Gobbi; Bastien, Rigoni, De Paoli; Birsa; Meggiorini, Inglese. ALLENATORE: Maran
can we do it lads
Wow, I can't believe this fucking shit.
>BBILAN
How do we fix this shit?
Is it time to call Zlatan?
>>BBILAN
we can, calling it 3:1
Icardi, Brozo and cheeky Skriniar header
Even the normiest scum is memeing relentlessly, it's truly the best possible world
>Ranocchia
you don't fix something that makes you laugh each matchday
I hope not!
I can handle everything that's happened this season but being memed on by normies is too much, goodbye Sup Forums
Zlatan isn't coming back. >We need to put all >our faith in based Gatusso to make an expensive team play to their expectations.
milanda was suspended
>milan is a worldwide joke
Based.
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>56754 likes, 4621 comments
How old is Chievo’s goalkeeper lmao
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ROLANDO!
>the dive that pierced the heavens
I heard you guys gonna buy sturridge.
Just retire the club already
what the fuck I love candreva now
Chi non salta zozzonero è!
HANDANOVIC
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>milan went from a team of literal football gods back in the day to complete shitters now
Sad.
chievo is spooky! but inter has good hustle going on
come home bonucci come home
>scored 12.5% of his team's golas
some record probably
more goals than andre silva
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHABHHAHAHAHAHAHA
ranocchia really wants to score
hand ball!! we need var for top of table. nice pressure still
Delete this
[spoiler]it hurts[/spoiler]
>ranocchia almost scored twice
I like how we are very varied in the attack for once and we keep harrassing chievo from all sides
which means he's gonna cost us the match with a comical blunder
*makes the call*
Inter can lose this for what i care, the BBilan memes will substain me for ages
PERISIC
also santon performing..
based massimo
Perisic goal
who /just glad it wasnt your club/ who gave benisvento their first points?
reporting in
RETEEEEEEE!!!!
SANTON!
welp
see u next week
P E R I S I C
damn i completely forgot Santon ever existed
Why did we stack with Nagatomo for so long when Santon is this good?
we got close, but it was at a time when it wouldn't have been as tragic desu
>we
that first place feel fra'
>we
>wuz
Joao Mario just don't want to score.
>joao mario
>gioao
oooh based icardi. too bad mario didnt score
Quick rundown:
-Bow down to witches
-In contact with predatory hedgefunds
-Possess psychic-like bankruptcy abilities
-Controls Milan with an iron and unrealistic fist
-Own castles & bonucci’s globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient Chinese blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Elliotopolis will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of FIFA Career Mode research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Milan babies
-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries, Area 51, Florenzi's hospital room, Bonucci’s mental coach’s practice and underneath the streets of Benevento
-Ancient Sumerian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment, unprecedented transfers and the spiciest of memes
-They own Donnabot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Donnabots inside you right now
-Is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, the Chinese Communist party and the pope, forwarding the word of God to the San Siro. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & Zozzonerri high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years)
-They learned fluent Italian in under a week
-Nation states entrust their reserve players with them. There’s no gold in Ft. Fassone, only mediocrity
-They are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings, existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe (when Roma will win the Scudetto). We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they are benevolent
>spent shit tons money on dalbert and cancelo
>dambrosio and santon/nagatomo are still their first choice fullbacks
cancelo was injured until this game tho.
no idea what the fuck is up with dalbert
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Fuck Gattuso
not as good as Pallotta's one
oh shit I thought you said vecino there, apologies
Please buy danish fullbacks
Nice goal by Simeone
Santon was still not fit enough
maybe it took time to learn spallettis system and then he shined in training
>the cheese vendor and the amateurish noob
I'm still laughing
This one?
Quick rundown:
-Romanista bow to Monchi
-In contact with Eredivisie agents
-Possess psychic-like foresight abilities
-Controls Rome's 7 hills with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Monchilla will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of ACL tear research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Monchi babies
-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries, Area 51, Florenzi's hospital room and the shrine to Totti
-Ancient Sumerian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented transfers
-They own Tottibot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Tottibots inside you right now
-Is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, Roma Ultras and the pope, forwarding the word of God to the Olimpico. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Nainggolan high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years)
-They learned fluent Italian in under a week
-Nation states entrust their runner-up trophy reserves with him. There’s no gold in Ft. Monchi, only silver
-He is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he is a timeless being, existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe (when Roma will win the Scudetto). We don’t know hi ultimate plan yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.
cancelo is recovering from injury and from what I know he'll be a Candreva replacement more than Dambro. Dalbert must be the obligatory Inter flop of the summer.
Why is Denmark suddenly so full of football talent? Where are ours? We have Isak, Lindelöf and ???.
Too long/10
Fifa/10
yeah I didn't remember the correct name but this is golden
>There’s no gold in Ft. Monchi, only silver
milanfaggot here
AMA
>le based volley croat man
good thing is chievo wont outplay inter but they are dangerous if they get a good chance
>Fiorentina after selling half their team is performing as well as Milan after spending 230mil in one market session
Forsberg
football is strange, Beppe
Our 90’s generation is all football you literally got bullied if you were not into it
Whih suicide method did you pick
Forsberg is 26 already.
I remember that dark period when Helveg was Inters best player.
Fassone and Mirabelli are unironically worse than Corvino
Fiorentina 1-0 Sassuolo - Giovanni Simeone
Bit jealous desu
watching every their match until the end of teh season
fucking chievo is completely useless
ICARDI ICARDI ICARDI ICARDI
he did it again
KING
U
C
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>Poologna
forza viola
MAURITOOOOOO111
also that fukin defensi run from ivan
SCUDETTTO HERE WE COME
KUCK
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milan dreamed too high
they felt like they would be title contender with their bangarang transfers
it gave too big pressure for the squad, coach, and management