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york, the jewel of the north edition

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>am i lid
woah

malice meme dream

alright

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why cant i find anything

dumb yank twat

by having a job I guess?

less than $20 per day on alcohol isn't exactly breaking the bank

what's his name again?

hey turt

leave cum man

When are we going to remove the letter "u" from the letter "q"?

hate myself

retard loser gay

na just me phismo

love thyself

>NAR JAHST MAY PHEESMO

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Idk like I have most of their numbers/ig/fb, just don't bother ever talking to them

Whenever someone texts me I tell them I'm busy and I'll text them when I'm not and I never do lel, just go onto a new girl, don't even like doing it anymore desu but I can't stop

doth thy butter parsnips?

im phismo rick morty
turtle's not *BURP* real morty

heres a hug and a (you)

Class went out last night and the Korean girl, German guy, and Indonesian guy I chatted with for quite a bit all said they loved my accent because it's like I'm a posh BBC newsreader and they can understand me perfectly
Made me feel good

DOUBLE BURRRRP DUBBBBSSSS MORTTYYYYY

youtube.com/watch?v=vCX7oDheTmo

chune

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kiss nig scum
really steams my dumplings

Doing a listen to Mumford and Sons lads

Literally GOAT tier music, reckon it's the only music I still like that I liked when I was like 16

you are seriously a fucking nerd, fuck off with your video game faggot music.

so
is the Korean grill having a smoke in bed watching you post?

How is this guy an ethno-nationalist?
He doesn't even look British. He looks Greek.

JUST YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

why are you being mean to me

the summer's gone and all the roses dying
'tis you 'tis you must go and i must bide....

because video game nerds are the fucking worst scum on this planet and unironically deserve to be killed

LADS
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FEMALES
mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/model-turns-labia-necklace-after-11264112
AGGGGHHHHHHH

I meant how have you slept with 50 girls this year?

He looks like a rat

shall be voting "eat the rich" this morning

Watching the ruggers lads

you were mean to me before that

what's the deal with beto? he posts round the clock for hours upon hours some days but then disappears for a few days to a week

poster below me is daft

hes algerian retard
>He looks Greek.
yeah i guess he does lol

wonder what happened to that guy writing a book about a nigger

No, you can tell he isn't a Jew.

cara tease these

hahahahahaha banter

he's not been about since that big earthquake

o oops i mixed up the people here i guess

unfortunately no, I've not really got much of a clue when it comes to women
Saying that, when I mentioned that I might go and watch the 6 Hours of Shanghai, she said she wants to do it too because she's never seen a live car race so I told her I'd look at tickets and let her know how much they are so there is still a chance

i got a skin tag cut off my cock once and the doctor didn't even ask me if i wanted to keep it, and when i did ask he said no

female privilege at work

never replied to you before this

Is Digimon ded?

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poster below me is cute

yes and drumpf killed him

Awh you're in then.
Good lad.

dont know how to drive automatic lads

HATE value added tax

Would be good if I was, she's pretty qt and her English is really good
She also sounds like a really interesting person too

Exeter Chiefs is a racist team name lads

shall be doing this

Hate weebs. Not racist just don't like them, simple as.

Put it in D for downhil and S for Sdrive
R for reverse and idk what the others are

scrambled aigs

dangerous and downright stupid

listening to cumford and bums (lol)

still writing it, just got a bit of writer's block at the mo

female weebs are hell on earth

idris elba is a fag and probably a nigger as well

what is sdrive?

N is if you need to park in narrow spaces and P is for parallel parking

Tinder/bumble mostly, a few through just going out in the summer

Wouldn't surprise me if it's over 100 in all honesty, literally too many fish in the sea for me kek

it's for driving the car on twisty roads
S is twisty hence S drive

hello chad have you considered browsing facebook?

story

Automatic is for disabled folk in UK and Eire
And women

So why are the Europeans up at 4 in the morning on a Sunday?

The S drive on the car is the drive but with an S (idk why)
or maybe it was S for curves and D for drive
o oops
I just use them interchangeably desu

too raw
maybe in a day or so

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stop talking about driving

stephen daisley's face

Who is this "Liam" yank everyone goes on about? What state does he live in? Is he a britboo?

Probably one of the oldest /brit/ posters in this thread desu

jealous you're too poor to have a kid and/or are underaged?

>0
I'm Liam. Any questions?

REALLY want to see a generally liked celebrity do something heroically stupid and career-destroying but have it be a conscious and purposeful decision on their part, not just they got drunk and started ranting about blacks or anything like that

ooh that red white and blue

have a car*
i had a stroke
everythigns fucked right now
i'm so retarded

Free Scotland

Suicide sin maniac.

Nah.

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Alri liam, what state do you live in?

From themselves?
Good call. I'll phone Sturgeon now and tell her devolution ends next week.

miss the Puerto Rican Blur poster
hope he survived

it's not fair, i called in to thailad's stream too and no one makes fun of me

will you link me thailads discord or stream or whatever? what event are you talking about btw?

they were evacuated (hopefully) but their eletrical infrastructure took a toll so it might be a whle