You are a tourist visiting Argentina. It is Summer. High noon. You are lost...

You are a tourist visiting Argentina. It is Summer. High noon. You are lost. The sun has been bearing down on you for hours. You are delirious, exhausted, every inch of your skin dry and sore. Your only thought is to find a nice, cool, drink of water.

You come across this.

What do?

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Caliente is one of the spanish words everyone knows

You mean to say you can't get ice cold beer damn near everywhere? I thought that was a Latin American thing

Drink the superior beverage

take out my mate cup that i happen to have and fill it with hot water

they prefer drinking grass with boiling water

>You are a tourist visiting Argentina

Nobody visits NIGGERtina.

Step 1: put the coin

Step 2: do pic related

Thats hot water

Good troll

Roll initiative

is that motor oil

hot water

I attack the box with my Norse strength
Surely the water is heated before it comes out instead of being stored hot.

why would you sell hot water? is it for when they want to bathe or something

To fill your termo with hot water, and then drink mate.


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Please dont tell me that this is true, this is so fucking retarded that i felt like spaming the shit out of one of my hoes who happens to be argentiniAn

it's fake

Having a tv comedian as president is fucking retarded.

Everybody drinks mate here, this machines are common in gas stations and some road stores, because when we do long trips we drive drinking mate, and you cant boil water inside a car.

the rest of your shitholes donĀ“t have this machine, really?
nice country you have americuck

Oh please Guatemala no, don't "spam" your poor waifu

This

don't forget the bidet

You also use bidets to make mate?

Seems top comfy desu

>they prefer drinking grass with boiling water
Thank you. That's what it always tastes like to me. It's like someone gathered lawn clippings and soaked them in hot water.

I've never seen one of those. Fuck off provincianos.

>this machines are common in gas stations and some road stores, because when we do long trips we drive drinking mate

Real men do lines of coke while driving.

>You also use bidets to make mate?
The drain if a bidet or toilet is where mate belongs.

You wanna get spanked too? ;33
Which is also true but it took guatemalans 1 year to realize this. This is why the country is going bananas these days.

Wut?

you don't?

...

I know mexicans like tappies in the bummies ;3

No, we don't

Woah easy there partycrasher >:/