>Alright, let's check out the next KickStarter project
>*takes big swig of red liquid out of a massive beaker while pressing play on the presentation video*
>*video of a woman pitching her project*
>*silence for just under a minute*
>Fucking embarrassing...
>You're a hog
>*keeps silently watching*
>*adjusts beanie*
>What a joke
>Look.
>*points at camera with two fingers*
>Listen. Honey. You have no talent. You're a fat worthless piece of shit. So busy fucking random men... fat...
>*lightly chuckles*
>How about you get back in the kitchen
>Hee hee HEE HEE HEE HEEEE
>Ha hee hee- Look. Honey. You're worthless. You have nothing to contribute to society. Hee hee... You're a fat lazy cum dumpster. This project isn't going to make your life better. No one cares.
>*another swig of red liquid*
>*long pause*
>See, this is why we can't raise minimum wage.
>Let's take a look at her Facebook
>*typing*
>Look at this beefcake she's fucking. What a whore.
>*long pause*
>Alright let's check out the next project
Alright, let's check out the next KickStarter project
It was funny at first, but now it's just getting legitimately sad. Losing his show has broken him.
I know you're memeing but he does make good points like if you cant make a professional looking video while asking for money. Or if you can't explain what youre doing then you probably don't deserve any money.
Sam got close to break into the commercial money stream of show business, but now he's back to couch surfing and living with his mom.
what the hell has he been doing lately? I hope it is that he's writing for a new show and not that he's festering in depression
Not trying to be a dick but honestly, who would hire him?
He's an abrasive troll with a toxic fanbase who fucked up having his own show on a network that will air pretty much anything.
Bad attitude, baggage, and a track record of failure are not a combination for success.
went back to his edgy youtuber schtick
he said something about working on a video game and doing more behind the scenes work
his last two videos were from a few months ago and werent really funny. It was just him talking about actually trying to be an artist and giving really practical and real world advice on it.
Dunno what you're basing any of this stuff on.
Hi leftist.
We're going to murder you.
>getting sad
The video OP is referring to is years old you retard. His last videos were basically just about him coming to terms with losing the show, not hating on people.
Sam Hyde was only funny two years ago.
Get with the times. Everyone has moved on.
You and helicopter are a successful combination. Want a free ride? You're going to get one either way.
what the fuck is going on in this gif?
OP getting his head smashed in.
>Left wing person is violent
"You are all such brutes!" *Flails and swoons like a damsel in distress in a 50s B-movie*
>Right wing person is violent
"YEAH WE'RE GOING TO MURDER YOU ALL DEATH TO THE KEKS"
So basically you're the weak kid who hangs around the bullies and occasionally peers round their shoulders to egg them on. lol cowards.
We're going to kill you.
Ooh I'm so scared. Faggot.
Woah bro, you're really scary.
>We're going to kill you.
What did he mean by this? No, legitimately, are you trolling, or do you think you sound tough?
These "sentences" have severe flaws. How can you expect anyone to listen to you when your communication skills are so lacking?
Quit making us look like larping faggots
t. Sup Forums
youtube.com
Add in a few lines about "niggers" and "helicopter rides" and this is literally the alt-right.
I feel so bad for this pathetic fag.
You're going to die in the coming unrest.
I live in the UK lol.
You're scared.
You think you'll be safe?
Dr. JUST and Mr. Hyde.
fedora is synonymous with lefties though
*teleports behind you*
>Scared that I'll never face a worthy opponent? Of course!
*slices you in half*
>Pssh... Nothin personnell kid.
drumpf and sam hyde are jerks :( right sweety? we h-h-have to be strong ;_;
Sometimes it's more about the fedora on the inside.
Soul fedoras are just a myth
try it, hater. I'm waiting etzala
Pssh, don't get ahead of yourself kid
*unsheathes katana*
Just so you know, this is nothin' personal
*teleports behind you*
*slices you into a million pieces*
Heh, too easy.
*sheathes katana and twirls cape around before walking away*
So he makes 'points' that anyone with half a fucking brain finds obvious as fuck
wtf I love sam hyde now
Lefties will cry for a bit, then return to their comfortable upper-middle-class existences. The only 'unrest' will be those screaming with impotent autistic rage when they realise how badly they got played by the country's elites. And they they'll stomp into the voting booth and repeat the cycle.
*it's a hologram*
hehe I know man. he's literally /ourguy/ you know?
*tweets at drumpf*
You orange demagogue
*shares huffington post article*
We are the resistance
*teaches 6 year old about gay anal sex*
We are the freedom fighters
*Pops a xanax*
And you should have never fucked with us
*smirks at snarky comment in the making*
140 characters, perfect
...
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
*Burns pictures of Pewdiepie*
One Nazi down
*prepares 5th irony layer*
Next up, Sam Hyde
*clicks Buzzfeed.com icon on mac desktop*
They fall like dominoes
*cracks knuckles, winces in pain*
We are the meme masters now
*fawns over Tim Heidecker's brilliance*
Let's roll
>DAY OF THE ROPE WHEN ALL DEGENERATES WILL HANG
>Whoa guys why are you guys pepper spraying old guys we're you guys are supposed to peace loving cucks
>Dude peace and love for all!!
>Whoah wtf all whitey must die
>it's a fucking conspiracy against the white race, protect your families and get ready for the war
>what the fuck blackies getting offended by our literal memes, grow a spine you stupid libtards
Is this numale kino?
>working on a video game
He has no coding experience or formal training.
Why are nu-males so biologically defective?
Has he even posted a video recently? The only MDE content I've seen lately was the latest Bombstrap vid.
Biological deficiencies beget pathetic compensation. Typically this manifests in an extreme adherence to the radical left or radical right
Kek
t. radical centrist
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahah
>this is what Sup Forums has become
People who criticize centrism are such a gold mine
All centrism means is deciding on each issue on your own as opposed to immediately agreeing with what the people in your echo chamber say
Sure, maybe you will generally come to the same conclusions as a certain "side." But criticizing someone for falling in the middle is quite literally getting upset at someone for not applying themselves to an ideological template
>wahhh you're harder to criticize with muh generalizations
Stick your head in a fucking lawnmower, my god
>All this to refute a three word shitpost
wew
lad
>please post three word responses like me
>i don't have the attention span for long posts and i want to maintain a cool care-free memetic image on my anonymous website
Your kind ruined this website
You're autistic
...
This literally always checks out. The "men" that usually accompany the purple-haired freaks and their meaningless rallies and AGITPROP marches are consistently, obviously, genetically defective White men.
Their meekness and weakness doesn't allow them to pursue females by conventional means, so they yield their political views to deranged and fickle women in the desperate belief they will have reproductive rights to those females.
Which is far more insidious.
So this.................is the power...............of alt-right................."""""""comedy"""""""""".............
Woah!
Sammy didnt need slacktivists to get cancelled,all he needed to do to have his show cancelled is to be himself imgur.com
Also
>*fawns over Tim Heidecker's brilliance*
MDE is guilty of this as well.Havent you seen their earlier video,they totally ripped off TandE
>MDE is guilty of this as well.Havent you seen their earlier video,they totally ripped off TandE
Actually it was Dave Foss/TV Sheriff
Reality, the fan base is the main reason his shit got canned going after gelman and heidecker just constant internet harassment of adult swim employees and affiliates. Sam should've remained a cipher he was much more interesting that way, in the last couple years he's laid all his cards on the table and opened the door to a fan base almost exclusively built of pol and the_Donald posters. Very sad around the time moms came out I thought he and his crew had a change of being a Tim and Eric awesome show (like it or not its the most influential piece of comedy made in the last decade) level game changer in the comedy world.
>the fan base is the main reason his shit got canned going after gelman and heidecker just constant internet harassment of adult swim employees and affiliates.
stopped reading there, there was no proof whatsoever. Even if that did happen it was more likely than not random Sup Forums users who don't even watch MDE.
Based.
On cinema is the funniest show of the decade after Nathan for you
It's not funny at all
Look at the mde subreddit look at the replies on twitter, compare the behavior of the mde fan base to that of the fan base of any other adult swim show. Its not some fucking conspiracy its plain as day stop being dumb.
R u triggered? I'm sorry ;,,,,,,(
>canceling a show because of the fanbase
Pretty stupid, 2bh.
>Tim & Eric
>Most influential comedy show of the last decade
This isn't true on any level
Sam Hyde would kill every numale in this thread.
Nothing is more cringy than people basing their taste in art on political beliefs. On cinema is the best thing heidecker has ever done I haven't watched the new Oscar special yet heard it was just Gregg this time, about time we got a show by buffs for buffs.
jesus ive never seen pictures of him without a beanie, no wonder shes a cam whore
This isn't an argument. There was no evidence for Tim's claims.
Can't say I disagree, as weak as the first season was overall there were real flashes of brilliance and I would've loved to the the mde crew grow with more experience producing a show. I understand it though, everyone at as I friendly, the fans are friendly and far more engaged than the average fan base, mde coming in was a clear liability. Why deal with harassment and the inevitable racist comments from Sam that they would have to defend to the media potentially losing advertising and what not. Sam has no one to blame for himself, he knew the media climate and how lucky he was that AS even gave his extremist ass a chance and he still did nothing but endorse and encourage his toxic fan base. Still a mde fan tho.
What youtube series will Sam try to rip off next after no one pays 12 dollars for this shit?
It is, Doug pounds editing alone is being aped by every fucking comedy show. Name one show that has inspired more copy cats and whose style has been jacked more than t and e, you can't. Admitting its influence isn't the same as saying you like it bud.
What are you talking about? What claims did Tim make? I'm talking as a fan of mde who sees the way the fan base is going.
Dont bother, these people are brick walls
You're saying the show got canned because of the fanbase "harrassing" tim and brett despite the only evidence of it happening was tim and brett's word and despite the reality of it being Tim was getting "harrassed" by Sup Forums users a while before the show was even airing.
who were "harassing" tim and brett.
TIM DOING HIS IM A KUCK SONG WAS HILARIOUS
RIGHT TROLLS COMPLETELY BROKE HIM LMAO
The evidence is that I was online watching it happen in real time dude, there were daily threads here and on the mde subreddit attacking them and others. I'm not basing this off any "evidence" outside of what I literally saw happening. I saw a tree fall in front of me then you came along a month later and are telling me that i didn't see a tree fall.
DUDE, I CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE
This isn't an argument, I was on the subreddit and here and nobody was harassing them. There were a couple posts on the subreddit where they were being called assholes but nobody was fucking going out of their way to "harass" them. Stop making shit up.
Sam Hyde makes post ironic absurdism, the point of the show is you're supposed to realize that Sam is just as shitty as the people he makes fun of. The proof is in the pudding he literally got KSTV funded from kickstarter.
OP You're just a dumb normie trying to be edgy admit it
What do you mean its not an argument? There's no argument. I'm telling you Its what happened. I was there watching it. You saying I'm lying isn't an argument. A couple of posts? If daily hate threads are what you mean by a couple of posts then sure. People absolutely were going out of their way to harass them, mostly on twitter and in the comments on their YouTube videos. I'm not saying online harassment is bad even but stop lying and saying it didn't happen because it was happening every day for like two months. Stop being such a pussy and denying reality.
Still no argument, just what you claim to have seen which I claim to be wrong.
Who is who in this gif?
Wouldn't get his show back
Not everyone who isn't a Sup Forumstard is a nu-male or even a leftist, ya autismo.
ANCAP retards and ANTIFA retards fighting at Berkley
So you aren't making an argument either I dont understand what your point in saying that is.
I'm sorry but if you have a chip on your shoulder over sam it's more likely than not you are a little intimidated liberal goober
I'm saying there wasn't a shred of evidence that Brett, Tim or especially [as] employees were being "harassed" by MDE fans to the degree it justified cancelling the show.
Actually, Sup Forumstards are genuine leftist (National Socialists) so the fact that they vote for a party that hates socialists (and rightfully so, socialists are scum) is pretty hilarious desu.
They are just /r9k/+racism and about as far away from an actual "alpha male" as possible.
Strong argument, really firing up those neurons.