How do I learn Portuguese, Sup Forums?

How do I learn Portuguese, Sup Forums?

Learn Spanish then hit yourself hard on the head.

>be Russian
>speak Spanish

you dont

Move to Portugal. Or choose to learn (((Brazilian))).

>How do I learn Portuguese, Sup Forums?
just add iño at the end of every word

you literally don't

speak spanish with a russian accent

*inho

t. el chapo
*dies of gunshot wounds*

prepare some sopa de macaco

Listen to a lot of funk, worked for me desu senpai

Speak spanish than burn your tongue.

t. bet"iño"
*iñoes at you*

You study it

here, let me help you

Same way as any other language: learn grammar, vocab, phonology.
Protip: if you know French, it'll help you A LOT.

It's better to learn Spanish.

I can't get a Portuguese girlfriend from learning Spanish

why would you want a portuguese gf?
portuguese women, in general, don't look that great to be honest

kek

Forget it, Portugal is a meme now.
Thanks a lot, Madonna/Cristiano/Eurovision.

It’s like someone decided we were the “hipster” of euro countries.