NFL General - Fuck the vikes edition

TB:Bucs announce Peyton Barber as starting RB
GB:Aaron Jones officially active against Bucs
NYJ:Matt Forte (knee) active versus Kansas City
DET:Ameer Abdullah officially inactive on Sunday
TEN:Rishard Matthews inactive against Houston
TB:D-Jax, Brate both active Week 13 vs. Packers
NO:Marshon Lattimore (ankle) expected to start
PIT:'Real question' whether Antonio plays Week 13
NYG:Report: McAdoo could be fired after Sunday
KC:'Not off the table' Mahomes plays this season
NYG:Eli Manning considering options, could retire
GB:Rodgers (collarbone) still targeting Week 15

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first for 1-11

Who do you want to win today? For me, it's

Vikings over Falcons
>Ravens over Lions
Bills over Patriots
>49ers over Bears
Bucs over Packers
>Colts over Jaguars
Dolphins over Broncos
>Jets over Chiefs
Texans over Titans
>Chargers over Browns
Rams over Cardinals
>Saints over Panthers
Raiders over Giants
>Seahawks over Eagles

...

Detroit is getting demolished today by God Emperor Flacco

>Texans over Titans
>Chargers over Browns
why do you hate cleveland?

Just watched the Seahawks Eagles game from last year.

I want revenge BAD. Fuck these faggots

Browns win today for the meme record of 0-30 vs everyone, 2-0 vs chorgers

SAY MY NAME

I hate Gregg Williams

Josh Gordon, or if you want his full name, "Josh Gordon has been suspended four games for substance abuse"

Josh "light up your secondary like I lit up doobies" Gordon
will you find peace if the vikes win the owl this year?
he's a good coordinator, I hope he stays here

I just arrived at the stadium, why is no one here? I thought we had game today?

*gets sacked*

I will still hate him. Nothing against the Browns though.

Dem pants

are missing the playoffs

Come join the server for the games today (;

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>Failcunts fag getting uppity
Need I remind you of 28-3? Brees is coming to sweep your asses.

>this guy is getting benched for Geno Smith

>PIT:'Real question' whether Antonio plays Week 13

Stop getting my hopes up you fucks

Josh "Smokin on and off the field" Gordon

Bet geno doesn't even make it to halftime

...

In Eli Manning’s 14 seasons with the New York Giants, he’s defeated every NFL team at least once, except the Colts and the Chargers.

You know it's kind of like Pottery that Eli will never once beat

first eagles game this season that i'm actually not at work for. want to see seattle get btfo

BLAINE GABBERT

Eagles are going to crush their soul.

Another easy win for the RASM

Spoopy

>dat subtle anti rasm post

Dubs confirm stat line

30/41, 379 YDS, 4 TD 0 INT

Matt Ryan vs. Case keenum

is this a joke? why are people picking the queens

nope

Woah there mother fucker

Tom Brady will be injured today.

This isn't a 1v1 sport you clown

take these, friend

Falcons O > Vikings O
Vikings D >>>>> Falcons D

Ur mum wil b injured by dis dicc, m8

>Julio Jones is the best receiver in the NF—

Expecting another Bills shut out today

perfect passer rating day?

Because it's not a 1 on 1 battle and Case Keenum is good this season.

Why does the NFL suspend for smoking weed, considering it's legal in a bunch of states and it's not like it's performance enhancing.

>less yards with more receptions
Thielen is worse than Jones

Whites win again

He is certainly better than that scrub. Id love to see him attempt some catches julio has made

28/36 359 3TD 1INT

that's a tough one...

dude weed lmaoooo

>past 2 Owls have been old AFC QB beating an NFC South team
>Chargers rallying
I think it's time for Rivers

DUDE

Love these niggas

Because beer needs to win against alcohol.

33/41, 402 YDS, 4 TD 0 INT

I'm ok with this

I had a dream last night of a buffalo stomping on an achilles tendon. Think it means anything bros?

le epic SB pattern fags strike again. how'd that shit work out for the Chargers in 2013?

>Thielen recieved more receptions targeted to him than Jones

They're honestly around the same.

close

25/39, 204 yds, 1 TD, 2 INT
check em

>Rivers vs Brees

Kino

13/55, 159 yard, 0 TD 5 INTS, 2 pick 6's

>says wins are a team stat
>thinks that Brady is a better qb than Brees

Whomst are you quoting? You should really avoid using the greentext feature unless you're quoting a specific person!!!

injured first play of the game

37/51 419 yds, 5 TD 0 INT

Giants know they fucked up The outside ramifications are their sponsors.

2/60, 7 yards, 0 TDs, 8 INTs, 5 pick 6's

any games worth watching?

>t. Leaf
Go suck your dog's dick

Vikes-Falcons is the only matchup that isn't shit tier

MIN-ATL is gonna be good

213/354
60.2
2,657

Which QB is having this impressive 2017 season, can you tell me without google?

29/35, 389 yards, 3 td 0 int

...

Bortlel

Probably Wentz since I assume your post is gonna lead into MVP shitposting

33/44, 400 YDS, 3 TD, 0 INT

Wentz is shit, complete oline babby. He will be exposed in the playoffs.

Also 0 rings

Game of the first couple of hours is Minnesota at Atlanta.
And Jets and Chiefs may actually be good.

Perfect day

Vikings @ Falcons

Checked my man

0/50, 0 yds, 0 td, 50 int

When did you first realize the 2017 Eagles were trash schedulebabbies?

29/39, 381 YDS, 3 TD 1 INT

The correct answer was Carson Wentz. His total yards this season is 11th best in the league, while boasting the 29th best completion rate in the league.

The only stat Wentz has going for him is his 28 touchdowns, 2 touchdowns ahead of everyone else in the league.

Brady is winning league MVP no doubt about it right?

We aren't talking about Geno Smith my dude

redzone

2/5 34 yds

Out with a torn Achilles by the 2nd

>what do you miss more Odell Beckham or 2016's perception of him?

That was funny.

It is Wentz. That’s why left off Touchdowns and picks in his stats.

Carson Wentz is Eli-

>eli benched
>mcacdoo getting fired soon
>reese still has his job

fucking reese

How come the Vikings never appear on any sponsored shit or with any of the highlight pregame stuff? Is there a contract that wasn’t signed?

It's the same for every team that's never won an owl.

Look, you can suck the TDs like they matter, but yards and completion rates matter.

How can you literally call Wentz "Elite" or "impressive" if you can show him on a leagues worst list in the likes of Blake Bortles, Cam Newton (Which actually its ironic him and Wentz shares the same completion percentage, because when Wentz goes 15-1 like our main man Scam and loses in the superbowl to a 40 year old Elite QB in Brady and drops his spaghetti all over the field they'll be shown to be one in the same), Jacoby Brissett.

The Eagles are this years Panthers, and Wentz is Scam.

You may only @ this post if your team has strictly more than 0 super bowl wins.

Not so fast Eaglels cucks.

>giggles
*intakes oxygen*