What if the most terrifying monster design is mother nature herself?

What if the most terrifying monster design is mother nature herself?

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what the fug is that thing eating the frog

>when you nut but she keeps SUCCing

when you nut but she keeps sucking?

duh you fucking pleb
movies are about the real world you idiot or did you think they came from imagination land and meaning is entirely subjective?

Water bugs are pretty scary

If creepy creatures like the ones ITT were as big as humans, we'd have hunted them into extinction.

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>we'd have hunted them into extinction

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When I was a child I was terrified by the movie "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" because I spent years just peering into the grass and stuff with a massive magnifying lens. I'd drop pieces of food here and there and bam stuff would come out from everywhere and eat it.

In reality that movie would have been more like this:

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Opposite is true. If ants were the size of rats they'd be the dominant species on the planet.

there's a stealth BRAPPPTT at 0:24

one of those bit me once, hurts like a motherfucker.

Thank fuck for low oxygen content of the atmosphere then.

was it rape?

I can attest to this. True bugs have the worst "bite" ever.

>got bitten by a water strider once.

FFFFFFFFFFFF

he's right you know

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>traumatic insemination
>duck dicks
>brood parasitism
>internet dating

yeah, it absolutely is, you ever wonder why horror movies aren't scary?

fuck nature man, I´m gonna grab me some cheetos and watch downtown abby this is bullshit.

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le hivemind xD

The Jojo version of this is far better, but Sup Forums doesn't allow sound in webms.

giant water bug (Belostomatidae)

>preying mantis takes bath salts dot webm

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What just happened??

Can you imagine how fucked up it would have been to run from dinosaurs? They wouldn't be anything like they are in the movies. Basically, you'd just kiss your ass goodbye and hope you can run faster than someone else.

Silverback dominating some poor dude.

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After seeing this I just can't feel threatened by gorillas.

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Obviously this isn't the case if I'm gonna be physically around one but still.

Gorilla dragged their guide because he could.

Silverbacks do shit like that to prove their strength. They also like to to break trees and smack other silverbacks around. Sometimes they'll bite females, but that isn't done often and usually only happens when another silverback is competing to take over and the females start to take the usurper's side.

>I could crush this piece of shit with my bare foot
Feels great being THE apex predator

damn, that's actually frightening.

yea but if you suddenly notice one crawling up your leg you're still going to swat at it and flail around like a bitch.

I fucking love that video. That snow is like 5 feet deep. Moose ain't nuttin to fuck with.

Whatever that bug is, humans should wipe it out. We are part of nature too, we have spend so long btfo'ing mother nature but we have to go further and eliminate monstrosities like this

D-did he make it?

Moose will fuck your shit up

Mother Nature can be pretty wild.

>mfw pepe is defeated by a fuckin' bug

Now we know why aliens avoid earth, its full of nightmare creatures.

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the most horrifying, of course, being human beings.

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geez that thing will tear you to shreads

ABSOLUTE BIRD MAN

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NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

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What the fuck is going on

and the kicker?

gorillas aren't even the worst apes.

chimpanzees are a lot more aggressive and terrifying than gorillas.

what you saw in the clip was the gorilla using displays to scare away potential threats. If it was replaced by a chimp, there wouldn't even be a warning. The guy's face, fingers, and nuts would be ripped off.

Dude is retarded for picking it up in the first place. Gorillas are pretty chill around humans as long as you don't look at them or stand up. That is part of the reason why a lot of people were mad they shot Harambe. He probably wouldn't have killed the niglet kid, but then again if he did the mom would've sued them for her own retarded mistake.

Looks like an earthquake triggered mass movement, or just a slope failure / slump.

Ain't that the truth.

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Father and son outrun mudslide.

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its true, gorillas are mostly chill, they act out when they feel threatened

chimps are much more intelligent and will peel your face off in a fit of rage after realizing in it's reductive monkey way that it's his only redpilled option

Holy fuck he actually made it, that's one alpha lizard

is that the real audio? why is this guy losing his shit so hard over grouper stealing his fish?

I wanna fight a chimp and beat the shit out of it

My favorite anime

>There are people that doubt Tony.
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wow.. he's fast!~

HIGHWAY
TO
THE
DANGERZONE

They hold grudges too. A scientist learned that when he had a slight argument with a female scientist where a male chimp could see them through a window. Something like a week later the chimp planned an escape, executed it, ran through the complex, found the male scientist and bite off one of his fingers.

yeah but then I'm going to crush

Yes, grouper are niggers of the sea.

Being a small rodent in the wild is true suffering.

>everything on land and in the sky larger than you wants to eat you

Male gorilla fucking with the camera crew as a way to tell them to fuck off

>getting your finger bitten off by a white knighting chimp

lmaoing @ how stupid animals are
I can't wait for the surface matter of earth to be converted into consumer goods

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If all of the best animals from each continent teamed up with each other, which continent would win?
(Battlefield contains land, saltwater and freshwater)


>Asia
Bengal Tigers, Bears, Elephants, Leopards, Yaks, Water Buffalo, Gharial Crocodiles

>Africa
Rhino, Lion, Cheeta, Elephant, Hippo, Nile Crocodile, Silverback Gorilla, Chimpanzee


>North America
Grizzly Bear, Polar Bear, Black Bear, Mountain Lion, Moose, Elk, Bison, Wolf, Alligator

>South America
Jaguar, Andean bear, Caiman Alligator, Boa constrictor, Electric Eel

>Australia
Box Jellyfish, Great White Shark, Saltwater Crocodile, irukandji jellyfish, Dingos

notice they never actually hit the mirror

Gorillas are 99% show. They will only fight if cornered

What the fuck is that?

You can't. The Big Show would get murdered by a chimp.

Yeah, but being cute has its advantages of being cared for all your life by humans.

Chimps are weak manlets and I lift

urethra worm

>animal/nature threads on Sup Forums

is Sup Forums alive again?

>come home black man

People underestimate Orangutans. They can experiment and plot on borderline human levels.
There was a guy who worked with them and one of them didn't like him and constantly tried to mess with him. One time when he is working she makes gestures for him to scratch her back which he would have done if he hadn't noticed the piece of cardboard she was ready to pull out from under his feet.

always bet on Australia's wildlife

but in all honesty, Africa woud crush everything, at least on land
noone can put up with Hippos or fucking Elephants

but you can't really put up an Elephant against a shark

try to stay calm when niggers are stealing your lunch

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is that shark pregnant?

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never go in the water!!

I've never understood why most animals just lay there and take it

Try it.

>kick him in his old man nuts
>while he's on the floor crying in pain I crush his skull
Next

Yes.

DAMN he's got some big balls and a tiny ass dick lmao

it would rip your nuts off before you could do anything

they go for the nuts first in a fight, prevents them from having to raise another chimp's kid

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metal as fuck

>t. someone who's nuts haven't even dropped yet