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Diversity and tolerance edition

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cara

Any lads got Tabletop Simulator???

Follow Lei Feng's good example

dog just sighed again

it was his turn

What's with the hats?

>literally have to share an apartment with 5 deanos who cannot be quiet for 5 minutes
>stuck in this lease for another year

FUCK. MY. LIFEEEEEEE

brown lad is punching above his weight but whatevs

ayn rand was right

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most underrated mgmt song t b h

FORY (Fuck off reddit yank)

>yanks starting /brit/ threads

>living with 5 adults
Alri gyppo

spider pig
spider pig
does whatever a spider pig does

can he swing
from a web?
no he can't
he's a pig
look ouuuuuuuuuuuut
here comes a spider pig

Mine won't stop farting

I can tell he's laughing about it as well

ANSWER ME

ribena's hate of pakis seems odd at first but when you think about it, it's not any different to lefties who hate white people

the nation's pengtipal

Gay marriage is close to being legalised here
I don't want to get gay married :(

HATE white people

didn't care about what I was studying, was shit at it, was too lazy and internet addicted to put in the work, social autism so had zero mates and muh depression due to combination of everything and seeing other normoids who were living the stereotypical student life day in day out

basically I am just a loser

dunno if I can hack it that long living the call centre life

Sup Forums has turned 14 years old

if it were a white girl it would have lost its virginity by now

mad how a return flight to Europe is cheaper than a single train ticket to somewhere like Liverpool from London

Stop being ugly

lurk moar

I once started a /brit/ which ended up with 500+ replies

It was a 'cheap Polish lager edition' edition. Proud moment for me that

Wrong link?

me and the gf were both 14 when I first put my willy in her

what
road from embankment has never been this narrow wtf

nah

i have a pen

i have a bitch

If only he weren't so corrupt. Pretty sure Jagmeet Singh will get the NDP leadership

>In the mirror
9/10

>In real life
7.5/10

>In candid photos
5/10

>In staged photos
8.5/10

>How I perceive people see me
7.5/10

I started the one that got to some silly number because some error fucked up the board and new threads couldn't be made

'nce

If it were an Asian girl it would have tried to commit suicide by now.

Sorry mate you must be mistaken, I started that one, remember it well

Me and the gf were both 19
Never told her I was a virgin until afterwards though

been seeing a lot of white men and indian women couples recently

500+ post threads weren't uncommon back when the janny existed, no reason to be proud

I am literally a 10/10 in changing room mirrors but a 3/10 in real life

Found 40 quid on the street today
Buzzing

You an ultranationalist mate?

get all my political beliefs from the youtube comment section

>losing your virginity to a non virgin
the virgin sex

Any girls ITT? Show yourselves. Post your arse

shame to see identity europa lumped in with those alt-right crypto-mossad benders

Found the ex-janny

nah just want whats best for my country simple as

spent the summer getting fucked on drugs, now i've quit, i feel depressed

wonder if its just a rebound effect and my brain has to recover or if my life is just dull without substances

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Were any of them fit?

you're a little beta pussy who is probably scared of niggers
fuck frail swedes, you deserve everything

>Klopp and Koeman are getting sacked in the morning

I look good on video but DIRE in photographs

>not just doing more and more until your heart explodes

mate

'd

4th wank of the day isn't far off

Felt the same after I quit drinking. There's nowt round with you, life is just shite while sober

i had a reasonably fit but freakishly tall girl ask me out when i was 14 but i said no out insecurity about height, am 6'2" now but

what might have been

The Koreaboo gf

fear is a rational response x

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Dire.

Sort yourself out m8.

Quick! I need to take the exact same picture but with my legs crossed

pics

well I made the one with the large chebs so maybe you should up your game

Didn't get much feedback in the last thread so I'm reposting

Okay lads, rate the plan for re-establishing contact with the oneitis who I haven't spoke to for 7 years

>after staking out the train station to see what train she catches, the plan begins

>Day 1 : catch the same train, wait for her, walk on to the platform and "coincidentally" bump in to her, have a chat for 20-30 mins on the train, get her number/whatsapp and say we should get coffee

>date 1: coffee date, have a catch up etc

>date 2: arrange to meet her somewhere(not sure where yet), drive her home, probably go in for the kiss is the vibes are right

>date 3 : meal at my house with some wine, go all the way

reckon it's possible lads?

Sumcunt wnty enlighten me y burds take a photi then put the same photi twice into the wan photi so theres two eh the same photi in wan photi

80117655
not reading all that shite

I think stalking is illegal

DO NOT do this
you missed your chance 7 years ago mate

That guy has been memed literally thousands of times in 3/4 years? shoop something new instead of posting the original. tentacles or something. Use your imagination!

mad how shit yanks are at dealing with a bit of a breeze

Not gonna do mdma until new years eve to ensure an extremely euphoric experience

is ben shapiro a smug cunt or not

any york man around?

Your plan fails on day 1 because you're just assuming that she'll want to talk to someone she hasn't seen in 7 years for 20-30 minutes, let alone her giving you her number and arranging to meet up. That's just your fanciful wishes

>hey i and this big group of ppl want to be free
>no u cannot be free
>okay we will vote on it
>no u can't do that it's illegal

ah yes democracy is """"""free""""""""

anime

When will the NEETs start to organise themselves and demand political representation?

might buy a few of these

>euphoric

alri

>80117768

me but /brit/ instead of twitter and rorkeism instead of communism

no microsoft I do not want to merge all my accounts you twat

Fear is alright so long as it doesn't hinder you sticking a bayonet through your enemy's gut.

They're called beefeaters because all the others are pescatarians

you are delusional pal

you came here to follow one direction?

bender man

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>haven't spoke to for 7 years

Just get over it mate. Move on. That said theres No harm in trying, but 99% of pre planned conversations don't go as planned. Remember all those times you autistically wrote down what you were going to say before ordering dominoes take away? And how you would start REEEEEing when the Paki on the other end of the phone didn't stick to your pre planned script?

You don't want to be REEEEEing on public transport mate

fuck off back to china please ta x

would sex her if you get me

>apartment with 5

thats a big apt

love pengdon

stalker freak

black people built this