/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND - 2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #43

Root & Cock Papering Over Cracks Edition 5-0

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What's this facial expression and pose called?

making a grand like this

phwoar lad

Rugby.

REAL NEW

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huge odds for the aussies to win the series
england squad is shite this time around
win win basically

where to bet

>"This is the partnership, this is the Ashes right here"

Lads I'm worried, I haven't seen cook like this in a long time....

Well, nice little early autist thread you've got here. Be a shame if it got... deleted.

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Who opened for Eng?

Are we gunna get, dare I say it, C O O K E D ?

What did Warner mean by this?

actual new thread

>2/45

more like C O C K E D

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>2 (two)

Is Cummins related to cum in your mum?

ellyees is that you?

At least they beat the spread.

Dubs and cuck gets run out on 99

get out yankee

COVERS COMING ON
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Chappelli

Warne obviously

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Checked, would have been elite if 99 dubs

Elite poodiction

bit disappointing desu

Who here /elite/ roofwalker?

How much does it cost to do the roof walk, lads?

why are they walking on the roof?

new lancer looks shithouse lads

dumb froggit poster

wtc toad costume?

DEAD.

P O O T
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CUM

COLLAPSE

ENGLEL WILL LITERALLY NOT EVEN MAKE 100 LADS

>Rooted

Joe poo poo

>ROT

Any chance of a cheeky YT link lads?

lmao just get on the plane home now Englel

POOT

JUST

>Australia will win by an innings and 100+ runs
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>it's a Cock saves the ashes episode

>I DON'T BELIEVE IT

>win toss
>choose to bowl
>get whacked around
>time to to bat
>out for 9
>team collapsing
The absolute STATE of Joe "Joey" Root "Poot"

>Thinking this is an achievement of note

Poo poot

COLLAPSE

>captain's knock

Dont forget about wasting all their reviews

SICKENING START LADS

Career E N D E D

England are 100% psychologically cooked lads, why do they keep playing?

I'll pass

ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

B E N J I
S T O K E S
B O A R D I N G
F L I G H T

Pretty funny when >we were sent in to bat m8

>that pause to see if there was any way he could use drs
Are Englel the new 90's Zimbabwe?

psychologically rooted

>skipper choose correctly after winning the toss
>skipper stands up and makes a big score
What are your favourite cricket moments?

Australias excuse when we tour englel is that the duke swings like crazy, what is englands excuse for not being able to play simple pace

>Slats trying to tell story about Root review meme
>calls it a "memo"

Boomers......

how are England ranked ahead of Australia?

Why is Hazelwood wearing a man bra

would be the same but with the Aussies losing if we were playing in England

>$225 to be farther away from the cricket and just get rained on anyway

one of those internet memos

>losing two (2) top order batsmen in one session to balls not pitching remotely in line

c o p e

A season in the sub continent

Rankings are a joke, I don't even remember the last time a touring won a game in Aus.

>saffers don't exist

Literally got destroyed by SA here last year

South Africa this time last year. How poor is your memory?

reminder noone in this thread has ever watched Australia win a Ashes series in England

should replace the current ashes format with 25 T20 matches

Freshcunt

Aussies can't play a swinging ball

ID on Stove's sunnies?

Must have had a break from cric last summer......
When was the India tour?

England can't even play non-swinging balls

>tfw old

Jail isn't a break lad.

Cock is gonna have to carry the team on his back

That sub fielder is going to become a meme on one of the betting company facebook pages by this afternoon

um i actually had pubes in 2001 thanks sweetie

G A R R Y

What time is the first break local time?

Mate for bants to be effective it has to have a modicum of plausibility.....

didnt happen