Funeral culture in your country

funeral culture in your country

t. Pooland

"Remember that I was happy"

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These are gravestones of virgins, here are gravestones of Chad.

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I want to post something, but it's just so utterly disgusting and degenerate that I can't even possibly make fun of it even in an ironic way.

typical atheist shithole

Graves of criminal gang members

>Person dies
>Body undergoes autopsy
>Transported to funeral home
>mortician drains their fluids, pump them full of chemicals, use clay, glue, staples, make-up, etc, to try and make person look nice
>body is dressed up nice and placed in elaborate coffin
>A viewing/wake is held a couple days later where people come to see the body
>the next day a funeral is held, usually at the funeral home, then a procession following a hearse to graveyard, then a shorter graveside ceremony as coffin or urn (if cremated) is interred. People sometimes throw dirt or flowers into the grave
>a reception is held with food and drink

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>pictrue of german soldiers shooting a kike
>russian funeral
Hmmm...

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>Executed Russian Hacker, 2016, Colorized

is this really how slavs are buried?

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Grandpas funeral..... Miss him so much..

sup

lol

press f to pay respect

F

I want out of this world

This is Photoshop

are you sure?

Hahahah

Do you sell coffins?

yes
family business

Do you have a coffin in the form of a Mercedes?

unfortunately no

Then how can you hope to compete on the Russian market?

Very cuty business, I hope you do not suffer from depression when you offer such coffinlees to relatives

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*cute

That's kinda cool desu

Body is taken to be preserved then it sits in the coffin all dressed up in the livingroom for 3 days while family comes to visit and pay respects. Then it's buried, most likely with a Celtic cross headstone

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Celtic cross is under Mercedus or from above?

Yes, it is

this pretty much

beautiful

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why cars?

why not wifes?

bros before hoes

Why not!

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Probably their passion when they were alive.

In Russia in the 90's, any car was considered a luxury item, because only 1 person out of 10 possessed it. So the tombstone informs you that a very important person is buried here! ....

Ok, guys, more than one tombstone with a car

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there's loads of Irish gypsy graves in my local graveyard and they're rediculous
they all have massive marble stages with cardboard cut outs of the dead guy on it
one even has a marble transit van + caravan on it

Tommy?

>Kozłowski

Syberia?

This can't be a coffin.

They are slavs

Finnish funerals are quite exquisite.

This thread has reminded me that slavs really are not like the rest of us

All these are a waste of money, find your local river and throw away the body.

we're all equal in death bois

desu this is the most aesthetic solution ITT and the idea behind it is also a good point

Are they above the ground? If so why?

Aww, c'mon....

all that fucking money and they couldn't get someone who knew how to draw?

Fed to the bears

the fucking body proportions make them look like manlets.

we just dump then wherever we can
pic related, 20000 corpses were found behind the cemetery of a major city

could be worst, you could have an Australian burial.

>were found
I would think the stink would had made it pretty fucking obvious to anyone at any point.

The smell 20000 rotting corpses was probably hidden by the normal smell of brassie city.

Funeral depends on your own preferences but you must set aside a few thousand euros in a savings account so your family and friends can have a big feast and get drunk after your funeral without worrying about paying for it. It's seen as very bad character to not set aside money for this.

Does any other country have this too?

never heard of anyone doing that, but it seems like a very nice idea
might even do that

Those costs are expected to be taken out of the deceased party's estate or life insurance benefits.

What's the point? It will most likely be your heirs who pay for it anyway

I don't think anybody here does that, but I like it.