/cric/ - AUSTRALIA vs ENGLAND - 2017/18 Ashes Series Thread #42

Dec 2-6, 2017 - 2nd Test at Adelaide Oval (day/night)
Australia 442/8d & 53/4 (26 ov)
England 227
Stumps - Australia lead by 268 runs with 6 wickets remaining

Dec 2-6, 2017 - 3rd Test at Feroz Shah Kotla, Delhi
India 536/7d
Sri Lanka 356/9 (130 ov)
Stumps - Sri Lanka trail by 180 runs with 1 wicket remaining in the 1st innings

Dec 1-4, 2017 - 1st Test at Basin Reserve, Wellington
West Indies 134 & 319
New Zealand 520/9d
New Zealand won by an innings and 67 runs

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Man it's sorry to see the state that the Windies are in.

Should rename themselves to the Losedies desu

They only give a shit about t20 now

Root's decision not to bat was more retarded. Nobody expected the ball to be swinging around tonight like it was a cloudy English morning.

plebbit unironically get more OC than /cric/
not a fan of the dicksuction there but this was good

...

That's terrible OC. /cric/ during its prime had way better stuff.

t. brainlet

Not denying that
Should have mentioned I was talking about the current state of /cric/

plebbit is cringe shitty humour. Aussies in particular are awful on there, they must be really young.

My name is robelinda, AMA.

Oh, well yeah the current state of /cric/ is just fucking trash. As is the current state of Sup Forums. It's incredible how Sup Forums went from the board that created pretty much all of Sup Forums's post populr memes from 2010-2012 to being one of the shittiest boards on the website.

Why doesn't your brother post here anymore?

Sey is currently playing club cricket in Namibia.

not so fast, Nigel

Leave best umpire to me.

Where do you get all the matches from? Do you have the dvds for most classic matches?

he's said before he used to just autistically record everything when it came on TV and just has a big collection

that's just a rewritten yuro comic though, no oc

gonna pop a valium, have a wank and watch a VHS in bed desu

Why doesn't cricket use an oval ball like rugby and AFL?

*braps*

Yeah and yet it's still better than anything from reddit.

kek imagine that

Which one is the real thread you cunts???

This is the real thread

Fuck off.

literally pedestrian, barely worth a click. Please go away; you'll never appreciate my OC on here that has more layers than a gyprock job on Zampa's new grannyflat.

For me, it’s Abstract Cricket Memes

I hope someone is taking note of his poodictions this Ashes as well.

pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-pak-che-in-s-nipple-pbwrsle/answers/new.html

are they actually funny though or do you just want to think they are because they're abstract

seems like a Sup Forumstard runs their fb page and youtube channel
youtube.com/watch?v=ysv3i6VS9H4

they have some really good stuff, but half the time i'm sitting there wondering if i'm just a brainlet or if it's a bad post

A lot of the time they make very little sense

But no one's posted in that

thats because test cricket is dead

Really made me thing

岡本妙子 石橋貴明 阿部公江
小林節子 岩崎美智子

Not sure what category I should fap to tonight, lads. Recommendations?

is there anything noteworthy to tell us about the pitches of japan?

For me, it's erotic literature.

pregnant

bit of bukkake always gets me going

Xev Bellringer - Mommy Rewards You.mp4

futa

You mean like an eromanga?

Terrible fetish.

>tfw I lost all of my milkcat videos when my laptop's harddrive died
None of them are seeded anymore too, makes me want to off myself.

I'll check it out.

Worst tag.

What are your thoughts on Mellinda ferell lads? (fat broad from cricinfo)

for me it's Zoey Holloway, but make sure to cum early because she's elite at foreplay, but a bit of a dud during the fucking.

Probably Literotica

would motorboat her white milky bobs

lmao this manzone in the clothes shop episode is good too

>it's real
I thought this was a joke....

why do you spend so much time in /Hoc/?

いいんですか?

Unironically watching Ice Hockey on a regular basis since uni break.

shemale jav lad. Top tier

pregnant is the most cultured fetish in the world you seething brainlet

would be a much better sport if they didnt get skates and just had to runs around in snadshoes

quadroon

I don't mind it tbqh, although I used to play a lot of field hockey.

Zachy B confirmed for liking big stretch marked bellies

>Loos

Is there confirmation of her exact ethnicity?

Im trying to quit jerking it. For me, it's not easy

get a gf m8

White enough for me to impregnate lad

>get a gf m8

Yeah thatd make it easier. Im just not meeting as many girls as id like at the moment

>>get a gf m8

love england
hate australia

Love Australia
Hate England

love england
love australia
love pakistan
love sri lanka
love new zealand
love afghanistan
love ireland
love bangladesh
love south africa
love west indies
hate india

>like a shitty team
>hate a team just a little bit better

Sad state of affairs for /criiiiiic/

top 5 batsmen over the last 10 years:

1. Joe Root
2. Steven Smith
3. Kevin Pietersen
4. AB
Joint-5. Cook and Kohli

''no''

1. Ghandi
2. Royce da five-9
>Joey food review guy
4. MS Dohni
5. Kevin Phillips

ecb lift hales ban
isnt there video of him kicking someone in the head whilst they were in the gutter

You are an absolute plebeian if you don't think that list is right and it shows your lack of cricket knowledge.

>T10 League is an upcoming first ever T10 cricket league based in United Arab Emirates. The league will have 10-over-a-side match with 90 minutes of action, spread over four days. The league is scheduled to begin on December 14 and culminate on December 17 at the Sharjah Cricket Stadium.
sounds great

When is super over league coming.

Really glad this game is heading in the right direction.

T1 cricket when?

You could play it in the middle of the Saharan desert

>T10 League
get fucked

>T10 League

Did they invent T10 for people who think T20 is too nuanced and technical?

lol what a brainlet version of cricket
The real future is the upcoming league in the West Indies
Its called the 0.1, with one ball per innings with 3 minutes of action
This competition starts on the 3rd of March 2018 and if you aren't there you shouldn't bother calling yourself a cricket fan

tbf i reckon i would like t10 a lot more than t20

How much of a fucking amerimut-tier retard do you need to be to watch a 10 over cricket game? Legit.

t. t10 mongoloid target audience

this?

no season 3 episode 3

are you defending t20 or something

>t10
>literally just bowl a wide yorker every ball

Nathan for You is fucking god tier comedy to be honest.

success breeds jealousy

Don't forget the very loud Black Eyed Peas music played every time the batsman swings. Also multiball, because Why The Fuck Not!™

*season 3 episode 2

makes no less sense than a t20 game

>india
>successful

fukin lol'd

easier said than done otherwise they would just do it in t20 surely idk i dont watch or care about limited overs cricket

T20 has the chance of you going through the order though as they memeswing and get out. In T10 it's so short you might as well go full economy.

They always do wide yorkers at the death so they'd probably end up using them more as the innings gets shorter.

It's even more pointless than t20 and over faster to boot.