/147/ UK Championships

Lelby and Ebdon both eliminated edition

Snooks just starting

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Monday matches

>13:00 GMT

M Williams (Wal) v R Day (Wal)

Lyu Haotian (Chn) v M Fu (HK)

J Trump (Eng) v G Dott (Sco)

Liang Wenbo (Chn) v S Maguire (Sco)

>19:00 GMT

S Donaldson (Sco) v Li Hang (Chn)

M Joyce (Eng) v N Robertson (Aus)

J Perry (Eng) v K Maflin (Nor)

P Lines (Eng) v M Allen (NI)

alri, lads. Hope you're all comfy today.

147 incoming

Day off work. In bed watching the snooks. Nearly killed myself watching that dott segment.

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comfy snooker time

>no century
>Chump

Judd's hairline looks so wonky

welcome

I haven't seen Seema for a while.

Afternoon lads.

Office to myself so I'm just gonna chill out with the snooks.

hey lads

>Dott

I was glad to see her on again today.

Good afternoon

JUST

Why is Trump sponsored by Burger King?

you just KNOW

>ref

You accountant?

bingtao and haotian shitting on everyone

Are we truly in the Asian century?

'mon Dott

That smile is infectious.

i cannot watch the Fu game unless i use UK proxy right?

Because free burgers.

seems so, too bad ding is an emotional mess
i don't think is televised

Because he's a whopper.

Unfortunately. It's alright to be fair, I'm the boss now so there's not a whole load of pressure a lot of the time.

>he once smashed his cue in a motorway services
Kek

americans wanted to be part of this

this was the only way

Who was that

>drumpf

lel, could have been 4-0

alri ronnie!

Graeme Dott nawty snookah

Dott

>Joe Perry and Neil Robertson practicing together
cute!

Steve Davis not looking bad for 60 years old.

Anyone order a taxi?

Give us a ride, Steve

Ryan Day has the most punchable face in snooker
Prove me wrong

i'd say ebdon

T H I C C

They have sexy asian refs in snooker now? I presume she fires the balls back on the table from her pussy right?

both, BUT

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>snooker is on
>tea is ready
>it has started to snow
cannot get comfier than this

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DRUMPF IS FINISHED!

Absolute steal from Dott there

reminder

Based Dott was merely giving Jedd a headstart

Judd's reactions are gold right now

>tfw no qt asian gf to go to snooker with

Graeme "the rocket" Dott

he is doing it

>when you dont even need to photoshop the just cut on him

good feel

Hey Faggots,

My name is Judd, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the best snooker player in the world. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.

Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

get off your phone, play the game

>Selby out
>Judd going out

Who should go out next? Morhpy?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

youtube.com/watch?v=86JjaahGGB0

What a big baby.

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>first name is basically just
>have the just haircut
>lose to graeme dott
Has there ever been a more JUSTed player?

BALD SPOT DETECTED, BERCEL'S CURSE!

>Has there ever been a more JUSTed player?
I don't believe so

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Absolute state of Trump and the people in the audience Seema asked before the match.

Dott in 06/07

You should photoshop the JUST cut on this

top lel

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Trump's hair was even worst than this for real about 6 years ago. He's toned it down.

Hi, can I take your order?

>"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."

>muh cue
Its a bit of wood m8

damn shaun those are some big tits

Gimme a triple mac and a large coke, BITCH

Y-Yes sir, Mr Mcleod, sir, c-coming right up!

There's quite a few eastern European refs too.

...dayum

/r/ jrumpf hairpill

gwan fu

There's loads of female refs from Belarus and Ukraine. No idea why, mind.

Real talk lads. People on twitter saying Trump has poor concentration and underrating most players but he got over these problems 3-4 years ago and personally think his past his best now?

Well I imagine the money isn't totally bad, and you get to travel the world handling balls. Marry some English ginger lad and you're set for life.

Where are you watching the Fu match?

>and underrating most players
I don't think he's *that* vain, no?

>Where are you watching the Fu match?
im not im just checking the scores, dunno where i can watch

but that doesn't stop me from cheering fu on!

He used to try to pot every ball on the table no matter how difficult the shit was, or try and go for the highest break instead of securing the frame first. As I said he stop this.

GWAN WENBO

AVENGE OUR FALLEN DING

jesus ryan is an asshat

you were right lad

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Why do the refs stand side-on to the table? It's disconcerting.

MON LIANG!

Ah, alright. Go Fu then!

Oh I thought you meant the people on Twitter are saying he's doing that again now which I don't think he does.
>As I said he stop this.
Indeed as seen as in the first frame of that match when he didn't risk going for the 147.

To minimise wind resistance.

Did Hazel just say natty?

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Just clueless mongs on twitter being over critical on him. I don't even like Trump.

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mark looks like the kinda fella who has your back when there is a fight

to me he looks like the kind of guy that would fart in your cereal

>told off by mummy may

Does anyone here play pool?

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What a gaff/guff.