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ITT: Countries that hasn't produced a single kino for their entire existence
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imagine being OP right now.
are you 8 or something?
you possibly are. The Wrong Trousers is actually one of the best films ever made. Not only is it loved by many directors
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It also won an Oscar for best short film, along with being in imdb's top films before all the plebs flooded the site
Ealing Comedies
Ken Loach
Alfred Hitchcock
Lindsay Anderson
Richard Attenborough
Laurence Olivier
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Lol, the UK produced ALL NINE Harry Potter movies. That's over nineteen hours of top quality filmmaking.
fukken rekt
Kill yourself.
you stupid cunt
>Countries that hasn't
OP retardation confirmed.
where does this amy adams come from
Night At The Museum
>United Kingdom
>a country
Kes
>he hasn't seen Kes
ahahahsssahahaaahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
David Lean.
>countries that hasnt
whut
trainspotting
sexy beast
imagine being OP right now
cine or kino?
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what is Atonement?
kill the Anglocuck
Never watch Watership Down or Plague Dogs. They're too good for you.
Fucking faggot GTFO
>A Bridge Too Far
>The Bridge on the River Kwai
>Zulu
GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD ARYAN SCUM.
More Amy please
All artsy, boring, shitty bullcrap with no creativity or attempt.
Britain is one of the big dogs in the film making industry though
easily one of the GOATs of cinema.
mental retardation, BONGLAND movies surpass almost all movies
It's a diplomatic union controlled by a centralised government, with a Royal Head of State (who is Head of State of 15 countries).
> Harry Potter
> Quality anything
Fuck off nerd before I give you a wedgie.
DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT
EVERYBODY'S FEELING WARM AND BRIGHT IT'S SUCH A
FINE AND NATURAL SIGHT
EVERYBODY
OP quite literally necking himself in this very moment!!
"No!"
lmao at this pleb
>girl with the dragon tattoo
>kopps
>snabba cash
>en man som heter ove
>arn
>roverdottir
you know that trope that americans have beaten to death where you play a game with the devil for your soul? swedes invented that you fucking pleb
as for op. you are even more of a gigantic faggot
how about the james bond franchise. all the great sean connery movies alone carries the brits way ahead of the trash that comes out of america every year
What was his fucking problem?
8 out of 10 cats meets countdown is pure kino
this tbqhwyf
u pleb
>that outfit
My dick is diamonds
FPBP
>spreading shit on herself
The city of the UK
plebs OUT
Children of Men
...
shit
shut up fag rachel is C U T E
Breaking News. OP confirmed actually dead.
What FUCKER said that?
real talk, the country that killed films
THE FUCKER WILL RUE THE DAY
...is currently the country producing the most films and highest grossing films that the rest of the world is interested in
>Nah they bad because I SAY SO
No.
"You've got antifreeze!"
"Bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks!"
>they are good because they are plentiful and make a lot of money
oh
>He doesn't appreciate stopmotionkino
F A G G O T
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>OP got Anglo'd
The Balkans + Slovenia and Hungary
That's in Europe for all my American friends
>He hasn't seen Scum (1979)
You understand that Harry Potter is the Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>highest grossing films
I bet you're excited for memes of the galaxy 2 aren't you you fucking pleb. Disgusting
Harold and Maude
Withnail and I
Submarine
Kek
teafags BTFO
Bless you
Cheeky cocksucker
>I hold a contrarian opinion therefore I am superior
ALLO AVI
>i assume incorrect things on the internet
>this is my first day on Sup Forums
cunt
Ass
Um this.
OP is retarded
Hitchcock and Ealing are the only truly kino ones.
The rest are either arty Edgelords, Livvie actor directors, or TV directors.
OP you fucking idiot
dullest comment
Sorry, but it looks like the scepter'd isle has won again
haha, kys
>girl with the dragon tattoo
>snabba cash
>en man som heter ove
>arn
keffa filmer. nacka dig själv
Kill-List by Ben Wheatley
Withnail and I
Brazil
Threads
Secrets and Lies
The Wicker Man
kys
Don't worry lads, I fixed it.
Nothing Windex can't handle.
>Hungary
>implying Dredd wasn't kino
Was literally made in Bongland just with Hollywood cash. Fuck loads of films are these days.
lots gr8(britain) films in this thread but if you don't think this is kino you are trying way too hard to be contrarian
This. Kes is true finding yourself kino.
snatch and barrels are amazing films but they're not kino
Snatch isn't kino
Barrels is the definition of kino. It kick started an entire genre on its own
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delet
wew
okay i take that back very true i agree with you desu