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>go to cinema
>the fracking operation is in complete disarray

What an absolute disgrace. And they have the cheek to charge £35.

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>going to the cinema
>not to the kinódrome

absolutly plebian

>Get some delicious oil to flavor my 85 gallons of popcorn
>it's crude
Are they trying to get shut down by the toppings inspector?

You two have no lives at all. Wew

>Go to kinohouse
>The reactor is leaking

I couldn't see Logan this week because an elephant foot was blocking the traveltube to the viewscreen

I can't believe americans actually have a machine to pour oil or liquid butter or whatever it is on their popcorn. How fucking disgusting can you be? There's no limits on you it seems.

>go to movietown
>the cinebakery isn't serving bagels

imagine actually having to do work in that place, holy fuck you can probably feel your cells becoming cancerous. shit's crazy

My theater only had one operational drill. There was a large-scale riot among the DC refugees in the lobby.

it took me seeing this picture 4 times to actually grasp what was physically happening here. i thought it was a bad photoshop of two photos together, because there's no way that the red carpet was just floating like that. then i thought that the carpet was only halfway down the maximum depth that you see, and the black liquid was actually just the underside of the hall. then i thought that it was just an optical illusion. now i realize the floor is just covered in molasses.

what the fuck is that literal space leaking into an earth hallway?

what the fuck is happening in this picture holy shit

>Go to the kinoplex
>They tell me I can't bring my falcon in

>Bagels.
>When you could be eating a freshly baked, apple Strudel.

Plebeian

What?

Every theater, at least in my part of the US, has adaptive liquid metal floors to swallow up singles, people who sneak in food, etc..

What we see here is a red carpet invading the space of the metal.

>his kinotheque doesn't have an ongoing fracking operation with billion dollar oil pumps

>£35
You get what you pay for poorfag

Like a boring drill or a fire alarm type of drill
Either way only one in operation is horrendously sideways from proper procedure

It wasn't a radioactive hellhole to the workers until it melted down friendo.

Here I thought it was the public showers were leaking
Molasses spill makes more sense

canadian here. we have trained falcons to pour the butter on our popcorn, it would really be disgusting to have a machine doing it, i dont go to the cinouma in america.

>the carpet drops off into an endless reflective abyss
What fucking dimensional rift did you just uncover?

Fellow Canadian here
We just got new peregrines at my local cinouma
Exciting times

Strudel sounds funny in an english sentence.

nice, our theater just added clamato flavored popcorn legs to the menu

That actually looks pretty cool desu senpai.
Like a t-1000 covering the floor as a promo thing for the showing of Terminator 2

>clamato flavored popcorn legs
I just spit my syrup from my french toast out
Fuck I laughed

That's the Elephant Foot in Chernobyl, right?

How the fuck is the guy in the pic not keeled over wretching from radiation sickness? I assume both he and the guy taking this photo did not live long afterward.

WHERE ARE MY CRAB LEGS?!

>Elephant Foot in Chernobyl
Pardon my ignorance but what?

>tfw live in Ukraine
>tfw Putin invaded and stole our butter vultures

He died 2 days later. Even that level of Radiation sickness won't kill you immediately. The elephant foot would cause you to collapse in 5 minutes.

>The so called Elephant's Foot is a solid mass made of melted nuclear fuel mixed with lots and lots of concrete, sand, and core sealing material that the fuel had melted through. It is located in a basement area under the original location of the core.

dude's soul is literally going off from his body

Meltdown in a nuclear plant in chernobyl in the 80s. That is a photo of the meltdown, nicknamed elephants foot because of the resemblence.
For more information watch this.
youtube.com/watch?v=afqxvISvb14

I remember when it happened
Just never knew of the elephant foot
Nice thanks

this the guy that played a sick ass solo then died a day later?

its oil you retard

>tfw the kinoslaves don't oil the seats before your movie
I can't standing hearing the squeaks for two hours

>Go to see film
>The men chained to the generator treadwheel sing shanties the whole way through

stop lying
atlasobscura.com/articles/the-famous-photo-of-chernobyls-most-dangerous-radioactive-material-was-a-selfie

>How the fuck is the guy in the pic not keeled over wretching from radiation sickness?
It's a long exposure photo, he could've been there just for seconds, that's how he only appears as a shade.
Also the picture was taken through a mirror, because seeing it directly fucks with your brain and all.

what would happen if i looked at it with a telescope from miles away?

It's raw sewerage

That's what they want you to think. Look closely, it's actually space, and it's full of stars.

Best shanty:

youtube.com/watch?v=0EpYEM6KfjI

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>>>/reddit/

What does that mean? Do you think Reddit somehow doesn't like your stupid normie video game?

You're an embarrassment.

>go to filmtower
>they're out of butter for the lobsters

If I didnt carry a stick of butter with my falcon food, id have been in a bad situation.

>normie video game
Jesus you're autistic

>cinema starts flooding
>forced to watch the rest of the film in the cinema submarine

RIGHTFUL RUSSIAN CLAY SO RIGHTFUL RUSSIAN VULTURES

>you'd be fine. It's like staring at the sun through a telescope. It's okay because it's like 92 million miles away.

Why that green texted I have no idea.

>he doesn't shower at the cinema before and after the movie

Nothing he's just taking the piss
That or he's retarded, you can't fuck your brain up just by looking at an inanimate object no matter how radioactive it is.

that thing is so radioactive that if you look at its picture for more than 300 seconds you'll die

guy up there really shuld have spoilered it, be careful

My theater is showing Barry Lyndon but if you keep your horse in the cinéstable for more than two hours I think you have to pay extra. Should I just take a cab?

Why not get your chauffeur to drive you?

>you can't fuck your brain up just by looking at an inanimate object no matter how radioactive

>what are gamma rays

uhh....you know you can literally go blind just looking at an atomic blast right?

>Go to local kinoplex with escort because no singles
>While I'm ordering my crab legs she has to sit through a mandatory interrogation to ensure that she's actually my date
>She recites every word I taught her to say
>Pass through 3 checkpoints on the way to our seats - they check our permits, and delegate us a couple of seats in the very front row
>There's bird poo all over my seat so I get out my tarpaulin and begin unfolding it
>Angry clapping, followed by a hail of half-eaten crab legs and partially finished swords from the anvils above
>Give the escort a bag of potato chips to crumple loudly and calm the audience while I finish unfolding the tarp
>Movie finally starts
>Batman™ vs. Superman™ 5: Return of the Rogue One™
>The screech of falcons drowns out all the audio, so I have to use the subtitles
>The subtitles are in Hebrew so I pull out my translation dictionary
>Lose track right after Jyn and Doomsday team up to defeat evil Flash, indicated by a black costume with red lightning
>Eventually find my place again
>"Gee Jyn, you sure are a Wonder Woman 3™ Retribution of Kahn!"
>Sound of laughter drowns out the designated shooter's initial shots
>I miss the 5 second clapping preparation window
>5 ushers come in and beat me with batons before dragging me out by my arms
>The designated shooter is laughing at me while he unloads into the next row down, who are booing and throwing food at me.
>Everyone lining up for their kino is laughing and jeering at me as the ushers drag me outside and throw me down the stairs.

I'm waiting for the yify next time.

>first time in an american cinema
>apparently they have a pre-movie celebration
>people hooting and clapping
>fist pumps all around
>some people put an empty popcorn bucket that they finished during trailers on their heads and start slapping it declaring they are the "movie men" and or "man"
>A dancing popcorn bucket and hot dog cartoon then comes on telling they should go to the "snack bar"
>movie stats and the whole theater empty's as people have taken aboard what the dancing hot dog had said
>panic and leave
>get assaulted by democrats being peaceful during a protest

Yes and you can glo blind just looking at the sun too, neither of which are inanimate objects
What's your point?

a boring drill
it's DC after all

Can someone post that Movie Theater map with the bird cages and crab sections?

a trip to the cinama showers will make quick work of that.

Quads checked.

The crabs ran away.

Kek

I often leave my fracking apparatus running when I leave my local kinotorium. You charge $16 for a burger, fries and a drink? Get fucked. I'll leave whatever fossil fuels I want you thieving shitbags.

> red carpet was just floating
>then i thought that the carpet was only halfway down the maximum depth that you see
> then i thought that it was just an optical illusion
>molasses
Nigga how high are you?

>The manlet pit is full so they give them ctual seats

fuck off

>>some people put an empty popcorn bucket that they finished during trailers on their heads and start slapping it declaring they are the "movie men" and or "man"

youtu.be/JBx-vydxfKU

nice

they're always wooden ones, who cares
I wish they didn't always sit in the walkway though

>go to kinotheque
>fall into black pool
>awaken in mirror world
the movies were pretty nice but I really miss having hillary as president

>Normie video game

We're dealing with a new breed of retards here

I remember seeing this image and thinking it was a reflective stone floor until I realized it was water.

Iirc, even with a proper hazmat suit is deadly

holy fuck im dying.

Needs bird sounds though.

AC is a series that is designed for braindead normies. If you like the games, you IQ is propably in the double digit range.

1:05

But how do you melt it? They always confiscate the batteries for my hair dryer

the fuck.....
I thought it was impossible to go in there without dying, that's why they send robots to take the pictures

>the homeless man who sneaks through the fire exit at night got executed by the theater guards

>go to the kino
>der toten have installed a no singles policy

>waiting for the next yify

Fucking lol

what is that from

I went to an AMC in a different neighborhood and they had a door marked "Danger Do Not Enter without proper ventilation equipment. Carbon Monoxide(Dioxide?) Room"
I've never seen that in any of the other movie places

this was robot footage thats a ghost it caught, do some research

How do I get over the embarrassment I face every time I take my outdoor communal showers in the sprinklers at my local drive-in kinodome.

iirc that water is from the fire sprinkler system, which is why it's grimey