Should the Major be this T H I C C?
Should the Major be this T H I C C?
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No, her hips should be 54% thiccer.
Why is she wearing bicycle tights
Why does she look like a linebacker from the 1968 Greenbay Packers?
thats a strange shooting stance
Yes, they nailed the casting. She looks 1 for 1 to the Major.
That's how they shoot in the future
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What even is the deal with this robo suit? Is that supposed to be her naked body? The major always looked pretty human, even with all her cybernetics. Should've found an actress willing to be butt ass naked most of the movie like it's supposed to be.
this IS a joke right? she looks like an ape mutant ffs. HER ARMS ARE LONGER THAN HER LEGS
But then no one will watch it
shit nigga, damn
body 300% times better than scargoblin
this tbqh
>main lead is a stacked naked lady shooting dudes and doing sexy roundhouse kicks
or
>busted up A-lister shows off how much her body has gone to shit and trying to convince you she's still sexy in a skin tight pancake suit
Which would you pay to watch, user?
short people were a mistake
a pervert like me would watch the first but family with kids the second one
that fat pig.
The major wears a skin tight suit in the original to make the camouflage more effective or something and only gets naked once I think, she literally has no shame about her body though
>tfw manlet
Short people got, no reason to live....
She got naked in that alien indie movie. Getting nude when her body was busted but not when she was in her prime. :(
Major Mommy
>just started aging and deflated my tits, better finally get naked on camera
If you want live action GitS give The Machine a watch, It's not really like it but better than what's currently on offer
I don't watch chink cartoons made for pedophiles so maybe someone can explain this to me: If you're going to make a robot chick that's an assassin or whatever she is why would you make her chubby?
Seriously, what the fuck is with these aful looking robot bodies? Is that supposed to be her naked, robot body or a fucking skin suit? Because you can clearly see her stomach folds.
I'd ravage her body with the force of a thousand Somali refugees desu desu
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cyborg=/=robot also it's a British, indie, sci-fi film, That genre isn't know for a huge budget
Is anyone else bothered by then referring to her as "major" instead of "the major"?
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Jumping on the bandwagon I see
You've got to put the battery somewhere, user.
why?
THICC Scarjo is best Scarjo.
The fuck are you complaining about, homos.
That was her futily over exerting every muscle in her body. She didn't look that way all the time.
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people don't understand that in the future we'll be making adrienne barbeau-bot bodies.
>Adam Savage--nipples protruding--in his black shirt
Very very disrespectful.
This movie is so gonna tank. Hollywood can't even properly adapt Western books, comics, etc. so how are they going to adapt Japanese fiction?
It's supposed to be the "ogo-camisa" suit :^)
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I don't want to be a human if this is what they look like. take a step back from your monitor and tell me that's not the upper body of a young man on the stubby legs of a mannequin
Damn they should have cast her
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Oh god I just noticed. KEK
it looks like its a latex suit so yeah
Adam's got permanent glass cutter nips.
It was lost in the fucking tidal wave of things to be angry about desu senpai
B-but I thought the whole point of Subway advertising was to make fat ass Americans think they would lose weight if they eat it.
No. They even call her Major in the anime. They wouldn't say "The Major, I..."
Someone make webms out of this please
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I don't think it'll tank. It'll at least make money from the Resident Evil/Underworld/Dumb edgy CG action schlock crowd
>B-but I thought the whole point of Subway advertising was to make fat ass Americans think they would lose weight if they eat it.
Nah, that was Jarred's story.
Then it turned out he raped kids, so Subway have distanced themselves from the idea
>Bid budget US adaptation of a Jap IP
>Sponsored by Subway
>Subway chicken is now 50% soy
holy fuck thats hot, I may watch the anime now
Why are underage americans so sexually repressed?
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The major is very dry and lacking in any kind of emotion
ScarJo pulls that off in every role
i'm not surprised weta workshop is behind this
judging by the cgi in the lotr films and the hobbit they can't do anything right
whats this
would you put your brain in a robot body?
so are you saying that in reality subway makes you rape kids?
She's naked in the opening scene and then again when she fights in the water.
No. This looks horrible. She's too short and too chubby.
This production could have been great if they had just had the balls to cast a different actress.
Maybe, just maybe this movie will still be a success but they'll recast for a sequel involving the puppet master and then we'll get the movie we wanted in the first place.
Yeah have her body be destroyed and she can change actress easy.
That's the way Aramaki refers to her from time to time.
confirmed not GitS fan
not too short but way too chubby
Crazy thing is this chick probably dresses in baggy shirts and skirts in her daily life. Nobody ever sees that thicc-ness other than maybe her nu-male husband.
ScarJo is only 5'3". Motoko is supposed to be statuesque. Her official height is 5'6" but in practice she is drawn around the 5'8" to 5'10" range.
I'm not American, I'm British
She literally has the same ass as me, and I'm a guy, not overweight or anything.
In the manga she is 5'10".
>be me 5 years ago
>don't really like anime but decide to give GitS a try
>love the movie, doesn't seem at all like typical weeb shit I picture when I think of anime
>get to the end
>her mind merges with the puppetmaster and she gets put in a fucking loli body
Can't japs make one fucking movie without some weird pedo shit? And don't hit me with >hurr you missed the symbolism. I get that its supposed to symbolize them creating a new life, but I have yet to watch a single anime since then that doesn't include lolis. Are japs really that big of perverts?
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Batou answers that question during the fucking scene:
>Well, I see there have been some changes while I was gone. Want to clue me in? Where'd you get this body?
>That's the only thing I could find on the black market. It's not my taste, to be honest. It's a little young. Well, after all the excitement, Section 9 showed up with reinforcements and picked up what remained of the two cybernetic bodies and, of course, what remained of me and my arm. I'd say that was about 20 hours ago.
He needed something that could be easily carried, and that was what they had.
wtf im a numale now
PLEASE CHINA BAN THIS FOR BEING JAPANESE
PLEASE DO NOT LET ANIMESHIT BE A THING
>when a random qt looks better in a suit than the famous actress hired for the part
Yeah but that's the reason the writers give. The writers also could have easily had him find an adult body as well, but they didn't because nips are obsessed with lolis.
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i don't care about scarjo, i just don't understand why this movie was given to such a nobody to direct, rupert sanders. it's going to be shit, guaranteed.
worked for me.
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>easily carried
Did you miss the part in the movie where they are super strong cyborgs?
He got the loli body off the black market. He just says he picked up the major's and the puppet master's bodies.
that's not thicc it just looks weird
She's not naked during the fight.
It's a body built to be aesthetically appealing, why wouldn't you show it off?
It also weighs so much that it can't float.
They have Kitano right there, just let him do it, holy shit.
More like Ghost in Taco Bell
Reminder the qt has been RICED
Did you miss the part where the loli body is much smaller than the adult body, so you could put it into a suitcase or whatever to carry it around without people noticing that you are carrying a loli.
The explanation makes sense and it is blatant symbolism, because it's spelled out for you that whatever is in that body isn't Motoko or the AI, but something else.
She doesn't match the Major's calm determination in any of the action scenes though. Just look at her face for fucks sake.
I don't seem to recall Motoko looking like a constipated trucker in a wetsuit during any of the action scenes in GitS, SAC, or Arise.
so am i
Based Randy.