>be me >first day in film school >bunch of fags and SJWs in class >faggot teacher goes around asking people for their favourite movie >everyone gives pretentious pseudo intellectual answers like 'There Will Be Blood and Evolution' >my turn comes >'So user, what is your favourite movie ?' >'.......' >'Your favourite movie user' >'........' >'Do you .... speak english ?' >*nod* >'Don't be afraid, just tell us your favourite movie then ' >by now the whole classroom has gone silent and is looking at me >*put toothpick in my mouth* >'....I drive' >teacher looks intimidated and his legs started shaking >'.... never heard of that movie' >whole classroom looks intimidated by my alpha attitude >fast forward 7 months my classmates are still intimidated by me and still don't talk with me
How was your first day of film school ?
John Phillips
I fucked your wife and her son in the ass last night
Jackson Cook
>be me >first class of film class >we're going around the room, saying our favorite movies >my turn >"Favorite movie? Hmm, probably Boogie Nights." >teach motions to next person, but I stop him with a gesture >"But flick? I'd go with The Goonies." >Film: Suspiria >Kino: Woman in the Dunes >whole class is speechless >teacher motions to me obediently and goes to sit down in empty desk >I take over at the podium and begin my lesson
Hunter Phillips
>be me who the fuck else would you be, get out of here with that shit
Jose Butler
>be you >be a faggot
Owen Smith
The son of my wifes boyfriend had a sleepover at his friends house last night
Anthony Rogers
>Take film analysis workshop. >Class of ten with woman lecturer who starts talking about plot development and hero's journey. >"Implying I watch film for plot" I shout through cupped hands. >Class glares at me. >"two thousand and 2017", I tell everyone >Teacher tuts and starts discussing character development in lord of the rings. >"Do you even watch?" I shout. "Go back to mew" >Ginger man to my left tells me to shut up. >"I bet you haven't even seen Malick or Pee-Tee-A" I tell him >Class starts shouting at me, asking me to leave. It was all that ginger man's fault. >I turn back to him >"Your filthy pleb. I bet you watch superhero and Christopher Nolan films" >He stands up and tells me to get out. >"No," I said. "I'm the only real cinephile here. I don't watch for entertainment, you're just a fucking casual" >He hit me right on the nose, the cartilage cracks, blood sprays over my desk. >I get up and walk out, grinning to myself at how superior I am. Filthy plebeians. I bet they're talking about Tarantino now
Kevin Perez
>professor talks about the premisse of not knowing about the movie youre watching, and how it changes everything >gives example of a girl who walks home alone at night >I get excited cause I've watched it, and shout "it's the one with the vampires, right?" >professor looks at me surprised but at the same time disappointed, saying "well, yeah, but that was a spoiler, you kinda ruined the movie now"
In my mind I tought "was it really?" but inside all I could think about was the shame
Cooper Allen
Nice variation.
Michael Howard
>I bet they're talking about Tarantino now >Implying tarantino isn't kino
fuck off u pleb
Joshua Miller
Like a boss, god job OP
Me? >similarly we go around saying our favourite films >a few mentions of pulp fiction and schindler's list, one guy even mentions Citizen Kane >gets to me >panic >decide I want to be known as the jokester known for his sarcastic answers >I simply say "Army Dog" >smiles expecting everyone to laugh >no one laughs >one kid gasps >teacher has turned visibly pale and is shaking >at least ten seconds of awkward silence as everyone looks at me in horror >teacher eventually says that class will finish early today and we're all dismissed >get expelled the next day >my appeal is immediately thrown out A-at least I didn't have to pay uni fees right guys?
Aiden Thompson
>be me >first day in film school >bunch of fags and SJWs in class >faggot teacher goes around asking people for their favourite movie >everyone gives pretentious pseudo intellectual answers like 'There Will Be Blood and Evolution' >my turn comes >'So user, what is your favourite movie ?' >stand up assume power stance >brush my members only jacket back to my hips revealing my polo and cargo pants >loop my thumbs through my belt >slighty turn head >skeptically i remark: >BANE?
They still think i like capeshit but i only like capekinos
Evan Collins
>Be a complete pleb >Take a film class >Only me and three other people >Prof shows us stuff I've never heard about like Metropolis, Lifeboat and Shall We Dance >Actually learn some cool stuff about set design and narrative structure
10/10 experience. I'm still kind of a pleb but less so. I feel bad because it's obvious he knew a ton but had to dumb the class down for people like me
Xavier Barnes
user confirmed for big guy
Brayden Stewart
This always cracks me up.
Logan Taylor
Holy kek! Are you me?
Carson Ramirez
>not recognizing pasta >sucking Tarantino's cock
Luke Ward
>be me >be browsing teh 'chons on my work break like usual >see this newfag post (that's you, big guy) >eyes narrow slightly >be about to wreck your whole world >have to talk myself down from it >relax my iron vice-like grip on the hilt of my modified gun blade >decide to post this post instead >decide to spare you a grisly death You can thank me later....that is, if you live long enough to tell the tale, feh...
Carter Perry
>be me >first day in film school >bunch of Crowns and Company men in class >faggot teacher goes around asking people for their favourite movie >everyone gives pretentious pseudo intellectual answers like 'There Will Be Blood and Evolution' >my turn comes >'So user, what is your favourite movie ?' >'.......' >'Your favourite movie user' >'........' >'Do you .... speak english ?' >*ahhHmmm* >'Don't be afraid, just tell us your favourite movie then ' >by now the whole classroom has gone silent and is looking at me >*Peel egg with gloves and put it in my mouth whole* >'....mhmm nootka sound hmm ahh' >teacher looks intimidated and his legs started shaking >'.... never heard of that movie' >whole classroom looks intimidated by my alpha attitude >i press play on my iPod >angry walking music starts playing *walk out of the classroom* >fast forward 7 months my classmates are still intimidated by me and still don't talk with me
Adrian Barnes
>'I have a use for you'
Alexander Scott
Most people here are dumb, so it's okay.
Ian Lopez
I told my film class my favorite was The Shining when its really Chicken Run
Zachary Hughes
Never be ashamed. Chicken Run is one of the greats.