Who would be the best actor to play Cruz in a biopic?
Who would be the best actor to play Cruz in a biopic?
Jayden Torres
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Mason Miller
idris elba
Noah Harris
Amy Schumer
Caleb Robinson
there are already are plenty films about the zodiac killer. next.
Aaron Morris
Crispin Glover
Andrew Mitchell
I really liked his redemption arc
Benjamin Williams
John Lovitz.
Chase Butler
Cillian Murphy
Grayson Anderson
Miles Teller
LITERALLY
Lucas Rogers
The guy who played Kevin on The Office.
Robert Rivera
...
Camden White
How could it be anyone else but pic related. It's a spot on match. Even the facial expression.
Ethan Gray
...
Daniel Thompson
CGI Robin Williams
Nolan Turner
Grayson Allen
Charles Taylor
Jesus Christ, it's uncanny.
Cruz will never be relevant enough to get his own biopic though. At best, he'll be a side character in an HBO movie about Trump.
Oliver Cook
This.
That's what character development is about.
Ayden Young
...
Matthew Johnson
came here for this
James Edwards
Redemption?
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David Cook
Whats the canon of Ted Cruz and his delegates story?
Like what order does it go?
John Bailey
Seems like the noses are always in the know, you know? Too bad that they almost always put on such a captivating show so as to keep the peasants' awarenesses on the down low.
Gavin Young
word
Angel Harris
...
Carson Peterson
There was a period of time several months ago, where IMDB listed the guy in the dog/bear suit in the Shining as one "Ted Cruz". I figured it was someone having a bit of fun, but it stayed up for several weeks which led me to think it miiight be legit.
It's gone now, meh.
Evan Harris
>Cruz wins Iowa, wins most delegates at first state (Ted is in the lead to become president)
>Cruz gets BTFO in New Hampshire by Don
>Cruz insists that he can get to 1237 delegates and beat Trump
>Trump keeps winning
>Cruz is in a close second delegates-wise
>Cruz tries to argue that other candidates must pledge their delegates to his campaign to effectively cut off Trump
>Trump keeps winning and getting closer to 1237
>Cruz panics, realising he is about to get BTFO, and starts a campaign to 'unbind' the delegates (meaning that the voting process means nothing and party insiders can choose which candidate the party elects)
>Obviously people don't buy this lie from Lyin' Ted and get angry about him trying to take away their voices and democratic rights
>Ted gets absolutely BTFO in Indiana. >Ted ends his campaign in disgrace.
>Trump reaches 1237 a few days later.
Josiah Thomas
Delegates, Dahnald/"I've got Ivanka Dahnald">skelegates>redemption/"Soarin Ted"
In order:
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Jace Evans
Other Tedkino moments:
Carly Fiorina falls, Ted doesn't flinch:
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"Are you Canadian":
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Ted's descent into madness as he threatens to spank a boy in the crowd:
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Smacking his wife with his elbow at his concession:
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Kayden Adams
>Is a good lad to Trump during most of the primaries, doesn't chimp out against him, tries to play nice and win the long game
>Realizes his plan is failing and that Donald will soon siphon away the Priesthood's rightful delegates (rules are rules after all, as every True Conservative knows.)
>Turns to dark Talmudic sorcery and Neocon lobbyists in an attempt to win the nomination
>Cannot contain the dark power he unleashes and rewrites reality to simultaneously be a college basketball player, the Zodiac Killer, and a conspirator in the JFK assassination
>Realizes his folly and vows to protect True Conservatism under the guidance of Trump both in this mortal coil and on the astral plane as atonement.
Thomas Gray
Johnny Depp
Brayden Reed
>only started campaigning for Trump when it was in "it's impossible to win" territory hoping to gain pick-up Trump voters next cycle
Poor guy
I think he's given up his scheming now though because he's defended Trump multiple times and isn't being a bitch boy like McCain and his gimp
James Baker
>when Lyin' Ted became Soarin' Ted
Fuck who can write such a master piece these days? I swear this level of storytelling is dead now.
Liam James
this desu, can't wait for a Donald movie, cause you know the kikes were all ready for Madmouselle President
Austin Hill
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Gavin Williams
I've said it before, this election+Sup Forums was the most entertaining show I've ever watched
Shame it'll never be released on DVD
Dominic White
...
Xavier Scott
the penguin from batman
Adam Perez
i'm not interested
Michael Fisher
this guy
Christopher Martinez
>we could have had a principled conservative in the Oval Office
>instead we get an oompa loompa
Leo Edwards
Fucking dumb ass white boi
Jace Nelson
>Ted Cruz
>principled
Try again.
Brody Carter
Emma Watson, they both have this beautiful smile.
Jace Price
joekino
John Bennett
Miles Teller
Jack Bailey
the desperation move to elect Carly Fiorina as his VP as an appeal to female voters and then ending his campaign a week later should be included
Cooper Murphy
Someone should make a documentary
Nolan Moore
by the prophet Mohammad (pbuh), this is terrifying.
What is that weird androgynous robot? They need to work on its looks.