Be american

>be american
>get shot

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Are Americans offended that we laugh about their recent deaths?

No, it's banter.

On here? Of course not even though we pretend to be for shits and giggles. IRL? Yeah.

>be american
>survive the shooting
>give a testimony to the authorities
>police: "wait, did you tip the shooter?"
>"uhmm no.."
>police shoots you

>Do Americans actually

>americans will unironically

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>mass attack in the western world outside of America
99% chance that it was the religion of peace

>mass attack in America
50% some neckbeard autist
25% it was some alt-right cretin
25% religion of peace

I have no ties to those people, and would never hang out at a country music venue or be in that company. but it's disturbing on a human level that something like that could take place. guns really are a menace.

>be american
stopped reading here

Neckbeard autist and alt right cretin are almost always one in the same in these situations

I like this meme as much as I like dead americans.... a LOT!

guns dont cause deaths its the people shooting them

i dont get it, explain

Just part and parcel of living in a free country

this right here, god bless #pray4vegas

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>rent big truck
>crash into mass of pedestrians
Guns aren't even that effective on average compared to other methods.

SHALL

But it's the guns that let bad guys cause deaths this easily and this frequently

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OOOOOOOOHHHhh HAehehehe ROFLLLL XDDDD HEHEHE AHAHAH OOOOOH XDXDXD CANT STOP LAUGH JOOHHOHOHOHOHOAOAOAOAOAHAHAHAHA WHAHAHAH STUPID AMERICAN GET SHOT ROFLMAOXDXDXDDD
MAde me laught heheahahah fuckin american stupid so sillyFUNNY

You wot? Guns are super effective, only surpassed by bombs. Also, what kind of ethnicity is "Stephen Paddock", the 64 year old shooter? He must really hate country music.

not really.

Big trucks cause more death on average.
Guns are effective but nothing compared to other potential weapons, including bio/bombs/poison/etc.

It's in a sad way better to have guns be the outlet rather than people planning bioterror attakcs or semi truck rammings.

Nope, guns kill good, and I am saying this as someone who admire the American gun culture. Cost-wise, lethality-wise (9 mm memes notwithstanding), guns beat trucks, unless said truck was fitted with bombs.

Nice (July 2016)
Tunisian national Mohamed Bouhlel plowed a 19-ton truck into revellers celebrating the Bastille Day holiday on July 14, 2016, as they watched fireworks on the French Riviera city's Promenade des Anglais. Bouhlel killed 86 people—the deadliest-ever vehicle attack on European soil. Armed police shot and killed him when he fired out of the cab of his vehicle.

Fatshot

AFAIK that's the only vehicle attack in recent times that killed more people than the shooter did tonight. Stockholm, Berlin, Barcelona, Paris, Nantes, and Edmonton all had sub-20 death counts.

seriously tho

why didnt someone just quick draw their deagle and blow the blokes head off

isnt this why you guys have guns

>germany
nah

>Those objects specifically made for killing aren't as effective on average
EL ESTADO DE LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS

He was on the 32nd floor firing down into a large crowd

Nobody with a gun would have stopped this

All he has to do is spray indiscriminately into a crowd and you'd have to have absolute pinpoint aim

No one would make fun of Americans IRL right after that.

That being said, at the break in my uni class today, we joked about rednecks shooting, a good kd/r and such, but it's just banter, as we have no connection to the implicated people.

islam is neckbeard autism the religion

this is an extreme outlier in shootings

Americans are stupid kek

yeah but wouldnt someone on the 32nd floor have had their guns and wasted him?

Dont you guys pack a sniper in your bag at all times in case these this happens wtf

>be american
>too fat to run from the shooter
>get slaughtered like the pigs in their big macs

>Getting shot while attending a country music festival in Las Vegas
Is there even a more American way to die than this though?

I like Americans when they do exactly what they're supposed to do.

Good thing everyone had guns so they could defend themselves.

>be american
>go to Las Vegas
>clap after listening to band music
>get shot

found the american

>Be American
>Carry handguns with you everywhere, in case of a shooter
>Get shot anyway

> be american
> listen to viva las vegas
> it is actually die las vegas

>What gets shot in Vegas, dies in Vegas.

drinking my morning coffee out of my red solo cup and watching the news
this is gonna be good

>be american
>have 'muh weapon companies'
>make weak laws to have those weapons
>get shootings in the whole country
>don't give a fuck cuz you sell weapons anyway

STOP MAKING FUN OF AMERICA BASTERDS
AMERICA #1

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>be american
>go to a festival to have fun
>festivals are considered gun-free zones
>get shot

HIGH ROLLER

dude weed: the country

>Be Amerifat
>Get shot at
>Shit yourself the entire time in fear
>Miraculously survive it
>Decide to run for it
>Slip on your own fecal matter
>Fall
>Die
>Impact of the fact is so great that it kill those around you

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who was in the wrong here?

i don't like americans but they are people too
nobody deserves to die that way
even if it's ironic we should be respectful to their pain