Post TFW the goose is loose
Post TFW the goose is loose
Henry Walker
Daniel Cook
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Colton Foster
I would like it if the Goose would go loose on me.
Brody Flores
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Chase Thompson
>mfw eletrical infetterence
Carson Richardson
why is his eye so fucked?
Jordan Bailey
What's with it
Sebastian Reyes
GOOSE ON A LOOSE
Leo Bennett
It's something ugly nerds can nitpick to feel better about themselves.
Logan Green
never said he was bad looking, his eye is just a lil weird
David Fisher
In all honesty do people like this actor? I don't.
Gavin Smith
No, you're just seeing people here talking about him 24/7 for no reason.
Christian Long
Post Goose at the Oscars memes
Jaxson Baker
I don't like him
I love him
Logan Richardson
When did Larry lose the weight?
Jose Davis
he has strabismus
Austin Brooks
People talk about SJWs but dislike them, this invalidates your post.
Alexander Nelson
You're working the register when this guy comes to the counter.
"Hold on," he says, lifting his head to talk since his jaw can't lower. "I'll unstack these for you."
"It's a-alrght," you stammer out.
He snaps his free hand up, one finger raised. Then an eyebrow goes up. His head cocks.
The three cans are now balanced in one hand. The height of his head remained unchanged. His hand is still up, halting your words. The stack of cans pops up. The top one rises up, and comes down on the counter, barely wobbling. A second follows. The third he flips into his hand and sets down without a sound, resting his weight on it.
"How much do I owe you?" He says.
"one sixty-one."
He nods, and slides two dollars across the counter.
The Goose turns, and walks out, the cans disappearing into the jacket that enhance his tall and lanky frame. He waves just in time for the motion-sensing door to open, like he was opening it himself, and then he's gone, outside in the cold.
Christopher Edwards
Gosling's appeal is literally universal. I can only conclude that you're lying.
Brayden Morales
why didn't he just get a bottle instead of 3 cans?
Joseph Murphy
Is Goose loose? Or is Goose gonna make me loose?
Camden Richardson
Not a fan, sorry.
Dylan Cruz
Because that would be Pepsi, and he wanted the Coke.
Matthew Adams
Comin' through
Alexander Taylor
Holy fuck I just noticed the Autism poster
Please tell me that wasn't shopped in
Jordan Lopez
Autism.
Aaron Hill
Soda in plastic tastes worse desu
Noah Wright
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Jason Taylor
Ah
Guess I should've noticed the movies on the side
Xavier Roberts
>jake and the goose will never rape me
>why live
Joshua Hernandez
hi im drive
Josiah Martin
based. I'm still practising juggling 3 cans of coke on my chin like he did after this.
Jack Price
I love drive
Ryder Myers
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Noah Ramirez
more dump
Carter Morris
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Liam Davis
Perfect.
Jack Lee
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Jose Sanchez
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