What the FUCK was his problem? Peg was literally 10/10

What the FUCK was his problem? Peg was literally 10/10

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He was upset that she didn't live up to her name

She was a solid 7 at best

He saw Peg as the reason his life was in shambles, all hope and dreams gone. Why would he find her sexy?

Even the hottest grill becomes annoying bitch after years of marriage

Did Peggy peg Al?

True dat

First post, best post.

This sums it up exactly. It was a gag that married men can relate to, exemplified by the ridiculousness of turning down sex with a semen demon.

maybe katie segal was how Al imagined his wife to be when in reality she was a disgusting boner shriveling hamplanet.

eh, no peg

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>that episode where he tries to get a fitness instructor to fuck peggy
gross

*flushes toilet*

* audience whoops and hollers *

am I the only one who genuinely thought Peg was disgusting and could see why he wouldnt wanna bang her?

for one, she was a million years past her prime

secondly he already banged her a million times in her prime

thirdly she had two kids and was his annoying nagging wife

the part that was unrealistic was Peg wanting to bang Al all the time while he allegedly had a small dick and was balding and gross, irl a woman would've cucked him a million times already

You just know

Women want what they can't have and Al was the ultimate tsundere.
He was playing some 5D scrabble. You can't get cucked if you're constantly rejecting her.

Clever

>10/10

Hilarious how low your standards are.

Finally saw the porn parody. XXX Peg made me nut so fucking hard.

>No matter how hot a woman is, there's always a guy somewhere who is tired of her shit.

> has never been married
> has never had a gf
> has never touched an ass or a breast that wasn't his own
> never will

give us more of thy wisdom, o Sultan.

It doesn't matter if your wife is 15/10. After 20+ years of marriage, you'll hate her and not want to even hear her voice.

This, Al knew this. Two ways to get a woman to never cheat on you. One is be wanted by other women (and demonstrate it her) and the other is reject her.

How often did David Faustino fap it to Christina Applegate?

show was redpilled

no matter how hot she is, she has a dude who is tired of her shit/fucking her

awalt

>A man is a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. ~ Al Bundy

fucking this

there was an episode where Peg dragged Al to shop for lingerie and Al runs into another couple doing the same thing

the other wife is an insanely hot blonde who has would fuck in a heartbeat, but her husband gives no fucks and is more interested in Peg

being together forever eventually kills all relationships until you only stay together because you don't know how to live without your partner anymore

I liked it when he played a troll.
It was meta-kino.

Anyone else feel sad for Ed Oniel?
He's a classically trained stage actor who basically created the character of Al and now can't get any work except in comedy.
He tried a serious role in the remake of Dragnet (I think) and it failed horribly.

>feel sorry for a man involved in two of the greatest tv comedies of all time while simultaneously working with two of the hottest actresses at their primes

yea I weep at night for him

Modern Family is shit.

too bad history is written by the victors

Modern Family, shit as it is, is already decided as one of the best comedies there is

>is already decided as one of the best comedies there is

By whom? A bunch of jews?
Fuck them. ALF is much better than Modern Family.

Why would I feel sorry for an actor that is great in everything hes in?

Because most people trained in theater want to do serious roles and he can't get them.

Damn Peg Bundy looks like that??

>A bunch of jews?
That, and a bunch of progressive SJW's who now shit up whats left of Sup Forums by telling everyone to "go back to Sup Forums" everytime something non-PC is said as a joke.

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We need a show like Married with Children today to un-cuck this country.

Shame that it will never happen.

shakespeare is predominately comedy, yo

Al was all about that long play.

>when he made that jab at ariel about her mother
still a top notch guy

he was bored

As many times as there are stars in the sky.

You tell me.

>Was.
She still is.
Applegate did nothing to me while watching MWC
It's all about tha sultry voice.

Peg was hot, but let's not forget her real life younger twin sisters from "Double Trouble".

You younfags probably don't know this, but there were rumors back in the 90s that Ed O'Neill banged Applegate and Faustino banged both her and Sagal, and picked girls from the audience to give him a bj. He also fucked playmates, lucky kid.

>t. Assmad roastie

Kelly Bundy is like the human embodiment of sex. Her early 90s hair-metal-groupie outfits are so fucking hot for some reason.

Adult here. Relationships aren't 24/7 fuckfests. Welcome to the real world kiddo.

>Sagal fucking her onscreen son while he's an irl shota
h-hot, I hope it's true.

This
And this

>You younfags probably don't know this
Not a youngfag, but I know everything there is to know about the show. I own all the Behind the scenes, reunion specials or Making of the show ever made on dvd.

I own all of the seasons released by Sony, and Mills Creek including the uncut version of "It's a Bundyful Life" on VHS. I own Pegs 90s cook book, and Most of the Now comics.

I also own most of the shows merch including the, but not limited to the shows dolls. I'm sure there are bigger fans out there than me that own more stuff, but yes I knew about the rumor.

agreed. She gave me a bimbo fetish.

>Her early 90s hair-metal-groupie outfits are so fucking hot
This so much
>She gave me a bimbo fetish.
You too?

Sorry in advanced for the shit picture quality, but Sup Forums doesn't allow sound webms, and all my HQ stuff has sound.

Peg was a 7 or an 8 at best.

>that bud is such a fucking loser
>fucks lots of hot bitches

Reminder that David Faustino had a very short, failed rap career in which he was going under the name "D Lil". Its referenced in the show too.

youtube.com/watch?v=alXlHh6CiRo

every sitcom is like that. Gerore from Seinfeld is made fun of in the show for being a short stalky bald frequently unemployed man with glasses yet he fucks 47 girls throughout the series.

kramersapartment.com/george/george-costanzas-girlfriends/

what is it with rich whitebois wanting to become rappers lmao

er.. just for research purposes.. what was that called? i don't like typing the word "children" into video porn site search engines, even if it has "married with.. " before it.

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80's/90's hair was so slutty now that I think about it

they see th' nigs rappas rollin wid' dey homies, shootin' guns, doin' drugs, fuckin' hos and they think "it's a shame they have to follow such a vicarious lifestyle in order to get a crumb of respect in what our cruel society leaves them."

hahaha, no, they put their baseball caps on backwards, they slip on their raybans and they try to rhyme.

I believe I have this series to thank for being heterosexual.
If I watched a few more Looney Tunes and less Married... with Children I could have been a furry for all I know.

There was this one episode where Bud is working for this hotline that is meant to be like counselling for young people who are virgins.

And in this episode there's a girl who is struggling with her virginity and is tempted to give it up.

It is honestly the hottest thing I remember from my childhood because of the sexual tension.

This is correct. I was married to a 9/10 with a gorgeous face and an incredible body. She wanted sex literally every single night. This was fun for the first year or so, but eventually it started to feel more like a chore than a pleasurable experience. Then some nights I'd be busy doing work shit and not in the mood and she would catastrophize and give me a big long crazy rambling "you don't want to fuck me anymord" tirade, which was not true at all, I just wanted to finish work stuff so I could advance and make more money for us. The combination of sex = chore and being guilt tripped about it constantly turned me off enough that I didn't want to fuck her at all, for any reason. Al is the true redpill.

>What the FUCK was his problem? Peg was literally 10/10
See pic.

I'm 30 and have been watching this show literally my entire life...never heard this one. Hope it's true.

Doesn't Al also immediately rail the shit out of her every time there's a moment where things look like they might be getting better in his life?

What the fuck are you doing here bru? You're old.

Fuck off youngfag.
You weren't even alive when Married with Children was airing.
Also not that guy and I'm 36.

Fellow 36 year old here. I've been on this site since 2004 and I have no plan to change that.

OLDFAGS GET OUT REEEE

Don't worry young one. You'll be an oldfag posting here soon enough.
Don't forget, you're here forever.

Post a picture of your merch.

>That episode where they hold a photoshoot for a sexy calendar.

I'm with you, this show taught me an appreciation of the female physic it gave me boners

So I guess you were born in the late 90s...I pity your adolescence.

95

I'd rather fuck Seagal, even now on that Donut show her tits still look great

>I'd rather fuck Seagal.

>22
>Thinks 30 is old
You'll be here far sooner than you apparently think...

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BRAAP

It is old.
And I'll be there soon because for some fucking reason, the perception of time increases exponentially.

>It is old.

30s isn't old. Not even close.
You're just a faggot. Like all 90s kids.

>30s isn't old
>said the old man going senile

Sorry can't hear you over the sound of your voice finally changing.

Logan you see the foot claws? It's an adaptation...a mutation if you will. They're defensive for the female...and for mating!

You see Logan, the female will lock claws around the male's back when he's in the mating position. I had her demonstrate it on me several times last night and let me tell you it feels great to feel young again!

Hmmph don't look at me like that. There's hardly any mutants left Logan and she needs to start as quickly as possible!

>old men can't hear certain frequencies at their age
We already knew this, thanks for confirming.

How old are you? She was 33 when that show started. That and "cucked". I hope things get better.

>And I'll be there soon because for some fucking reason, the perception of time increases exponentially.
For me that started around 23/24, the last half decade went by like absolutely fucking nothing. That's also when hairs started sprouting up in awkward places...something else for this little faggot to look forward to in his very near future. I will say I don't look any different than I did in my mid-20s. The general lack of sunlight and healthy eating habits have probably helped there.

>How old are you? She was 33 when that show started. That and "cucked". I hope things get better.
She actually started looking a bit better a season or two in. Her attractiveness(or lack thereof) was almost entirely due to her hair and clothes, not age - at least maybe not until the last couple seasons.

I'm 35, will be 36 later this year. Also been in this site for many years, although I don't know if the first time was 2004 or 2005. I read somewhere someone saying "there's this place that has Sup Forums were you are allowed to be an ass", it picked my interest and here I am now.

>it picked my interest


piqued.

> btw 54 years old and you kids had better get off my fucking lawn

Thanks.

Kys

Looks like Marcy

peaked