What do you think it was like to have sex with Audrey Hepburn?

What do you think it was like to have sex with Audrey Hepburn?

i bet she had a massive qt bush

intimidating

lovely
it would be lovely.
*sniffs*

Can you even conceive of having sex with her?

It's almost as though the very thought of sex is completely juxtaposed to the thought of Audrey Hepburn.

I think she was a saint!

LIKE

F I N E

W I N E

well she was jewish, so she probably complained alot

overrated skank

She was really cute so that part would've been great, but after having sex with a 6/10 smoker, I would be a little hesitant to kiss her even though I'd really really want to


I was literally gagging after fucking the smoker because the smell of cigarettes still on her breath was horrific

This is a million times more offensive to me than that picture of Hope Solo's gash

freaky

I imagine she'd never shut the fuck up

Also no BJs

maybe good to flirt/rub shoulders with at a fancy Hollywood party

Daily reminder that Sean Connery butt fucked her

tep lel, you are a pussy dude
your forefathers fought in wars

I bet it was a lot like sex with other women

>he actually believes le epic reddit story

Daily reminder that literally everyone in Hollywood buttfucked her.

benis enters bagina

Kino.

still would

Worst Hepburn, and overrated as fuck. Entry level vintage waifu for pretentious fucks that saw Breakfast At Tiffany's or Sabrina and think she's the epitome of "classy" and put her on a pedestal while feeling smug and superior for finding such a rare waifu of vintage.

Imagine coming home and she's getting dinner ready

and then fucking her on the kitchen table

Grace Kelly would've been better, trust me.

Came here to say this.

imagine her sitting on your face like that and going BRRRAAAAAPPP

I heard she smelled like old baby formula.

It'd be like taking an exam, you're stressed out and you didn't do your research and planning this one out and you walk into the situation completely unprepared because you have no idea what you're actually in for.

So therefore you perform extremely poorly even though you tried your best and you try to be really nice about it and not rough and dirty because you're fucking hollywood royalty.

It's incredibly hard to picture actually.

Like going to bed with and waking up with her.

it was a different time her puss was probably hairy and smelly.

>her puss was probably hairy and smelly.

edgy

This. But I like Audrey too.

I heard she was an anal queen.

>Audrey Hepburn, the actress, to whom he was married from 1954 until 1968. They had one child, a son, Sean Hepburn Ferrer (born 1960)

This Mel Ferrer faggot had the explicit knowledge of what it was like to cum inside of Audrey Hepburn

I'm not sure what it's like to have sex period

>be careful, my bones are brittle

>I bet it was a lot like sex with other women

Beat me to it. That's just what I was going to say.

Disclaimer:
Of course, I don't know what sex is like with fat, ugly women, because I have high standards, so all my life I've refused to do that. I've only ever had sex with qt3.14s, and she was an attractive girl.

So yeah. Probably the same.

...

like having sex with a tiny bitch with no tits

She at least had the decency to age naturally.

>bad squat form

She had a documented scat fetish.

I still haven't seen Breakfast at Tiffansy's, should I watch it tonight?

>I still haven't seen x, should I watch it tonight?
the answer is always yes (unless you know it's a shit movie)
what's the worst that can happen?

No, you should wait until Thursday

You should kill yourself.

Mad that someone calls out your shit taste in vintage waifus?

>claims she's his waifu
>hasn't seen the movie where she plays a giant slut
>literally fucks dudes and cucks her man hard asf

i never said she was my waifu

>What do you think it was like to have sex with Audrey Hepburn?
I'm not worthy enough to have those thoughts.

A N K L E S

>like having sex with a tiny bitch with no tits

Audrey would've been a prude. You just know Grace Kelly would have been nasty good in bed

At least you know she never took the BBC
There's a good chance she had a tight pussy

like fucking a skeleton

I bet she'd be a good lay and fantastic post coital banter

if I could bang any woman from history it'd be either Audrey or Anna Comnene for sure

>you will never save her

>Anna Comnene

You mean her?

>At least you know she never took the BBC
She took all kinds of trips to africa my man.

>Anna Comnena
Wow, never thought I'd agree with an Audrey Hepburn fag, but that would be awesome, she was great. Too bad her husband was a giant pussy, she would've made Rome Great Again.

Sorry I meant Ayatollah Khomeini
I aways get them confused.

post coitus she would wake up before dawn and take Ip grocery shopping so that she can make you both breakfast in bed