Come here user, see if my vagina smells funny

>come here user, see if my vagina smells funny
What do you do, Sup Forums?

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>she

>do it while pretending i hate it but i actually like it

I have a girlfriend, so back off lady

Sorry I'm taken
*flash wedding band*

What does a gynecologist do when the patient is being serious?

>sorry baby. CL matches are on in a few hours and I have to shit post on Sup Forums

This is the only correct answer.

need to take off the leggings first

> he doesn't watch the game on the laptop while shitposting on the phone and getting his dick sucked by gf

lmao

gynos are desensitized and actually hate pussy

lads, I lost my virginity yesterday

*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*

rip 'em off

Nice axe wound you got there, Roastie. Sorry but I have way more important things to do.

Like, funny strange or funny haha?

Turn 180 degrees and moonwalk away

i wanna sniff and lick it

BRRRAAAAAP

greentext it

Are vaginas good looking?

Heh.... why would I smell such a dirty part of the human body? Go away before I get mad, lady....

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We are all going to make it in the end.

what was his name

I see it didn't cure your weeb, I'm sorry.

Uh thank you for the offer but I just am sitting here so I can lead my fictional team of all gay players to the championship in FM18

How much did she charge?

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>making me do a captcha

>go out for drinks with ex gf from when I was in high school
>we leave bar because it's getting late
>"you like driving right? I don't want to go home yet, there's a place with a view we can go to"
>get to the place
>I go in for kiss, we start getting touchy
>move to backseat
>tells me she doesn't like being teased
>tell her I don't want to tease her
>gives me great bj, I play with her pussy
>tell her I've never done it before
>she laughs, gives me a kiss, grabs me my dick and puts it in her pussy while saying "guess we'll have to change that then"
>we go at it raw for an hour and a half
wish I had a bigger car, it was hard to move around in my small sedan

yeah, nah that didn't happen

I don't buy it

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lol

How do you last an hour and a half?

>>we go at it raw for an hour and a half
sounded good until this. nice try user

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DONT YOU DARE

I lick her feet and suck her toes then i sniff her butthole then i start licking it pushing my tongue inside of it making it wet then i put my wiener inside of her bum while i flick her bean and after that i make her deepthroat my cock that i just pulled out of her ass then i change it to vagina and i fuck her while i lick her feet that ur up and then i pull my cock again and make her deepthroat it again but this time i cum in her throat.

as if I care if you believe me

breaks in between and asking her to stop, she isn't on birth control and didn't want to risk it

t. chad thundercock from every american high school movie ever

This
Based serbian man

good post

lel at least TRY to make it believable