Accidentally bought condoms with the company credit card

>Accidentally bought condoms with the company credit card
>I didn't even look I just pulled out the card and paywaved it

>If I present the receipt I'm fucked, if I don't I am fucked
LMAO.

nice tweet

do the chad walk and explain situation to your boss, he will laugh and introduc his daughter

>If I present the receipt I'm fucked, if I don't I am fucked
At least you have condoms use them

nice blog

what a waste

what is the company credit card for?

What's the fucking problem? Just tell your boss it was an accident and pay for them

>buy condoms
>get fucked
pottery

dumb normie

>tfw have never bought condoms

- bribing politicians
- paying for business meals
- paying for craftsmen
- ...

What's so bad about it? Just tell them you got confused and pay for them, it's just condoms it aint like you blow the whole company budget on cocaine and hookers

This. You only have to show the receipt for reimbursement

Because I also bought bananas and lube

Hey guys, i need to pay for a little accident i had, without noticing i paid for something with the comany credit card, here is the receipt and a check. It wont be a problem right?

>not cucumbers

usually you use it for paying for things on company trips

bananas are superior because of the curve

I mean I dont know anything about it but it's just a wild guess.. heh..

buy something else that costs the same with your own card

the stem is really uncomfortable and can even cut you, I know because I'm gay and have shoved many things in my ass

haha fagot

Did you at least bought the 144 condoms pack size XL?

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It will say the last few digits on the receipt you retard

neither have I :^)

>condoms
>work

haha :D
u gonna banana in butt? :---DDDDD
gonna chimb oud on ur ashole? xDDD

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