Redpill me on Karl Pilkington

Redpill me on Karl Pilkington.

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For God's Sake... Knob Ache

Turns out... was a little monkey fella.

A genius unmatched

Like a fucking orange

A little round headed buffoon

A problem solved is a problem made.

>Foodage
>Grippage
>People in glass houses should get the door

Idiot savant

>congressta

>Not Shakespeare, though...

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Absolutely based

That isn't her.

Scripted

What's this I hear about there being some sort of feud between him and Ricky Gervais?

go to bed, suzanne

she's alright

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>not Richard "Dickie Anders" Anderson as the top column

An actor who pretends to be stupid and plebs round here buy into that hook, line and sinker.

I couldn't find a pic

It was addressed....to Mr. Dilkington.

Baby Dead

Tired of being the butt of all jokes, wanted to just live happily with his money

Pretty much this, Ricky has to be beyond annoying to work with as funny as it was. He gave up on acting simply because of it, which is a shame because he was really great in Derek. All three sort of went there separate ways in the end

Matches up with what Karl says about her arse getting fat but used to be alright looking

All three just drifted apart. I think there's more of feud between Ricky and Steve now. Steve would get really defensive whenever anybody brought up that horrible David Brent movie

Foodage is pauly shore u fuckin fag

Probably because he didn't get asked to be in it or was even told about it until much later on. He'd still get paid a share for the Office rights though, but I think they might have just had a falling out a few years ago and decided to cease their ability to work together.

Ricky Gervais hasn't even been funny since like 2003 or some shit

Ricky and Steve are like a couple who stayed together for their kid, and now Karl's out of the picture they have no reason to keep it going.

The more they show how the show isn't staged, the more staged it looks.

So what did he act in before he was Karl Pilkington?

Absolute Radio is complete fucking shit I hope Christian O'Connel dies in a fire

clearly hamming it up and putting on an act

>not Camp David, the right queer gay

>not Hoe Lee Fuk with his girlfriend Achu

He looks like Pierre Woodman
>pute

No matter how many times I hear that story that line always kills me

AFAIK, Merchant thought (rightfully imo) the David Brent story was finished after the Christmas special and didn't want it revived.

Ricky did it anyway and Merchant turned out to be right.

>Have you seen the new X-Men film, Steve?
>No I haven't, Karl. Tell me about it.
>Awww, you should see it.
>Go on. Why?
>Cause there's this- there's this, uhm- there's this thing in it.
>Go on.
>Uhh...
>What, a stupid, bald Mancunian tosser?!
>No, weirder than that.
>There isn't anything weirder than that.
>It had big eyes, it was gangly...

That's my favorite.
Rick gets so fucking mad.
>Play a record Karl before I knock you out!
>Maybe they could come up with 'ey Jude'
>Alright I'll see you all Monday

Those are two different people though

Have you seen his daughter?

Here's the redpill, OP. Karl ruined Ricky and Steve's perfect comedy dynamic and the episodes where he's not there are the best ones.

no. show me.

How is Merchant in Logan? I don't like superhero movies and I've never watched any of the X-Men ones but it'd be interesting to see him in a serious role.

Still a bit wurzely but it's a bigger part than I had thought it would be.

He's great, though it's weird at first hearing his voice outside XFM and podcasts

>bigger part than I had thought

By which I mean the role, not his penis.

>not 'not his eyes'

wasted

can't be bothered

yeah i think his real name is Graham actually, good point

Karl is the most simpleminded but the wisest really. He works with Ricky and Steve because he's the polar opposite of them and not in a negative way.

He died

>another "Karl is fake" pleb who' only watched the animated show and listened to the podcasts and never heard XFM

Weird innit..

Imagine being Graham in the early 2000s, getting the acting gig, easy at first just pressing buttons and reading the script to Gervais. Then before he knows it he's changed his identity to Karl in order to not give it all away and is making fun of his own real name on a Podcast and pretending that it's not all been a sham.

Or maybe Karl is totally genuine and he simply became self aware of why people found him funny when the podcasts came around. (Which is why the podcasts arent as good).

Here's a quick rundown on Karl Pilkington

>The BBC bows to him
>In contact with primates
>Possesess bullshit detection abilities
>Owns radio and telly globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient english royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Pilkinburg will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of jellyfish DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be orangeheaded manc cunt babies
>said to have an IQ of 70, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in dirty council estates in Manchester

He's an author now

Pretty sure it turned out te chick on the right works at sky or something

Merchant wasn't in Derek right? s01 of that was alright, but then s02 was very cheap like the Brent movie.

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Karl's interactions with Warwick were absolutely fascinating.

next james bond

you just know she looks exactly like this though.

W O K E

There would be lots of bananas in their hand luggage.

The Redpill is that Karl isn't always full of shit.

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>2:15

Where are you guys getting the name 'graham' from?

karl into THICCCCCCCC

ma man

wait is this true

Other way round buddy. Anyone who listened to the XFM show knows of the Ken Dodd story, which is pretty solid evidence that they make some stories up

>It could be your brother

Warwick is a cunt, desperate for the credibility that he'll never have. Karl's right, he wore a fucking bear suit in Star Wars.

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Yeah, you're right. I think he was in in Coronation Street. You mong.

There are only 600 mountain gorillas left in the wild, but 100,000 gorillas left in the world in total.

That's no proof at all you moron. Play a record.

You need to listen to the XFM sessions friendo

with a little chimp fella as the pilot

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REKT

When peoplevstarted calling Karl fake, gervais wrote this sarcastic article saying that they were right and that it was some guy named graham.

Kek. Karl is amazing at insults

Alright kek this got me.

Imagine Larry David and Karl pilkinton hanging out over coffee or something

That would be epic for the win

>people just forget that a story happened to them and not someone else
okay buddy

thanks for the info nerd

There is such a thing as false memories. Maybe he told it incorrectly the first time and then someone corrected him. It's entirely possible. I'm pretty sure something like this has happened with me and my brother.

Also this is just not enough. to call a career of ten years fake.

>How are you doing, KEN?

How is that proof?

You mean like the time Karl remembered something because his mum told him it happened?

Remember me something else lad

The first time he told that story, it happened to him. The second time, it was his dad who said it

I don't think they'd like eachother, or have anything to talk about.

>karl into THICCCCCCCC

I doubt it given how much he goes on about her fat arse

bretty gud

was the red haired lady on pilkipedia confirmed not Suzanne?

Bullshit Karl is basically Kramer constantly berating common practices/norms like LD. Think they'd get along really well.

What picture?