Official laugh at ABUs thread

come one come all

Imagine choosing to support man Utd

Imagine being that beige a person lmao

>choosing
revealed something about your own nature here, pal.

>implying your not a pathetic glory hunter from some shithole like Bolton

t. prawn sandwich eating cancer

>no poopba
>manure players tired

bring on sunday

kys m8

>being this abu

>choosing to support a team
>CHOOSING
>C H O O S I N G
still laughing desu.

im a NEET virgin and even I cant imagine being that pathetic desu

gloryhunting chooses you, idiots. trust me, am paki

>beige
United is the most baroque English club there is.
Always drama, big personalities and if you exclude the last few years obscene amounts of success.
Literally the only premier league club that gets my attention.

>that flag
opinion disregarded

Enjoy your Arsenals, Liverpoops, Chelskis and City financial groups then.
Guess I am not enough of a connoisseur to appreciate them.

its literally the most bland boring thing you could do, support the biggest club that wins all the time

these are the same sort of people that watch top gear and have a picture of a car as their facebook pic, and go to the cinema to see superhero movies

>i'm a man utd fan from shrewsbury
>i-i-i-i-t's o-kay t-though i s-suppot them bcos its my d-dad's t-team!!!1!1!!!

pathetic cunt.

funny how its always utd, liverpool, arsenal etc fans that trot out that as a bandwaggoning excuse. you never seem to see anyone supporting chesterfield or swindon because their dad supports them do you?

Imagine choosing which football team you support, how fucking American

Well that's because people don't question the validity of Chesterfield or Swindon fans support.

everyone chooses who they support.

the only morons who say they didnt choose are the likes of yourself who like to try pretend they had no choice but to support the biggest team in the country because of some farcical reason like their dad supported them. you made the choice to support them because they win all the time and it was convenient. you wouldnt have made the same choice if your dad supported queen of the south fc.

Why do you support man utd then?

where you held at gunpoint and told to?

why did you have no choice in this

Imagine being this plastic like holy fuck

ABUs itt on suicide watch. Knocked off their perch

i support greenock morton lad.

the absolute state of you.

>Scotcuck
No wonder your so bitter, enjoy supporting alcoholic fc

United players will have had an extra days rest over City, ya dingus.

Don't watch capeshit, don't have a facebook. United have entertained me for years.
Would any of the other "big six" be more acceptable? 90% of the games those kind of teams are favourites.
I don't want to waste my time watching shit football.

>he watches top gear

t. Abdul Farad Al-Fazwali from Bolton

>tfw live less than 1.5 miles from Old Trafford

Only british TV i watch is David Attenborough