He's totally clean. Not even a speeding ticket

>He's totally clean. Not even a speeding ticket.

> it's like he didn't exist until two years ago

>before that, he was a ghost. No records

>Keep digging, I know he's hiding something

>I know I've seen this guy before, but where...

>I've nearly got a trace I just need 10 more seconds

>tfw completely clean not even a speeding ticket

The thing is that I do often speed 5mph over the speed limit, just have never been caught.

>Here's the evidence, send it over to the eggheads at lab.

>c'mon, think dammit, think!

>He did a nickel upstate for armed robbery.

>You've got 6 million

literally me

stop making these threads
they stopped being funny and original

>No prints, he must have worn gloves. We're dealing with a professional here

>This guy played too many videogames

Monsters like you belong on death row.

>these right wing militias just won't stop murdering innocent colored people

nice blog reddit

>don't do it, Jimmy
>Jimmy does it anyway

>HAVE YOU EVER LANDED A PLANE
>NO BUT I'VE SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN PLAYSTATION SIMULATORS

Its responses like these that make me come back to tv

> Wants to keep it in thr family
> Keeps it in the pussy instrad

>his record is crisp
>you know what that means, right
>agent. possibly russian

>In english, Doc?

>what does this do?
>NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTO-

> that _was_ plan B

>RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN

> great, you shot the invisible swordsman

>find any bullet casings?
>No
>Exactly
>this guy's a mastermind. Probably not his first kill.

>Heh, not bad ...
>... for a human

>Who IS that guy?

>come on baby
>pulls accelerator to max
>HOLD ON
>shhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>two days before retirement

>put it back in his pants!
>it's too stiff, just let me slicken it up a little and it'll slide right in..
pure kino

and here comes the degenerate ruining the thread
let me remind you that this is a sfw board
I'm outta here

>same MO...
>you know what this means right?
>serial killer

I'm totally clean. Not even a reprimand for littering.

>Just like the simulation

...

Explain pls

I don't get it

5 over is not even speeding

...

10/10

>Hey, calm down. You've done this over a million times in the simulator.
>Yeah... Yeah you're right. *deep breath* okay, lets do it.
>*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
>WHATS HAPPEBING

Kek

Yup

Fuuuuug

>No records, nothing. How the hell are we gonna find this guy?
>Uh, sir? He's at the front desk... just requested a meeting with you

>"Let me just run this smudged, partial fingerprint through the database and-... We got a hit!"

>What?! This guys taking about 5 places on the most wanted! Arrest him!
>No can do, we need him.

I don't get it.

My mother and I went to see Fool's Gold literally because they had a line like that in the trailer.

>You're a loose cannon Gronkowski
>If you pull another stunt like that you're off the case
>Turn in your badge and your gun

WATS THE MATTA WITH YOU? WATS THE MATTA WITH YOU?

>detective and partner enter coffee shop
>"hello have you seen this woman" *slides photograph across the counter*
>coffee selling woman: "oh im not quite sure i have bad memory tee hee. so anyways she came by about three weeks back wearing light blue jeans that were ripped on the left knee and a yellow blouse, she was there with a nervous looking man that kept fingering for something in his jacket pocket, that guy weirded me out. they paid cash for one espresso and one vegan late with extra foam"
>"alright call us if you remember anything else"

>The question isn't WHERE are we?
>It's WHEN are we?

Kill yourself, scumbag.

>Your little stunt in the public square yesterday nearly cost us 3 men! Not to mention property damage!
>But chief, I got the perp didn't I?
>listen here kid, you operate by MY rules, no more of this reckless behavior!

>He's so clean he's practically Canadian

One of the cringiest lines from Psych

All of these tropes seem so familiar but I can't remember a time when I've actually seen any of them on screen

It's parking ticket

>How did you know?
>I designed it.

Mr Brooks did this,holy shit it was bad


>it's him
>how do you know
>the bullet casings are missing,we never reported that to the press

>Sir, this is a no smoking zone!
>[character proceeds to smoke anyway]

>wait
>go back
>there
>zoom in
>ENHANCE
>that's our guy
>let's move

That speeding ticket remark happens in Law & Order all the time.

> Did you really have to break so much furniture?
>You tell me, you had a pretty good view from behind your desk

holy shit kek

>"sir, SIR! this isnt a designated street"
>character shits anyway

not many people here will get Bollywood memes, user

and your other gun

and your other badge

>WAIT STOP
>There
>Zoom here
>"We got him"

nice blog, reddit

>gimme a cup of joe

>Police chief loudly calls out a Hispanic officer by their last name

They only start to care if you're 10 over

>HERNANDEZ YOU FUCKING BEANER GET THE FUCK IN HERE

>por que el cheffe?

>WE GOT A FUCKING SUSPECT AND I CANT UNDERSTAND HIS FUCKING MONKEY LANGUAGE

Has anyone ever been pulled over for doing less than 10 over?

And your OTHER other gun

This actually made my day, thank you user, thank you

I GOT THE MAYOR BREATHING DOWN MY NECK

>Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne

>He policed his own brass

These made-up words mean nothing

>tfw I've been pulled over right after smoking weed
I sucked down half a cigarette waiting for the officer to get to my window and he either didn't expect a thing or didn't care.

>Villain calls the police department
>Every officer in the building picks up the phone at the same time to listen in
>Villain makes it clear he knows they're all listening

>officer who first picks up the phone says "yes"
>silence
>officer places the phone on his shoulder make shout motions and points to his phone violently
>WE ARE TRACKING HIM, 50 SECONDS
>villain and lead detective carry out their battle of wits
>10 SECONDS
>detective: "you had a troubled childhood, didn't you villain"
>villain: "well well detective i have misjudged you"
>2 SECONDS
>villain hangs up
>FUCK

>You're gonna be breaking in a new partner today Kockoraboraski
>But chief, I work alone

>Polish are stereotyped as stupid
>all movie cops are Polish

What did (((they))) mean by this?

...

NCIS and CSI are the worst offenders. Law and Order used to be better, but SVU ruined that.

sensible chuckle

>Get back in there and get me a confession

>everyone looks at the guy on the tracking device
>shakes his head
>DAMMIT
>lead cop throws phone

>lawyer walks in
>"don't tell them anything"
>"this is a violation of my client's rights"
>"i'll have your ass for this"

>cop disconnects the camera
>roughs up the suspect

I swear this happened every episode on The Shield.

>There's absolutly, positively, no WAY I'm doing this
>the next scene is the character doing exactly that and saying "I can't believe I'm doing this"

>pulled over twice
>each were a year apart
>able to expunge them from my record by playing CS:GO while some 6 hour video plays about driving safely in the background
>did the video thing for a friend for $300 because he really didn't wanna do it

>>did the video thing for a friend for $300 because he really didn't wanna do it

90% of the show was tongue in cheek anyway

the parts that weren't really brought it down in later seasons