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>laffs

pls no Nilsson pls no Nilsson pls no Nilsson

>the carolina hurricanes have not won a game in vancouver since october 15, 1999.

>laffs

also holy fuck this entrance """""music"""""

Kys

markstrom already confirmed to start

>anthem singer tapping herself

Is it autism?

Win guaranteed

Nilsson, in case I haven't mentioned it before, is shit

>cant find any streams because nhl.tv is dead
>lazyman is also dead
>dont pay for cable so cant watch on tv
any links?

i thought kippers did a pretty good job with the anthem tonight

Sup old friends! Missed you fuckers. This season is exceeding my expectations, OUR YEAR levels are off the charts

lazyman is dead because it just rebroadcasts nhltv.

>all those empty seats
yikes

>tfw no canes fans to bully into oblivion like we did to Laffers

jej

Holy shit, you're back

I'm pretty sure everyone, including large Arctic muskoxen roaming the frozen tundra in extreme polar Asia, know that this year is our year

you could have gotten tickets from the canucks website for like $30. probably get them on the street for under $20.

>whistles : the game

Living in the states atm, been busy as fuck. All the games are later in my time zone which fucks my shit up. Is Kippers alive? ButtblastedOilersfan?

If we make the playoffs I'm gonna make a new extreme poster, got one half made right now. I'm pretty fucking hyped on Boeser and co, not gonna lie.

>I'm pretty sure everyone, including large > >Arctic muskoxen roaming the frozen tundra in extreme polar Asia, know that this year is our year

never change

>this game so far

Good to be back with the most gentlemenly sportsmen in all of sports

A hoe.

i think that guy was eating a hamburger out of a shoebox

>play for 10 seconds
>whistle
>faceoff
>another 10 seconds before another whistle
sweet jesus lads

Does Carolina have the most 90's uni/logo combo possible?

Know that feel. Kippers disappeared a few weeks back, haven't seen Oilbro this year.

>if we make the playoffs
>if

Bruh it's our year

>never change
>from the greatest creator of Nucks OC in /hoc/ history

Good feels

How could a team so sportsmanlike and gentlemanly NOT win it all this year?

Humble gentlemanly nucks giving the Hurricanes the first powerplay

not quite

Oh yeah one last one, did that insufferable 'CanucksWILLmaketheplayoffs' kid die in a fire as hoped?

>pylon edler
SWEDISH DEFENSE

i think that was kips

It was in fact Kips

The gang's almost all back together

M-Me too

>tfw Edler is old and broken and can barely even score on the laffs

Sad to see a great player declining

I grip n' sipp from my Cup while I watch Vancouver riot, your bullying has no power over me

also
>midweek late night puck drop

at least he gets to decide when he's going to retire.... unlike dorsett :'(

he's only 31, he's just lazy

>ancient meme cup

>coolantrolina relocanes

based horvat

>Derek "Conn Smythe" Dorsett's career ended just before his team wins it all

F

They better engrave his name on the Cup, rules be damned

31 is like 97 in Swede years. In their natural habitat, they've usually been beheaded by then

I can't get on board with any bullying of Canesbros. The whole country owes them for 2006

>that game when Derek "4D Chess" Dorsett started a fight to open up a 4 on 4 and give the canucks space to move the puck and get a comeback win
:(

meat and potatoes kinda guy

WHAT

KIPS IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT

>4D Chess
>4 on 4
>gets 4 sequential digits

Dorsett confirmed for without a doubt the highest hockey IQ to ever play the game

And now he's gone ;_;

Grapes gave him a good sendoff though

>trap game
fugggg

>Kraft Dinner and chicken strips
Name a more comfy hockey watching meal, lads.

i got kfc but i felt like shit after eating it. you're consuming like a litre of grease

>t. 0 of 3
>t. abandoned for Seattle's expansion Cup run while Carolina stays put

nobody said expansion team, only that there would be a potential nhl team in seattle. that could mean a relocation, and canes are pretty much next in line tbqhwy

>living in the past
That's a trait of Quebecers. Are you preparing yourself when the Canes relocate to Quecbec city?

F

>12-3 shots
>against the canes

how many people are at the game tonight? 17000?

wew that was nice

OHHH SHIT SON

WAS THAT SOME SEDINERY

I THINK IT WAS

BUT WHAT ELSE CAN YOU EXPECT FROM THE VANCOUVER "2017-18 CUP CHAMPIONS" CANUCKS

LOCK THE PARADE PLANS IN

OUR FUCKING YEAR

Every true hockey fan is with them in spirit

trader jim has done it again. even if he isnt an allstar hes still better than poodan

You now remember that time where trader gypsy jim benning swindled the flim flams TWICE

boys finally woke up

I will finally be able to correct my greatest regret in life:

Not roasting a marshmallow in the fires of the riot in downtown vancouver

>Sup Forums Nucksbro Victory Riot meetup and police car campfire cookout

We have to make this happen

>tfw moved to vancouver 3 years ago
>missed the olympics and the 2011 run

would fly to vancouver for this desu

count me in desu

>virtanen shoots when he shouldve passed
>passes when he should've shot
kek. great shift though

>5-on-5 power plays

>without the sedins
impressive

My mind says Boeser but my body says Horvat

bretty good 2nd period lads

>tfw you get to have both
feels good to be a canuck fan

Nothing can stop the Vancouver Ouryears

...

>all these weak-ass "slashing" calls

I mean, it's nice to have a PP, but Bettman can fuck right off with this shit

PENULTY

I fucking love pouliot, that goal gets a quick shitty OC

...

BASED VANEK INCREASING HIS TRADE VALUE

Woooo OH OH OH OOOOH OOOHH

LITERALLY UNSTOPPABLE PP

THOMAS "TOP SHELF COOKIES" VANEK DOES IT AGAIN

CANES BTFO

BUT IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT

NO TEAM IN THE NHL CAN STOP THE VANCOUVER "THREEPEAT GUARANTEED" CANUCKS

OUR YEAR

EVERY YEAR

JUST HAND THE CUP OVER BEFORE FEELINGS GET HURT

kek

sedins 1 more year, 2 - 3 m each?

>know its our year
>trying to stop the slaughter before feelings get hurt
goddamn can anyone even compete with our sportsmanship?

i have a feeling markstrom will get a shutout right before garret makes a comment about it which results in a goal

they retire and >we sign karlsson instead

fug no, we cant afford meme defense

All the Nucks want to do is spare every other team the inevitable heartbreak of losing to them, since in our year there can be only one final victor

But, they know, as elite hockey players themselves, that the other team's pride and professionalism compels them to skate out into the blue and green meat grinder every game.

So must it be, and with grave respect for their opponent's commitment to the game we all love, the Canucks lace their skates and proceed to blow them the fuck out.

It is tragic, but beautiful in its own way

nucks

...

i'd prefer ekman-larsson over karlsson tbqh, much cheaper. karlsson lost a bit of edge after his injury, he's going to wind up being overpayed

beautiful senpai

>that guy flashing

juolevi when

>"Don't Feel Sorry For Me" by Derek Dorsett

sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/letter-derek-dorsett-dont-feel-sorry/

is someone cutting onions in here

derrick "dorsett" puilliot

anyone else feeling sleepy?

is he eligible for the olympics? never seen him play in the NHL

he was in the young stars tourney