high IQ players
/cric/
the STATE of ingurlel
Cringe.
>england
Follow-on fags BTFO
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Smith. u wouldnt say this shit to him at BBL, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
First for Coulter-Nile destroying the BBL
>england
haha
where do i get my gold coin refund?
Should we shitpost Sri Lanka vs Lung Cancer Day 5?
In Australia I Milly Rock
*Dabs*
Stop encouraging non-test cricket. It's already shit enough with one days.
>All this media hype about England starting a record chase
>Insinuations that the Ashes have started to swing in England's
>Everyone hating on Smith
>Some Brit betting his life-savings on England to win
>go 51/6
P A T H E T I C
>we are the army
>the barmy army
cringe
Is the Indian who couldn't afford a pack of ciggy's here?
/cric/ feeling very reddit today.
>England
More like LOW-TEST cricket
hangs out with the hottest GUYS
How can one country be so good at inventing sports yet so bad at playing them?
see you in a week lads
t. low TEST cricket tragic
Kino Car Crash Collapse
>only once in test match history has a team not enforced the follow on and lost.
>10th highest run chase in test match history
>highest at Adelaide
>highest English run chase
I think the youngest of those records is a few decades old and people still thought England would do it. There's a reason sports teams employ statisticians to analyse the fuck out of the figures.
Oh well. Time to a shit and an early night.
>losing 6 wickets for 57 runs
the Australian who cant till my dole comes in at 12 is
Australia officially placed on homicide watch
nothing is more reddit than your team of soyboys
>"ahh yes the barmy we see a very knowledgeable group of fans"
>*yells incoherently*
Steve Smith: Grand Chessmaster
For that lad looking for that french movie at the end of the last thread.
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:b4d49ff48952211c1fd43913ab6fe6b71a593f4b
It's called reductio ad absurdum you intellectual plebbyweight. The accomplishment made "per capita" are irrelevant because sporting victories are not handed our per capita.
This is admittedly partially my fault for interacting with a seppoo
>LE LOSE TO WIN MAYMAY X D X D X D X D
Don't believe this. Post screeny of your bank account balance.
nothing was more reddit than this post
made a grand tonight
really don't like the pattern on australia's shirts guys
For the lad looking for that french movie end of the last thread.
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Might want to add a bunch of public trackers also.
nothing was more reddit than this post
Pure Reddit comment chain right here
His average should be infinity
Is he a 56er?
>there are AUSTRALIANS in here that DOUBTED Smith
Return your IDs pls
hate kfc desu
>smith in charge of having autism
>no more ashes til 14th
Gonna kill myself lads
poof
he can't even count to 4
Freshcunts are here RIGHT NOW who don't not realise copy pasting cringe comments from r/cricket is a /cric/ staple
goosey and the /nrl/ lads will NOT be happy with this post
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>my early conditions
>poot still doesn't understand why bowling first was a shit decision
jesus christ englel
Didn't know those stats. Very interesting. Thanks user.
Try the suicide bag, lad
who would win
>the nation that invetned test cricket and created a global empire just to spread it
>some fidgety autistic guy with man boobs
paypal me 21.50
thats an /nrl/ meme m8
Christ lad.
>when you win so much you don't even know how much you've won
I think I could take them on
Or you can just use common sense
>Bowling two innings in a row is a strain on the bowlers in general, particularly if you only have 4
Post best rivals in cricket
I thought Aussies were supposed to be tough, ya fanny bastard?
My favourite cricketer is Denagamage Proboth Mahela de Silva Jayawardene
Russia and Djibouti
Bustin Bustin Bustin Bustin
Rugby and Sailing.
That too. In the last whitewash series I recall there being a stat along the lines of England only had about three days where they didn't field at all throughout the entire series. That's going to take its toll on any team.
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rajibul btfo
dont want to see any more screencaps of that fraud
What have I told you cunts about posting Piers Morgan on here? REEEEEEEEEE
REDDIT
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They need to drop Vince and move Bairstow up the order.
Only bright side to this is I can vacate the thread before Braintard wakes up.
think about it, when was the last time you watched a test match with am exciting final day? now, when was the last time you watched a t20 with an exciting final day? yer... thought so..
10 overs left, i'd be happy to enforce the follow on.
The issue that noone has talked about is that if australia enforced the follow on, and england got through the semi tired bowlers that night, they could have concievably batted on and scored 350 odd. Forcing australia to try and chase down under lights to win where they would have have had the momentum.
Unironically lost it last night losing that late wicket. Australia loves le late fightback Aussie battla le Aussie comeback.
England needs Stokes and probably Wood although at least in that second dig they proved they could bowl. They fucked up on the first couple of days mainly.
I have never watched an exciting cricket match of any sort
Is r/cricket good for Ashes threads?
reminder that the wbbl starts this weekend and that the sydney sixers will win it
>today
>exciting
yes
Full of cringey "humour" and "banter", and Aussie/Indian circlejerks. /cric/ is unironically the most impartial and best place for cricket discussion.
No one unironically likes memeslog here, let alone women's cricket.
Root is crying on BTsports lads
*10 overs less
i do
>(You)
what does impartial mean?
This game has confirmed my pre-Ashes suspicions
>Eng's batting is not good enough
>Eng's bowlers don't have enough firepower in Aus conditions.
It means part of something
Is being an opener the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being an opening batsman. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are blocking, leaving, nudging and taking the shine off the ball for at least 18 overs, solely so it can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little ball- seeing off the early swing, hitting it into the rough, avoiding letting it get the edge, nudging the odd one to the boundary without getting cocky. All of it has one simple result: its condition is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually smash it in every direction
Prepared the perfect ball? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way it was swinging earlier, who comes in at 3. He gets to fuck its tight seam every delivery. He gets the benefits of its scuffed and swingless condition that came from the way you prepared it.
As an opening batsman, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 overs of your life simply to prepare a ball for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
Alri, Sherlock
What are you lads getting for christmas?
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>England is bad at batting
>England is bad at bowling
I almost feel bad for you, but not really
BASED SMOTH PLAYING THE LONG CON.
Also cheeky Coles run returned the spoils lads.
The Ashes
3 - 0
Cuckoldry is the thinking man's fetish.
a gf