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Who are we all watching tonight then? Who's going out, who's going through

Tonight's fixtures

Liverpool - Spartak Moscow
NK Maribor - Sevilla
Feyenoord -Napoli
Shakhtar Donetsk - Man City
FC Porto - Monaco
RB Leipzig - Besiktas
Real Madrid - B Dortmund
Tottenham - Apoel Nicosia

are these groups already decided?

Waxtap will go through with a point so it probably is since city will play a weak squad.

Yeah, it's already decided that all the Spanish times are shite

I know Tottenham are fielding academy players since they're already confirmed top of the group with a game in hand.

with no direct games in between them
>liverpool/sevilla and spartak/sevilla for 1st and 2nd
>shaktar/napoli for 2nd
>oporto/leipzig for 2nd
meh what a shit afternoon of '''''''''''''''''champions''''''''''''''' league

>napoli begging pep to try and win

can guarantee pep will try to oblige them and tire all his players out before the derby

>Si el Liverpool es mañana primero de grupo, el Chelsea solo tendrá tres rivales posibles en octavos (Barça, PSG y Besiktas) y la probabilidad de un Barça-Chelsea en octavos será exactamente de un 43.314%

Translation: If Liverpool is 1st in their group, Chelsea will only have 3 possible rivals in the round of 16, and the probability of a Barcelona-Chelsea match is exactly 43.314%

If Liverpool and Chelsea both finish second we're guaranteed some tears

>Liverpool - Spartak Moscow
1-1
>NK Maribor - Sevilla
0-3
>Feyenoord -Napoli
0-3
>Shakhtar Donetsk - Man City
0-3
>FC Porto - Monaco
0-1
>RB Leipzig - Besiktas
1-0
>Real Madrid - B Dortmund
2-1
>Tottenham - Apoel Nicosia
5-0

>any team not named halal getting Besiktas
lmao

>city 3-0

unlikely, they will play a weak team while waxtap will be going for it. probably a loss or draw

cant wait until based UEFA draws the english clubs to play against eachother to remove all the boring clubs

clubs in the same league cant be drawn in the ro16

Which game is decisive?

none are directly afaik

Real Madrid vs. Dortmund seems to have the best chance of upset.

Small games can have a huge difference

Even city's weak team can still beat them

So what then? Should I just watch RM and Tsupost all afternoon? This tournament seems boring

>the greatest club football competition in the world seems boring

if you don't like football just say so lad

The good guys played yesterday and the bad guys play today, makes you think.

They should really get rid of that. It forces the same match-ups over and over.

will Tottenham play with a B-Team?

You smell that? Do you smell that?

The Nit, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.

I love the smell of the Nit in the morning. You know, one time we have built a stadium over 12 years.

When it was all over, I walked up.

We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinking dink body, all got eaten.

But the smell, you know that dead man smell, the whole stadium. Smelled like... The victory with a taste of Eenit. Someday this shit gonna wash off...

yeah, if only we got the opportunity to watch a manchester derby some time...

Just a daily reminder: Spartak was slave and faggot

Another homeless from gay-petersburg with pain in ass

Spartak slave club and sodomite.

That would be pretty exciting in the CL. Liverpool-Utd in the EL was a big tie that I looked forward to, for example. City-Utd in the CL would be absolutely huge. Plus, like I said we wouldn't be getting the same match-ups so often as we've been getting in the last few years.

You can't spell Slave without Slav

You can’t spell England without Muhammad.

sleighve

da ento tak

guys, spartak was a slave and faggot

E-N-G-L-A-N-D

Done fàm

im really really fucking tired of football

Spartak will punish loserpool bydlo with its thick black penises.

bro, spartak is shit

Spartak was a free heteroseksual person. Zinit was a coprophil.

>Russian banter

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No, eto is not tak. Spartak is velikiy.

zenit is shit

What has to be the score for livershit to be eliminated?

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Anzhi Machicakalakak are /Elite/

0-4

Andrey Olegovich Yeshchenko is a professional Russian football player who plays as a defender for FC Spartak Moscow: «У «Cпapтaк» oтличнaя линия aтaки, пycкaй «Ливepпyль» oпacaeтcя»

Better than “English humor”.
Any loss.

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>Another homeless from gay-petersburg with pain in ass
Never going to get tired of russian banter..

Yes

bring back the 2nd group stage

Russian second striker from Spartak Moscow (Ilyia Kutepov) - be afraid murikans.

Pennywise is “It”
Loserpool is shit

>This is who Dumbocrats think is hacking their Elections

Can Liverpoo slip tonight?

Da ento tak

Liverpool

>madridwinslol
Yeah, *********greatest*********

>

oh damn man, promessi and adriano gonna rape this liverclub dog, ez win

Spartak has h2h victory already so if they win by any margin they will get in ifer liverpoo

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>90
>91
>92
>93
>94
>95

Which minute does based Sterling save the day in tonight lads? Taking bets

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YOBANY PUTIN FUCK YOU

> Ederson; Danilo, Adarabioyo, Mangala, Foden; Gundogan, Fernandinho, Touré; B Silva, Jesus, Sané

Guess the positions lol

Saved

looked this up for myself and posting it for all of you:
>Group leaders Liverpool, 9 pts
>2nd place Sevilla, 8 pts
>3rd Sparta Moskva: 6 pts
>4th: Maribor with 2

Which club in your country has the biggest number of bydlo (scum, lumpen) supporters?

EENIT

spartak

Schalke ez

Zenit Sankt-Pidorah

I find it disgusting that Jardim is playing his D team to allow Porto to go through at the expense of Leipzig desu

portugueses are the jews of football

Every working class city in the world. For example city with big ports (Rotterdam, Antwerp)

Love Champions League nights lads

But there can be customers from other cities that don’t have teams in premier league.

Anyone got s stream for the waxtap/city game besides the Facebook live one? It’s 4:3 and Reddit’s only useful subreddit isn’t loading for me

pep is literally too smart for us mere mortals

good fantasy team y/n?

Damn bourgeois! 05.11.1917. Don't forget October!

Пpoлeтapии вceх cтpaн, coeдиняйтecь!
Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt Euch!
Workers of the world, unite!

can Liverpool really fuck this up? they should have been through after the fourth match

No Liverpool thread?

suck my cock

stream for red bull beşiktaş pls

Who /waxtap/ here?

Of course they can, Spartak is a decent team

no point in individual threads tonight, so many nothing games

>the 'dit is down
>can't find a good acestream

maybe

So many important games*

we're in here lads

>Tottenham fielding their z team

Are they trying to cuck Dortmund even further?

Hohols

tfw no comfy hat

lazio