/147/ UK Championships 2017

Fourth round (best of 11 frames)

13:00 GMT

M King (Eng) v J Higgins (Sco)

G Dott (Sco) v S Maguire (Sco)

19:00 GMT

Li Hang (Chn) v R Day (Wal)

J Perry (Eng) v M Allen (NI)

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Anyway, Dotty is /ourboy/ for this tournament, right?

Good afternoon lads

>0-6

Do they have TVs in Romania?

You neet lad. Always see u on here

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yes, and we actually have the best internet in europe techworm.net/2017/06/top-5-countries-fastest-internet-world-2017.html

>this frame

ref trying so hard to look cute

well she is, kinda

>riggins wins another tournament

these colours spread wider than ur mams legs on a friday night

I like her but she's no Michaela

Boring game lads

zzzzzzzzzzzz

What makes him so delightful boys?

he fucked a redhead once

I don't mean why is he happy, I mean why is he so likeable?

wait nvm I just got it.

saaaank yuuu

I miss him bros

"When ya 'go' here though, Pete, it is a fuckin nightmare this place"

Anybody order a taxi?

lol

Steve, mate, gis us a lift back to Lester pls

'no'

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hello ausbro

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'ello, bruv.

When hes shit he is dire, its stephen maguire

Even when he loses he wins, it's John Riggins

MCGUIRE ON FIRE hehe

GOANMARK!
>FUCKRIGGINS

>Kong

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>'elp

[extending intensifies]

>getting tattoos on your hands

>getting tattoos
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>getting tattoos

Now I want a lollypop.

Higgins got this

This frame

Nerves innit

WHERE IS THE CUT BALL GOING? /riggins/

were the odds too good on king to not to put a cheeky mill on it john?

H-ggins doesn't want to win.

"Yes I will fix the game for 300k" - John Higgins
Why is he playing?

>Diggins

Clearly fixed ending.

>all these shitters still in
>no ding

Bad tournament

KING KONG BING BONG

Ding is putting all his concentration on the Worlds

Riggins DUMPED OUT of UK Championships

Good old Mark King. Hope he at least makes the semis so he can have a nice few quid to fund his chronic gambling addiction

All ready for the evening session?

ready for comfy

Good, m8.

Any man got a working stream?

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/snooker/41756191

Turn the tele on and put it on bbc red button lad

>tfw missed Riggins getting beaten

Can't wait for Rpmmie to shit the bed and the rest of the rounds to feel like watching the Riga Masters

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>yan walking round with a bunch of balls in his hand no fucks given

>not living in the royal lands of her majesty the queen

tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcredbutton
this is working

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RIP china snooker man

>crumbling city of china

>Perry

those are some lovely tits

hey guys, hows it going? Just wondering. Because chinks are permanently squinting, are they all naturally long sighted?? I swear I'm not racist.

Will this be Shorn's tournament?

i hope not

Just got home the fookin traffics a nightmare

What takes more skill, a 147 or a 9-Darter?

I can't decide.

Elliot Slessor was in my year at school ama

a 147 as the situation of the table is different each time

did he eat like pigs too?

>What takes more skill, a 147 or a 9-Darter?

A snooker player could feasibly have a 9-darter. A darts player could never make a 147.

>A snooker player could feasibly have a 9-darter.

kek no

>kek no

I don't mean he could just randomly have one. I mean if he started playing at like age 25 and worked at it for a few years, I would believe it if somebody told me he's had a 9-darter. A darts player could not pick up a cue at age 25 and eventually have a max.

That's just my perspective on the question. You're welcome to disagree.

only 9 players have ever managed to make more than 1 televised 9 darter, and only 8 have managed more then 1 televised 147's.

51 televised 9 darters vs 133 televised 147's

i'd say they're about the same level of difficulty. a 147 requires at least a bit of good fortune, which makes it easier or more difficult than a 9 darter depending on which way you look at it. a 9 darter is just pure skill and bottle

Don't think I can go on lads, all the players I like are out