How much money would it take for you to appear in a full-frontal nude scene?

How much money would it take for you to appear in a full-frontal nude scene?

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I'll do it for free

30 million US dollars

Most people on this board would be paid off just to keep their clothes on.

£0.00.
I used to get naked when drunk on a weekly basis, in public and at house parties.
All they'd have to do is buy me a bottle of whiskey and let me get to work.

Will 90s era Sherilyn Fenn be there?

Me? $1000 at least. I'm not an actor though.

This

I've got a big penis so I've nothing to be ashamed off.

epic :^)
people here are such losers

I have genitalia similar to Cillian Murphy's so whatever he got paid for 28 Days Later.

I can't think of an exact figure, but it would have to be a big enough payday to live luxuriously off of for the rest of my life.

It would be an embarrassing thing that would result in great ridicule and self loathing. Enough shame and humiliation to last a lifetime. The money better be good. I have a small penis.

I can confirm after Sup Forums raids on HWNDU

If I was an actor and a scene called for it I would do it without much hesitation. I'm not an attractive woman so there's no real stigma around it.

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>Sup Forums comprised entirely of untermenschen and non-whites

I'm still pissed off at that. What a bunch of poseurs.

$1000, I could not afford to pay them more.

about tree fiddy

Related.

Can I work out for a month first?

My body is covered in acne vulgaris so I probably wouldn't ever do it unless it was enough money for me to escape society completely

>being this obsessed with a Sup Forums board because it hurt your fee fees
kys lmao

It was in new york, you can't expect anything but a bunch of mystery meat "Italians" and "Irish".

They have makeup people for that

Depends on what my role is desu. If it was a cool role I'd do it for free.

One million dollars

I feel for you user

Then I would be more likely to do it, if it was good makeup

I don't have that much

I've considered this, and assuming it was just like a few seconds and the context wasn't mockery, I would do it for $5000.

They'd pay me to keep my clothes on.

For just a few seconds that's asking way too much. $100 at the most for a few seconds of work.

Holy shit i'm watching twin peaks right now, just watched this scene. The fbi agent is such a faggot for not taking advantage of her. Also did this show have no budget? I'm about to drop it because it has like 3 songs that play on repeat and it's fucking annoying as hell.

I'd do it for a pack of cigs man, i have a tiny dick but i have no shame.

a doner kebab really.
or a pack of cigarettes

my entire year saw me naked.
a few million viewers wouldn't make a difference

twin peaks is just poor man's X-files.
and it falls apart (to the point of being unwatchable) after like episode 12 of S2.

if you dig the "cozy shithole in the middle of oregon with spoopy shit going on since always" setting just watch Gravity Falls.
Quality compared to TP goes through the fucking roof.

(you)

I'd do it for free I love getting sph

Im /fit/ but have an unimpressive penis.

I don't know, about 1k $

Wrong.

i'm pretty /fit/ but not very handsome... so 50 bucks

And this hunk, of course.

thank u based reddit jesus

So not £0?

>Reddit

youtube.com/watch?v=rZkI2p-6cdU

He's /ourguy/

yeah he's pretty reddit

I use to get drunk and walk around partys naked for nothing. I banged some 300 pound girl in front of like 100 people.

I am way past feeling shame.

yeah but you're probably not overweight, hairy or have a short dick though right?

You're reddit

Average weight and penis, but ultra hairy.

>implying you wouldn't hit that

How much do you have in your pockets?
Just kidding, I'm shy as fuck

You'd have to pay me money just to kiss a girl. Women are terrifying.

500 usd

2-3 million dollars. 5 if you want me to be really comfortable with it

t. Sup Forumsedditor gold

That's a shame, i only picked it up because i read somewhere that alan wake was loosely based off it. But looking at it objectively it's pretty terrible.

flaccid no chance
hard 100 squid

is that cia

I didn't imply that I would or wouldn't. I just thought your opinions of TP in general were wretched.

>tfw exhibitionist fetish

Free, assuming my instant boner is allowed. Then I would get busted for jerking off in the theater as qts are forced to sit through it.

What opinions? Are you just defending a show you like? The only "opinion" i wrote out was the fact that the sound track repetitive and annoying. And it is.

nobody fucks with the Jesus

I once stood naked in front of an art class for $7 an hour so I guess that would be cool

I've only got a few quid, hang on