WHO CAN POSSIBLY STOP THIS MAD BASTARD?

WHO CAN POSSIBLY STOP THIS MAD BASTARD?

>The Slayer of Spartak
>The Mauler of Maribor

OUTTA MY WAY RUSKI FUCKING SHITS

>2 goals off the alltime group stage goalscoring record
>still only win half their matches

Milner picked up 3 assists after being subbed on. absolute madman

HE'S ONLY GONE AND GOT US TOP OF THE GROUP THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN.

Who do you think we'll get in the draw on Monday?

It's biggest defeat in 80 years history of Spartak

Manchester United, PSG, Bayern, Roma, Chelsea, Barca, Juventus, City, Spurs, Real Madrid


You asked faggot potatonigger

who hates Spartak in Russia and how hard are they all celebrating right now?

fgm

>Manchester United
>Roma
lmao, as if

How many in that team are in your WC first 11?

>Manchester United
>Roma
>Chelsea
>Spurs
>Juventus

>that flag
>that post

Spartak is our Manchester United, most successful club in history, so everyone who is not a fan hates them

Lovren

He's always so happy, lads

Glushakov, Zobnin and Dzhikiya, though we don't have solid starting 11 yet

I imagine mane sleeps like this

He looks like stranger things kid without the hair

>Spartak is our Manchester United
kek

>Liverpool win
>Just found out August Ames is dead

bad day tbqh

Who is the Russian Liverpool?

You just witnessed national russian holiday called The Svinoyob - thank you based Yellow Teeth Monster, that was beautiful.

>le 32% face

what does Svinoyob mean exactly?

They are, actually. They didn't win shit domestically for 16 years, so 0 trophies joke applies to them perfectly.

dynamo moscow, 40 years with no titles

Do Russians really travel this badly?

>what does Svinoyob mean exactly
This, more or less, lel.

..Chelsea?

Assblasted pig ITT, what a treat.

>mfw we get Bayern and 7-0 them too

the Mauler of Maribor
the Spanker of Spartak
the Bummer of Bayern

>23 goals in the group stage

>Spacatak Moskvag

...

>ameritard

>No Hendo in 3 games
>Score 18
>Concede 1
Hmmmm.

Literally this

Cannot wait next year for a Keita and Wijnaldum CM pair, Milner LB, Hendo RB kek

...

I think our league doesn't have a club that's similar to Liverpool. It could be Dinamo Kiev if it was still Soviet Union (or a combined championship) cause they had much glory in the past. Spartak is something between Liverpool and Man United in Russia - it's the most supported club in the whole country that have won a lot of trophies in 90s and early 00s and then faded away. There are lots of thoughts that not all of their titles were 'clear' back in the days so Spartak also is being hated for their domination in the past.

Svinoyob can be translated as "fucking the pigs"
Originally Spartak was a team related to a meat-preserving factory so they've been called pigs or meat for a long time.

Spartak aren't even that bad nowadays.

>Hendo RB
That... sounds just crazy enough to work

I'm sure hendo has been right back at one point before

I'd have hendo left back

on the team bus

on top of this, there are high chances of getting Barcelona-Chelsea in the round of 16 now

He has played RM in Sunderland and at his early career in Liverpool as far as i remember?

Klopp is going to play 10 midfielders one day i guess. With Can, Milner and Henderson as CBs

N O O N E
>Liverpool Doing Amazing
>My Boy Styles is WWE Champion.
Feelin pretty Cozy, Lads.

i really hope we get an ABL vs ABU final

and some retards wanted based kloppo out

nice.

am i banned

Dude, Utrecht were in the Europa League. They didn't even make it out of the playoffs

nigga looks like the grumpy cat

I know, dumb cunts.
How do you think you’d do if He became Germany Manager in like 2022?

Grujic in goal as well the lanky bastard

Tough, but fair.

>zero PL titles
>zero legitimate CL titles as have never been PL champions

But they were UEFA Cup champions which makes them champions which qualifies them for membership in the "Champions League as a very strict literal name" Champions League.

guessing zenit

No I was trying to answer his question