APOLOGIZE, Sup Forums!

APOLOGIZE, Sup Forums!

>give me one reason for you not starting to support FC Porto and watch our league

>give me one reason for you not starting to support FC Porto and watch our league

B-b-but I support porto

i dont watch your league but i support porto because our clubs are friends

It will change your life.

red pill me on >your league then

benfica rigs the league every year

as someone who has been a benfica fan since the mid 90s i keked loudly

>mid 90s
Why would you support a club that was basically Meme Coaches ruining JVP's career?

LFV only took hold of the club in 2003

>porto potty

You don't buy Colombians anymore.

1. Can't name a single player. In fact, can't even tell you the name of the Portuguese league.
2. Don't care about anything Portuguese except Figo.
3. There are better teams to watch
4. I watch Serie A and it's better.

There's four reasons.

I'm not going to watch your league but I always hope Porto win it

one reason would be enough:
1. it's a dog poop rigged league, a complete circus in fact

I told you, once you stop buying Mexicans I'll start watching your league

No one bought Mexican'ts this season. Although Porto and Benfica can't get rid of them.

jardim did this on purpose to help porto

>circle jerk between Benfica and Porto every year
>Sporting meming it up every year thinking they actually win it but always falling flat
>theres pretty much no point even watching if you don't support any of those top 3 teams
even as a Portista ik this league sucks balls

>Figo
Whos dat

Porto is a shithole. The best part about it is the airport, because that means you're leaving.

Good, please leave and don't come back you tourist piece of shit. If only the rest of you would fuck off the same way.

Why watch your shitty league when I can watch all your best players come to Wolves next season?

Then your country would run out of their main source of income, tourism.

no thanks, your league is on par with the Mexican league

Jokes on you I was in transit, like fuck I'd spend any money in pretend Spain.

sorry, not enough commercial breaks

Then your country would run out of their main source of income, extorting the countries whose main income comes from tourism.

There's a reason the UK left

You can't keep avoiding it, Porcofags. APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Where to visit in Portugal?

Because it's not competitive.

Only one team outside of Porto, Benfica and Sporting has won the league in the last 70 years.

And for the last 15 years only Benfica and Porto have been crowned champions.

>benfica and portowins is somehow much worse than chelsea, united and citywins

Ife he scores one hattrick I will apologize

Porto. Look at the previous troll’s flag... Porto is unironically an amazing place to visit.

fuck off we're literally full

Not enough Mexicans

That's a good thing Octavia

I support Benfica because of Keaton Parks.

You want the Portuguese League to look like California?

Porto is actually one of the nicer cities I’ve visited. That waterfront area with all the old port wine tours is really nice, especially at night.

Thank you based Mariano Gonzalez

It's basically serie a just without the meme teams

>SD AND a Colectivo tattoo

Porto pepe is such a tryhard.

The Algarve is like a better Spain

Albufeira is good

Because it's a rigged money laundering shit league?

I once saw Mariano González at the gynecologhist

because I'm a loyal Moreirense supporter

>watching a league where benfica is a prolific club
no thanks

Patrician

kys you tourist enabler

Literally a Merkel dog

Portuguese football is a meme, shouldve saved yourself the embarassment and not qualified at all for the next round of CL, considering youll be crushed by whoever you happen to be matched against.
Whats more baffling is that portuguese people are real life shitposters and actually think the state of portuguese football is ok.

OBCECADO

7-1

>t. Gajo que só não vota BE porque é racista

Because I watch Besiktas