ITT

We write Obama's speech from tomorrow. I'll start.

>My fellow Americans,

>We have suffered a great tragedy

Benis :DDD

>WE

niggers

WE

Anus

He just had a fuckin speech you idiot, he talked about how racism caused it

GOOD MORNING

Okie doke

ASSAULT CLIPAZINES

IF IF IF IF IF

IF

*smacks lips*

OKIE DOK

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IF IF IF IF

NATION WIDE MARTIAL LAW

CLINTON

>One of the shooters could have been my son

Let me be clear,

>Donald trump was the cause of all this.

So I feel it is my responsibillity as the President of the United States of America

Uh... we... uh...

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

UHHHHHHH

Let me be perfectly clear

our top priority

blah blah blah

CHRISTIANS

>fuck whitey

PRESS IF TO PAY RESPECTS

the solution to protect blacks from police violence is to ban all firearms

To suck some BWC

8 HOUR ARM WORKOUT

That's why I have to take your guns.

bix

Donald Trump

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The fire rises

If, if, if, if, if, if

>my fellow americans
>blue lives don't matter
>disarm white people
>ban sniper rifles
>god bless this country

SPEAR CHUCKERS

NIGGERS

Fuk Da Crackas

GIBS ME DEM GUNZ

I am hereby extending my presidency 4 more years

We know the shooters were big guys.

I sucked Mitchell's 12 inch dong last night

*cries profusely*

DINDU NUFFIN

OKIE DOKE

Something gun control something

BIX NOOD MAHFUGGAH

if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if we don't ban guns okie doke will happen

VOTE FOR TRUMP AND IT'LL ONLY GET WORSE

if

EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN EVEN IF-IF-IF-IF IF-IF-IF-IF IF-IF-IF-IF IF-IF-IF-IF IF-IF-IF-IF IF-IF-IF-IF IF-IF-IF-IF OKIE DOKE

WE

for you

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Can he just not say anything at all?

uh....uh.....uh....

>La la let's let's...uhhh.... let's be clear...if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if uhhhh...... okie doke...

this concerns our minorities

abstract

assault weapons

this.. nobody better at generic obfuscatory speeches with 0 moral content than Obama. He's a robot from planet nigger.

folks let me make this very clear

BIG RUSSIAN COCK

Radical nigger terrorism

Snipers DINDU NUFFIN

I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT

IF I HAD A SON, HE'D LOOK LIKE HIM

allah

folks, uh, uh, uh

Most qualified for the office of president

We need to use this as an excuse to WIPE OUT CHINA

>UHHH
>THIS IS NOT CONSISTENT WITH OUR AMERICAN VALUES
>THE ONGOING PROBLEM OF GLOBAL WARMING
>MY GRANDFATHER MARTIN LUTHER KING ONCE TOLD ME
>UHHH
>HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME I KILLED BIN LADEN
>IF ONLY WE PASSED SENSIBLE GUN LEGISLATION
>UHH

>this is a tragedy
>something something diversity
>this is why we should be careful with guns
>okay bye

Really though I hope he speaks out against this crap and doesn't brush it under a rug. He also better say something good about our cops that protect us.

So, um, let me be clear: I am stepping down as President of the United States. However! Soros will be appointed Americamperor, and I will be his Vice-Americamperor.

>*SMACKS LIPS*
OK MY FELLOW MERCIANS HOL UP
>*gets jiggy with it*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
>*sags pants*
WHAT YOU PACIFCALLY SAYIN
>*calls dead thugs his sons*
THAT SOME POLEEZ
>*smiles and sucks air through his teeth*
THAT SOME PIG- I MEAN POLEEZ
BE DED
>*vetoes bill*
BUT IF YOU PACIFICALLY LOOK
>*recites Koran verse*
IF IF IF IF IF YOU PACIFICALY LOOK
>*adjusts antelope bone piercing*
WE BLACK FOLKS
>*chimpanzees in the audience begin to make noises*
BEEN SYSYSTEMICAY MURDERED
>*chimpanzee noises intensify*
AND AND WHAT I BE SAYIN
>*starts shifting weight from foot to foot*
IZ BE WE WUZ KANGS
>*Chimpanzees begin simultaneously getting jiggy with it, grimacing, and sucking air through their teeth while grabbing their crotch*
DANK YOU MY FELLOW MERICANS ALLAHU ACHBA- I MEAN GOD BLESS
OBAMA OUT
*mic drop, chimps preceded to leave building and burns down DC*

Childless single men who masturbate to anime

Common sense gun legislation

EAT DA POPO

I don't need niggers to vote for me anymore so it's time I share my true feelings about my people...

As well as

IF I HAD A SON HE'D RAPE A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL AND THREATEN INNOCENT PEOPLE WITH AN ILLEGAL GUN

Sup Forums was right, I apologize for my niggerdom.

SO HOL UP

Niggers tongue my anus.

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Dear fellow Americans and white folks...

...y'all need to check y'all privilege...

...guns are the problem not chimpouts...

...*mentions names of black guys killed and wipes eyes*...

...*doesn't mention names of cops*...

...muh Hillary...

...peace

to take the bold measures required to ensure

>WAZ

THAT OKE DOKE SLIDE

forgot the
>if i had a son... it would look like *insert black name*

OOGA BOOGA

b-b-b-boypussy

>If I had sons, they'd look like those dead police officers
>UH OH SPAGHETTI-OHS!
>Rushes to get booked as guest on Ellen/The View/Jimmy Fallon to do some stupid dance skit.

a continuation of the peaceful society that we