Whats a good country to go to if i dont want to get shot?

whats a good country to go to if i dont want to get shot?

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Australia, but learning their language might be a bit difficult at first

become a weeb

We're full

In Mexico beheadings seem to be more popular than in the USA

Unironically Portugal

Canada is basically America without the violence.

Clipperton

Nah, We've also got a lot of American influence

Any that are good won't (and shouldn't) take you since you're likely unstable and generally useless from having lived in America.

But you are filled with pakis so it's a matter of time

Czechia

Lots of guns and yet nobody's getting shot. Nor trucked.

Don't worry we already gave the cartels lots of guns.

Korea

Portugal has delicious food, nice people, heavenly coast and scenary, nice weather, and I could go on and on compared to kzcsech republic

Czech Republic has jobs

So does Indonesia

But unlike Indonesia, we have civilization. And beer. And good looking women. And virtually no mudslimes.

We, but you'll be stabbed

But no delicious food, no nice people, no heavenly coast and scenary and no nice weather.

and none of the jobs

I don't want to move, but am interested in visiting. Where should I go and will I, as an American tourist (who really just wants to get drunk and laid) will I be treated fairly?

hmm...

Move to thailand as an expat and fuck the womens

>no delicious food

We've got good food, it's just not memed to oblivion because it's primary purpose is to get you full.

>no nice people

Plenty of them and unlike mediterraneans they are not intrusive

>no coast

Eh, how long can you stare at a big body of water until it gets boring?

>no nice weather

We actually have all four seasons unlike Portugal. You can go swimming in summer and skiing in winter.

Prague. You will be treated as every other tourist.

how are the youth hostels? the ones in southern europe were basically brothels.

theres no a single person on earth would visit a commie shithole #89 over a tropical archipelago like indonesia

>inb4 replies to me saying they would

I said people, not animals

I honestly have no idea, I suppose they are clean.

You got butthurt over the mudslime comment, huh?

I have zero bias when it comes to food. If you have a variaty of it, meaning seasonal, land and sea gathered, chances are it's good. I didn't know you had 4 seasons like us, I stand corrected, no problem with it.

t. Mehmet

bait

not an argument

czechia is like slovakia or poland or ukraine, same shit different border

indonesia is unique, actually has good food, actually has nice sights, actually has culture

No need to argue with a butthurt mudslime.

latin american shithole numer 20
shitty, impoverished version of spain
slavic shithole number 15

If you know Spanish, learning English isn't so hard.

QED

>But unlike Indonesia, we have civilization.
Let's not get carried away.

Why don't you like czech? It looks beautiful to me.

The christfags in Eastern Europe are just as subhuman as the snackbars elsewhere. You really have no reason to talk down any other place, considering your country is only known for porn, people smuggling, being a slavic shithole and speaking a dogrel language.
Eastern Europeans really need to pull their fucking heads in and get some perspective. You are the native niggers of Europe. Know your place.

You BTFO one mudslime and another rears his ugly head...

Also Czech Republic is atheist

...

Are you ok with having an high chance of dying in a wildfire or getting crushed by trees?

>latin american shithole numer 20
Tell me more shitskin

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate

Romania. Nice beaches, cheap, great food, warm climate, big titted womyn etc.

KEK

>Live in U.S.
>Haven't been shot

But also these

Dressing in female underwear is current fashion

nytimes.com/interactive/2017/10/02/opinion/editorials/mass-shootings-congress.html

>everyday mass shootings take place

>yet

>Fernando Torres in the middle

thanks, I needed that xx